The Sexuality Spectrum Test

[Albus Dumbledore]

Right.  I've seen hundreds of men naked.  Group showers suck.  Just stare at the wall and use soap on a rope.

uh, not so sure about you.  You didn't even break 40.   

I even kissed a dude once, but it was on a dare.

Why didn't you call me back the next day?

[AkSaber]

You scored 0 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

You are evenly bisexual. You have no gender preference when it comes to sex. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you do some experimenting.

This graph was on the page too:

[Hatman 🍁]

33.

Would've been higher had I not been unwillingly given a massage by a man and if I didn't slap my friends' asses to piss them off.

[NDN]

Right.  I've seen hundreds of men naked.  Group showers suck.  Just stare at the wall and use soap on a rope.

uh, not so sure about you.  You didn't even break 40.   

I even kissed a dude once, but it was on a dare.

Why didn't you call me back the next day?

More importantly, was it on the lips?

[Ronnie]

I got a 32...

[NDN]

I scored 40. I'd copy and paste my commentary if I wasn't on an iPhone.

iPhone?  dude, that's gay!

Yeah for once I'm going to have to agree with my jmf. Deduct about 10 points now.

[NDN]

Bi/Slightly Straight

You scored 7 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

For the most part, you are bisexual. You have a slight preference for the opposite gender, but either gender would suit you. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you do some experimenting.

Crappy test.

[Democratic Hawk]

Mostly Straight

You scored 32 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

You are mainly heterosexual, but you have a few homosexual qualities. You much prefer the opposite sex, but you have a mild interest in the same sex. If you disapprove of homosexuality, it is likely that you act overly straight to deny your slight gay tendencies. If you are comfortable with your sexuality, you might be up for experimenting with members of the same sex if given the opportunity. If you are sexually inexperienced, you could shift on the spectrum at a later time depending on whether you have sexual encounters with the same sex and whether or not you like those encounters.

WTF?

Dave

[exopolitician]

Mostly Straight

You scored 32 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

You are mainly heterosexual, but you have a few homosexual qualities. You much prefer the opposite sex, but you have a mild interest in the same sex. If you disapprove of homosexuality, it is likely that you act overly straight to deny your slight gay tendencies. If you are comfortable with your sexuality, you might be up for experimenting with members of the same sex if given the opportunity. If you are sexually inexperienced, you could shift on the spectrum at a later time depending on whether you have sexual encounters with the same sex and whether or not you like those encounters.

WTF?

Dave

Hey

[Хahar 🤔]

WTF?

Yeah, pretty much.

[J. J.]

39 Mostly Straight.

[Хahar 🤔]

You scored 9 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

For the most part, you are bisexual. You have a slight preference for the opposite gender, but either gender would suit you. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you do some experimenting.
I think it was because I don't have any desire for any sort of relations.

[exopolitician]

You scored 9 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

For the most part, you are bisexual. You have a slight preference for the opposite gender, but either gender would suit you. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you do some experimenting.
I think it was because I don't have any desire for any sort of relations.

HAHA

[Sensei]

You scored 9 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

For the most part, you are bisexual. You have a slight preference for the opposite gender, but either gender would suit you. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you do some experimenting.
I think it was because I don't have any desire for any sort of relations.

NEWS BREAK: Xahar hits for both teams.

[Хahar 🤔]

You scored 9 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

For the most part, you are bisexual. You have a slight preference for the opposite gender, but either gender would suit you. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you do some experimenting.
I think it was because I don't have any desire for any sort of relations.

NEWS BREAK: Xahar hits for both teams.

Really?

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

You scored 32 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

You are mainly heterosexual, but you have a few homosexual qualities. You much prefer the opposite sex, but you have a mild interest in the same sex. If you disapprove of homosexuality, it is likely that you act overly straight to deny your slight gay tendencies. If you are comfortable with your sexuality, you might be up for experimenting with members of the same sex if given the opportunity. If you are sexually inexperienced, you could shift on the spectrum at a later time depending on whether you have sexual encounters with the same sex and whether or not you like those encounters.

WTF?

Dave

gives more meaning to the name, Democratic "Hawk"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=5&term=hawk
30.  Hawk  -  Slang used in Cork, Ireland for a homosexual  

[Democratic Hawk]

You scored 32 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

You are mainly heterosexual, but you have a few homosexual qualities. You much prefer the opposite sex, but you have a mild interest in the same sex. If you disapprove of homosexuality, it is likely that you act overly straight to deny your slight gay tendencies. If you are comfortable with your sexuality, you might be up for experimenting with members of the same sex if given the opportunity. If you are sexually inexperienced, you could shift on the spectrum at a later time depending on whether you have sexual encounters with the same sex and whether or not you like those encounters.

WTF?

Dave

gives more meaning to the name, Democratic "Hawk"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=5&term=hawk
30.  Hawk  -  Slang used in Cork, Ireland for a homosexual  

I'm +32 not -32

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

You scored 32 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)

You are mainly heterosexual, but you have a few homosexual qualities. You much prefer the opposite sex, but you have a mild interest in the same sex. If you disapprove of homosexuality, it is likely that you act overly straight to deny your slight gay tendencies. If you are comfortable with your sexuality, you might be up for experimenting with members of the same sex if given the opportunity. If you are sexually inexperienced, you could shift on the spectrum at a later time depending on whether you have sexual encounters with the same sex and whether or not you like those encounters.

WTF?

Dave

gives more meaning to the name, Democratic "Hawk"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=5&term=hawk
30.  Hawk  -  Slang used in Cork, Ireland for a homosexual  

I'm +32 not -32

not sure, dude.  maybe you're sending a message with those little cute quote marks around Hawk

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

starting to see a pattern emerge from the Dems on the board...

[Flying Dog]

starting to see a pattern emerge from the Dems on the board...

What? That we're more liberal with our sexuality? Open to new things? Not close-minded...

[Flying Dog]

http://www.allthetests.com/quiz18/quizpu.php?testid=1139849792&katname=

Here's a different test. It's not on a spectrum scale but it's less obvious in its questions....maybe you'll be surprised...*cough*cough*Jmfcst*cough*

[Reluctant Republican]

You scored -24 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)



You are not exclusively homosexual, but you prefer the same sex over the opposite sex. While you might be willing to fool around with the opposite sex to some extent, you would go all the way with the same sex. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this could change after you do some experimenting.

No surprise here. I like some variety, ha ha.

[Flying Dog]

You scored -24 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)



You are not exclusively homosexual, but you prefer the same sex over the opposite sex. While you might be willing to fool around with the opposite sex to some extent, you would go all the way with the same sex. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this could change after you do some experimenting.

No surprise here. I like some variety, ha ha.

..huh...another forumer I didn't know was gay...

[Reluctant Republican]

You scored -24 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight)



You are not exclusively homosexual, but you prefer the same sex over the opposite sex. While you might be willing to fool around with the opposite sex to some extent, you would go all the way with the same sex. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this could change after you do some experimenting.

No surprise here. I like some variety, ha ha.

..huh...another forumer I didn't know was gay...

LOL. Yeah, one of the many reasons for my "Reluctant" Republicanism.

As for your second test, I got Bisexual. "You are bisexual. Bisexual are often mostly more gay than straight. "

I don't know if I agree with that, but meh.

[Lief 🗽]

So... the second test tells me I'm homophobic. That's surprising news.