Atlasian Security Services

[SPC]

Bumped, as Atlasian Security Services has currently declared war against the Mexican government, and will likely be the new government of Mexico in a matter of weeks. Free elections will go on again as soon as our troops have made it into Mexico City, and as President of ASS, I will allow dual citizenship with Atlasia.

[Χahar]

I thought you don't believe in elections?

[SPC]

Due to the recent death of King of the Bench Press, Atlasian Security Services will be conducting an investigation into the murder.

[Χahar]

Due to the recent death of King of the Bench Press, Atlasian Security Services will be conducting an investigation into the murder.

The Justice Department has conducted an investigation, and it was ruled a suicide. The evidence is gone. There is nothing to see.

[SPC]

Due to having been recently elected to public office, I formally resign the chairmanship of Atlasian Security Services. Whoever wants it can take it.

[SPC]

I am reassuming the chairmanship of ASS, due to recent events in foreign affairs. After the ceasefire was achieved in the War on Mexico (November 23 2008 - December 21 2008), we withdrew our troops from the country. However, as Chairman of ASS, I plan on continuing the invasion and launching a second-front in Canada to save the French-Canadians. Our intentions are to grant the French-Canadians independence and incorporate the rest of Canada into a Mexican territory. The Second North American War has begun.

[afleitch]

No it hasn't.

'I see no ships...'

[SPC]

Atlasian Security Services have taken over Baja California on behalf of the new Republic of Mexico. If the Pacific region wants, the Republic of Mexico is willing to allow the Pacific Region to annex the peninsula

[Fmr. Emperor PiT]

     Mexico will willingly give it up now that we own it?

     I should say that if any new state should join the Southeast as a result of this, I might be willing to help colonize it.

[SPC]

     Mexico will willingly give it up now that we own it?

     I should say that if any new state should join the Southeast as a result of this, I might be willing to help colonize it.

The Republic of Mexico is not the United Mexican States. While the latter is the official Mexican government that we hope to overthrow, the Republic of Mexico is the de facto ASS puppet state.

[Fmr. Emperor PiT]

     Mexico will willingly give it up now that we own it?

     I should say that if any new state should join the Southeast as a result of this, I might be willing to help colonize it.

The Republic of Mexico is not the United Mexican States. While the latter is the official Mexican government that we hope to overthrow, the Republic of Mexico is the de facto ASS puppet state.

     Oh, that makes rather more sense.

[dead0man]

Since we now have two fronts, does ASS need any new military Officers or NCO's?

[SPC]

Since we now have two fronts, does ASS need any new military Officers or NCO's?

The position is always available.

[SPC]

Atlasian Security Services have libertared Mazatlan from the United Mexican States' Armed Forces. It has been incorporated into the Republic of Mexico.

[SPC]

Atlasian Security Services is pleased to announce that it has toppled the evil United Mexican States and the Republic of Mexico is now in control of the entire country. As de facto president of Mexico, I would like to announce that the Republic of Mexico will be on a dual-citizenship policy with Atlasia. You may register here, and an election will be held when 10 people register.

[SPC]

DixieMint, a subsidary of Atlasian Security Services, is please to announce that, under the Freedom of Currency Amendment passed by the Dirty South, we willl be acquiring gold reserves and issuing dixies to the Dirty South.

[President Marokai]

DixieMint, a subsidary of Atlasian Security Services, is please to announce that, under the Freedom of Currency Amendment passed by the Dirty South, we willl be acquiring gold reserves and issuing dixies to the Dirty South.

We'll see how long that lasts.

[SPC]

DixieMint, a subsidary of Atlasian Security Services, is please to announce that, under the Freedom of Currency Amendment passed by the Dirty South, we willl be acquiring gold reserves and issuing dixies to the Dirty South.

We'll see how long that lasts.

Notice that the fineprint of this helps it last.

[Bacon King]

Oh Jesus, you've been playing pretend war? I mean, this hasn't even been sanctioned by the GM, has it?

[SPC]

Oh Jesus, you've been playing pretend war? I mean, this hasn't even been sanctioned by the GM, has it?

It's a mercenary group, so I wouldn't think it would be necessary.

[SPC]

While the Supreme Court struck down part of the Freedom of Currency Amendment as unconstitutional, it did not strike down the part taking Atlasian dollars out of circulation. Thus, to fill this void, we will continue to issue gold-backed dixies in the region, albeit without the Dirty Southern government's support.