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« on: July 25, 2008, 06:50:43 PM »
DAY 1: Alcon: "Get out my cardboard place mats that have political maps of Washington State on them." ~ Torie
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2008, 06:52:14 PM »
Put on the "France's Greatest Football Matches" DVD, and destroy a Yung Joc cd.
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2008, 06:53:39 PM »
I would set up my framed picture of Rick Santorum above the dinner table and prepare some good old Dutch cuisine while we discuss how best to shave our chest hairs.
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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2008, 07:03:16 PM »
Play La Marseillaise, since we both like it.
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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2008, 07:17:24 PM »
Oh, this should be great. I thank the three posters thus far and everyone else in advance for the amusing comments.
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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2008, 07:21:59 PM »
Invite Mike Naso, install a secret camera, sneak out of the room, and put the feed on Atlas.
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2008, 07:33:45 PM »
Argue about Jim Gerlach for an hour.
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2008, 07:55:07 PM »
« Edited: July 25, 2008, 07:59:57 PM by Torie »
Invite Alcon over as the surprise third guest of course. Alcon gets his Washington place mat, Phil gets one with a mug shot of Martin Luther,  and mine of course  is one of the Marquis de Sade.
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« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2008, 08:06:38 PM »
Quote from: Torie on July 25, 2008, 07:55:07 PM
Phil gets one with a mug shot of Martin Luther

Uh...?
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« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2008, 08:12:47 PM »
Play the Internationale in Bengali. Smiley

And then practice my French.
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« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2008, 08:32:35 PM »

We can put it up on the wall and throw darts at it after we get drunk.
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« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2008, 08:34:29 PM »
Quote from: Torie on July 25, 2008, 08:32:35 PM

We can put it up on the wall and throw darts at it after we get drunk.

He won't drink until he's legal. Or so he claims.
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« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2008, 08:59:39 PM »
"Mate! What are you doing in Australia! How did you find out where I live??? By the way, come on in for dinner!"
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« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2008, 09:11:47 PM »
Why are you at my house?  Do you need a ride to the air port?  No you can't come in.
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« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2008, 09:23:51 PM »
Quote from: ޒަހަރު) زَهَـرْ) on July 25, 2008, 08:34:29 PM
Quote from: Torie on July 25, 2008, 08:32:35 PM

We can put it up on the wall and throw darts at it after we get drunk.

He won't drink until he's legal. Or so he claims.

Yeah. No real interest in drinking to begin with.

Anyway, I don't hate Martin Luther or anything like that.  Tongue
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« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2008, 09:30:01 PM »
Italian food is my favorite. I'm assuming Phil likes it too. And since he greatly embraces his Italian heritage, I'd serve a French dinner. Tongue Muahahahaha.

Seriously, spaghetti, salad, and garlic bread would be on the menu.
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« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2008, 09:48:08 PM »
Print out pro-padania literature while discussing the virtues of centrally planned economics and pro-libertine social engineering.
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« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2008, 10:05:01 PM »
We'd grill a nice thick Tuscan style steak, nice and rare.. with a pasta with some grated truffles over the top and a fresh salad with Italian olive oil and balsamic vinegar on it.

We could discuss Italy and the gypsies that live there and how they steal babies.
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« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2008, 10:43:32 PM »
Make him bring home made italian food over. Tongue
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« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2008, 03:40:14 AM »
Quote from: ޒަހަރު) زَهَـرْ) on July 25, 2008, 08:34:29 PM
Quote from: Torie on July 25, 2008, 08:32:35 PM

We can put it up on the wall and throw darts at it after we get drunk.

He won't drink until he's legal. Or so he claims.

Not even in Italy, where the drinking age is far more reasonable?
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« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2008, 03:43:27 AM »
Greatings Il Duce!
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« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2008, 10:07:38 AM »
If Phil somehow made it to my doorstep id be very frightened....and I wouldnt let him inside :x
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« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2008, 10:26:15 AM »
We would invite him in for a lil chat:
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« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2008, 10:56:46 AM »
Quote from: Franzl on July 26, 2008, 03:40:14 AM
Quote from: ޒަހަރު) زَهَـرْ) on July 25, 2008, 08:34:29 PM
Quote from: Torie on July 25, 2008, 08:32:35 PM

We can put it up on the wall and throw darts at it after we get drunk.

He won't drink until he's legal. Or so he claims.

Not even in Italy, where the drinking age is far more reasonable?

I have had wine but I honestly just don't care to drink beer.

By the way, there is no drinking age there.


Quote from: Sometimes All It Takes Is To Know You Still Care on July 25, 2008, 11:43:18 PM
I'd probably be very creeped out that he flew over that far to see me and convinced he was up to no good. So most likely kick him in the face, knock him out, and call the police.

I guess BRTD is off of moderator review...
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« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2008, 11:31:55 AM »
I would cook him up a dinner from the good food part of Italy
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