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Keystone Phil
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« on: July 15, 2008, 05:39:40 PM »

Wow. A lot has been going on today concerning my looks. First there was Andrew saying I stared in an Aqua Velva commercial and now this...

As most of you know, I underwent surgery on my jaw about a month and a half ago. I go back to my doctor's for checkups and some assistance in fixing my bite. So I go to my doctor today and I was instantly turned into cougar prey.

I finally get called back into the room where they work on everyone after about forty minutes in the circus known as the waiting room. I thought I had been through enough just sitting out there but little did I know what was about to come my way.

My file is on a computer so when the assistant working on me pulls up my records, a picture of me from four years ago comes up. Well, as I'm sitting in the chair waiting, another assistant comes up to me and starts telling me how great I look, how much I've changed, etc. Now it's true that you can notice a difference with my jaw but this woman was really going overboard. Remember that the picture she was looking at was from four years ago so, naturally, I'm going to look a little different. So she's flattering me and I was ok with it but then she starts calling all of the other women in the office over. Now everyone is saying how different I look and "wow-ing" at how I look. The woman that started all of this says to me, "What does your girlfriend think?" I respond with a chuckle, "I don't have one." "Oh, well you will now. You were good looking before but now you're a stuuuuuuuuuuuud."

Now I'm feeling like when five year old boy is having his face pinched by old women. One woman says, "I hate to say the 'D' word but....damn." That's when I started blushing. People tell me that I'm good looking every so often but this was just too odd. So for the rest of my appointment, I'd hear a "Phiiiiiiillllllll...." from the assistant that started all of this. As the title notes, these women were all in their late 40s/50s so it's kind of creepy for me (I don't like "courgars) but it was a nice ego boost. Maybe I need to post my picture every other day in the new post a picture thread.  Wink
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2008, 05:43:48 PM »

Is that you, Mike Naso?
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2008, 05:44:44 PM »

<< I was hit on by 40-50 year old women today.>>

Me too, but since I'm 48 it doesn't make nearly as entertaining of a story.  Tongue

Now go take a cold shower and change your undies. 

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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2008, 05:45:08 PM »

I'm eagerly awaiting the response from M.A.N. Jr.
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2008, 05:45:21 PM »


It's so Naso-esque, isn't it? In fact, he always talks about being hit on at his orthodontist's office. The difference between us is that my story is true and his story occured during the three hours of sleep he gets each night.
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2008, 05:47:02 PM »

You should have told her about your television career.
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2008, 05:54:24 PM »

Well I, for one, feel loud a proud forum papa. Wink
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2008, 05:56:53 PM »

Go get 'em, tiger!
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2008, 05:58:41 PM »

I got hit on during a quiz bowl match once.  I was confused.
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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2008, 05:59:45 PM »


Ha, that's what I thought.
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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2008, 06:09:25 PM »

Hahaha....I can totally see it.
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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2008, 06:11:13 PM »

<< I was hit on by 40-50 year old women today.>>

Me too, but since I'm 48 it doesn't make nearly as entertaining of a story.  Tongue

Now go take a cold shower and change your undies. 


And don't forget to start a post about being flirted with by a woma...  Oh wait, never mind.  Tongue
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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2008, 06:24:23 PM »
« Edited: July 15, 2008, 08:57:04 PM by Eraserhead »

I do prefer older women but 40-50 is a tad old for my tastes even. I like them in their late twenties- thirties usually.
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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2008, 08:34:37 PM »

I do prefer older women but 40-50 is a tad old for my tastes even. I like them in their late twnties- thirties usually.

Trust me. Don't go there. I just got done with one who will be 28 next month. I think I will be looking for a mate who is old enough to drink, but not one that is more than a couple of years out of college. Think 21-25 for me.
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« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2008, 08:46:15 PM »

I remember being in my aunts house and her friend came in who I hadnt seen in a few years.

"My God! Is that you - jesus, if I were only ten years younger"

...it's a thing I do when nervous - I become very stoic and matter of fact. "Well that was awkward, bye now"
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« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2008, 09:19:44 PM »

Eeesh. That must have been hell.
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« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2008, 09:21:54 PM »

Good for you Phil. Smiley
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« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2008, 09:24:51 PM »

You can never deny the experience an older woman can give you Phil.  I'm not trying to be funny, these younger women could look good, but some really have no clue what they're doing not only sexually, but in many other things as well.  Also not trying to be funny, BUT I'm not sure of your experience level so on that note... Older women are becoming FAR more eager now than ever to hookup with a younger guy and in my case it has helped some.  I'm not saying go for someone who's completely unattractive, but there are attractive women in their 30s and 40s who may give someone like you a shot at a nice fling thing is they're afraid of what their friends may think. 

Place to go when you hit 21- Michael's on Street Road! 
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« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2008, 09:26:32 PM »


Place to go when you hit 21- Michael's on Street Road! 

I will try to avoid that place like the plague. I hate hearing about it on the radio every damn day.
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« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2008, 09:27:56 PM »

Good job Phil!

 I nailed a 53 year old once. One hell of a ride!
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« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2008, 09:28:31 PM »


Place to go when you hit 21- Michael's on Street Road! 

I will try to avoid that place like the plague. I hate hearing about it on the radio every damn day.

I'm telling you, it's cougar utopia.
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« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2008, 09:30:30 PM »

Good job Phil!

 I nailed a 53 year old once. One hell of a ride!

Damn.  Mine stands at 40 when I was 27 and she was a hockey mom with a 16 year old son.  It was a back seat thing and in no way would I ever have dated her.

Another thing Phil- NEVER date cougars long term.
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« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2008, 09:31:25 PM »


Place to go when you hit 21- Michael's on Street Road! 

I will try to avoid that place like the plague. I hate hearing about it on the radio every damn day.

I'm telling you, it's cougar utopia.

And in case you didn't notice, I stated that I can't stand "cougars" in my post.  Tongue

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« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2008, 09:32:52 PM »

Is she hawt?




I'm sorry for anyone else who knows this reference. Tongue
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« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2008, 09:33:43 PM »

You don't have to date them Phil.

I once had an evening with a 28 year old when I was 21..... even then, the things she taught me.... invaluable.
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