Department of Forum Affairs

[Fritz]

There is an obvious inconsistency in the SoFA's rulings.  Either both the Presidential and Midwest Senate races are ties, and require run-off elections, or neither of them are ties, and Lief/Bacon and Jedi are the respective winners.  You can't have it both ways.

[Fritz]

So, like, when do the lawsuits begin?

I hope this gets settled quicker than the last case that went to court.

[Fritz]

I await the distinguished SoFA's certification of the election, so that I may be sworn in and begin my work in the Senate.

[Fritz]

I hereby give notice to the SoFA that Mechaman has been declared dead.  A replacement candidate has surfaced, however, said replacement has not declared candidacy and has missed the deadline in any event.  Therefore, Mechaman's name should not be included on the ballot this weekend.

[Fritz]

Great attitude, Teddy.  We need more people like you around here.

[Fritz]

I might have been interested, were I not to continue on in the Senate.

Of course, that hasn't been certified yet, though.