Supreme Court Bar

[Senator Barnes]

I'd like to apply to the Bar.

[Sam Spade]

I'd like to apply to the Bar.

How many drinks have you had already?

[Senator Barnes]

I'd like to apply to the Bar.

How many drinks have you had already?

As many as you want me to have had.

[Sam Spade]

I'd like to apply to the Bar.

How many drinks have you had already?

As many as you want me to have had.

That's a good enough response - you're in.

[Big DaddyTX]

As I like doing things, I'd like to apply if I can..

[Junkie]

Would respectfully request to join the Supreme Court Bar.

[Sam Spade]

Both AndrewCT and Junkie have been accepted to the Bar.  Drinks later.

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

I would like to formally request to be admitted into the Bar.

[Bacon King]

Can I be admitted into the bar? This ID here that I bought from a guy that someone in my freshman dorm knew says I'm 21 and it looks enough like me and you'll notice I've slipped a $5 under the ID when I handed it to you to help make up your mind to let me in and also if you're taking drink orders I'll have a gin and tonic but hold the tonic.




Ahem. I formally request admittance.

[Senator Ben]

I'd like to formally request that I be admitted into the Bar.

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

While I'm waiting, can I at least order a Long Island Iced Tea?

[Badger]

While I'm waiting, can I at least order a Long Island Iced Tea?

Lets see some ID, kid. Hmmm.... your profile says you're 21. OK, good enough for me.

[Sam Spade]

Bacon King is in.  We are still discussing benconstine.

[Sam Spade]

benconstine's request to join the Bar has been denied.

That is all.

[Badger]

benconstine's request to join the Bar has been denied.

That is all.

I'm going to kindly assume the Court had the courtesy and professionalism to PM Ben with its reasons for denial and steps deemed necessary for later admission, similar to RL. Otherwise such a terse "because we said so" decision would seem a grossly arbitrary misuse of the Court's statutorily granted discretion.

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

What about my request?

[Sam Spade]

benconstine's request to join the Bar has been denied.

That is all.

I'm going to kindly assume the Court had the courtesy and professionalism to PM Ben with its reasons for denial and steps deemed necessary for later admission, similar to RL. Otherwise such a terse "because we said so" decision would seem a grossly arbitrary misuse of the Court's statutorily granted discretion.

All questions that have been asked have been answered by me.  Basically, we decided there had to be some minimum standards for admittance to the Bar in terms of demonstrated intellectual acuity and legal understanding.  Maybe we'll write something down in the future.  And certainly, ben can resubmit an application if he wants (or a continuing application, I guess).

[Sam Spade]

What about my request?

I didn't see it.  Will be PMed.

[Jbrase]

I formally request that I be admitted into the Bar. Por favor y gracias.

[Sam Spade]

Inks.LWC is admitted.

[TexasGurl]

Do you allow women?

[opebo]

Do you allow women?

I will bring this to the attention of my fellow Justices and we'll get back to you on that.

[Swedish Cheese]

Bump

I would like to most humbly formally request to be admitted into the bar.

[Badger]

Bump

I would like to most humbly formally request to be admitted into the bar.

As member in good standing of the Atlasian Bar, I wish to sponsor this fine candidate and vouch for his character, integrity and intelligence.

He is a law student in Sweden. Do you know how hard that is? The teach law classes---in SWEDISH!!

[I left.]

I also wish to sponsor this fine candidate!