What Personality Disorders do you Have?

[Associate Justice PiT]

     I found this test online. It tells you how much you display symptoms of various personality disorders. Here's what I got:

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

[Lief 🗽]

Paranoid:    Moderate    
Schizoid:        Low    
Schizotypal:    Low    
Antisocial:    Low    
Borderline:    Low    
Histrionic:    Moderate    
Narcissistic:    Moderate    
Avoidant:    Moderate    
Dependent:    Moderate    
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low

[Хahar 🤔]

Paranoid:  Moderate
Schizoid:  Low
Schizotypal:  Low
Antisocial:  High
Borderline:  Low
Histrionic:  Low
Narcissistic:  High
Avoidant:  Low
Dependent:  Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:  Low

I'm not surprised.

[Associate Justice PiT]

Paranoid:    Moderate    
Schizoid:        Low    
Schizotypal:    Low    
Antisocial:    Low    
Borderline:    Low    
Histrionic:    Moderate    
Narcissistic:    Moderate    
Avoidant:    Moderate    
Dependent:    Moderate    
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low

     None were more severe than moderate. Good job, this means that you *drumroll* don't have a personality disorder! Congratulations!

[Sensei]

I only got one high, on histrionic.

[exopolitician]

Paranoid:  Moderate 
Schizoid:  Low 
Schizotypal:  Moderate 
Antisocial:  High
Borderline:  Moderate 
Histrionic:  Moderate 
Narcissistic:  High 
Avoidant:  High 
Dependent:  High
Obsessive-Compulsive:  Moderate


wow....im fcuked up

[NDN]

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low    
Schizotypal: Low    
Antisocial: Low    
Borderline: Low    
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

[Flying Dog]

Paranoid:    Low    
Schizoid:    Low    
Schizotypal:    Moderate    
Antisocial:    Moderate    
Borderline:    Low    
Histrionic:    High    
Narcissistic:    High    
Avoidant:    Low    
Dependent:    Low    
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Moderate

So, I'm self-centered and an attention whore.

Story of my life..

[MasterJedi]

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

Disorder  Rating Information
Paranoid:  Moderate
Schizoid:  Low
Schizotypal:  Low 
Antisocial:  Low 
Borderline:  Moderate
Histrionic:  Moderate
Narcissistic:  Low 
Avoidant:  Moderate 
Dependent:  Moderate 
Obsessive-Compulsive:  Moderate
 

[Ban my account ffs!]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Watch out, or I'll avoid listening to the voices in my head that are telling me I am the greatest person in the world and that I should do something to get attention!

[Reluctant Republican]

Paranoid:  Very High
Schizoid:  Moderate
Schizotypal:  High
Antisocial:  High
Borderline:  Moderate
Histrionic:  High
Narcissistic:  Very High
Avoidant:   High
Dependent:  Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:  High

Wow. That's um... pretty dispiriting. Silly Internet test. It might be right on on the paronoid thing though, I refuse to use phones unless I really need to because I'm afraid the goverment could be listening to me.

[Ban my account ffs!]

ehh.. they probably are listening to you.  I hear clicks and things on my phone all the time and I'm talking to someone on a cell phone.

[Reluctant Republican]

ehh.. they probably are listening to you.  I hear clicks and things on my phone all the time and I'm talking to someone on a cell phone.

Heh heh. Just because your paranoid, I suppose…

[specific_name]

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Attention seeking egomaniac with a soft spot....interesting.

[Хahar 🤔]

It might be right on on the paronoid thing though, I refuse to use phones unless I really need to because I'm afraid the goverment could be listening to me.

You have a problem. Get treated. Now.

I'm serious.

[Reluctant Republican]

It might be right on on the paronoid thing though, I refuse to use phones unless I really need to because I'm afraid the goverment could be listening to me.

You have a problem. Get treated. Now.

I'm serious.

I don’t think so. Your only insane if you think the thing’s realistic. I don’t really think my phones being tapped are realistic, but I still believe it. I believe everyone’s phones are tapped, and the government has a way of recording every conversation, but they don’t listen to them, usually. But, if you say a word like “president” or “kill” they start to actively listen to the call. I don’t believe there actively listing to me, but the thought that they could makes me avoid phones when I can.

But yeah, I could be considered a little nuts, but I don’t think I am. I mean, I hear a voice too, but it never tells me to kill myself or hurt others, and I know it’s just apart of  my psych and not real. I think I have the setup there to become insane should I ever lose contact with reality, but I think I’m aware enough to know what is and isn’t real. When I start believing god is talking to  me, I’ll go to a shrink, ha ha.

[Associate Justice PiT]

Paranoid:  Very High
Schizoid:  Moderate
Schizotypal:  High
Antisocial:  High
Borderline:  Moderate
Histrionic:  High
Narcissistic:  Very High
Avoidant:   High
Dependent:  Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:  High

Wow. That's um... pretty dispiriting. Silly Internet test. It might be right on on the paronoid thing though, I refuse to use phones unless I really need to because I'm afraid the goverment could be listening to me.

     Yay, someone else got very high in a category! This means I'm not the only one who suffers from a personality disorder!

[Хahar 🤔]

It might be right on on the paronoid thing though, I refuse to use phones unless I really need to because I'm afraid the goverment could be listening to me.

You have a problem. Get treated. Now.

I'm serious.

I don’t think so. Your only insane if you think the thing’s realistic. I don’t really think my phones being tapped are realistic, but I still believe it. I believe everyone’s phones are tapped, and the government has a way of recording every conversation, but they don’t listen to them, usually. But, if you say a word like “president” or “kill” they start to actively listen to the call. I don’t believe there actively listing to me, but the thought that they could makes me avoid phones when I can.

But yeah, I could be considered a little nuts, but I don’t think I am. I mean, I hear a voice too, but it never tells me to kill myself or hurt others, and I know it’s just apart of  my psych and not real. I think I have the setup there to become insane should I ever lose contact with reality, but I think I’m aware enough to know what is and isn’t real. When I start believing god is talking to  me, I’ll go to a shrink, ha ha.

Well, you have a problem all right. Not a huge one, but you should go see a psychiatrist.

[Reluctant Republican]

It might be right on on the paronoid thing though, I refuse to use phones unless I really need to because I'm afraid the goverment could be listening to me.

You have a problem. Get treated. Now.

I'm serious.

I don’t think so. Your only insane if you think the thing’s realistic. I don’t really think my phones being tapped are realistic, but I still believe it. I believe everyone’s phones are tapped, and the government has a way of recording every conversation, but they don’t listen to them, usually. But, if you say a word like “president” or “kill” they start to actively listen to the call. I don’t believe there actively listing to me, but the thought that they could makes me avoid phones when I can.

But yeah, I could be considered a little nuts, but I don’t think I am. I mean, I hear a voice too, but it never tells me to kill myself or hurt others, and I know it’s just apart of  my psych and not real. I think I have the setup there to become insane should I ever lose contact with reality, but I think I’m aware enough to know what is and isn’t real. When I start believing god is talking to  me, I’ll go to a shrink, ha ha.

Well, you have a problem all right. Not a huge one, but you should go see a psychiatrist.

I will consider that, if I get depressed again. But right now I'm in an okay place, so it's all good. But I'm touched by your concern young sir, ha ha.

[Хahar 🤔]

It might be right on on the paronoid thing though, I refuse to use phones unless I really need to because I'm afraid the goverment could be listening to me.

You have a problem. Get treated. Now.

I'm serious.

I don’t think so. Your only insane if you think the thing’s realistic. I don’t really think my phones being tapped are realistic, but I still believe it. I believe everyone’s phones are tapped, and the government has a way of recording every conversation, but they don’t listen to them, usually. But, if you say a word like “president” or “kill” they start to actively listen to the call. I don’t believe there actively listing to me, but the thought that they could makes me avoid phones when I can.

But yeah, I could be considered a little nuts, but I don’t think I am. I mean, I hear a voice too, but it never tells me to kill myself or hurt others, and I know it’s just apart of  my psych and not real. I think I have the setup there to become insane should I ever lose contact with reality, but I think I’m aware enough to know what is and isn’t real. When I start believing god is talking to  me, I’ll go to a shrink, ha ha.

Well, you have a problem all right. Not a huge one, but you should go see a psychiatrist.

I will consider that, if I get depressed again. But right now I'm in an okay place, so it's all good. But I'm touched by your concern young sir, ha ha.

Well, thanks for that.

[John Dibble]

Paranoid:    Low
Schizoid:    Moderate (slightly agree with this one, but not really)
Schizotypal:    Low
Antisocial:    Low
Borderline:    Low
Histrionic:    Moderate (don't agree with this at all)
Narcissistic:    Moderate (I'm not a narcissist, I really am better than everyone else)
Avoidant:    Low
Dependent:    Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low

[HardRCafé]

I don’t think so. Your only insane if you think the thing’s realistic. I don’t really think my phones being tapped are realistic, but I still believe it. I believe everyone’s phones are tapped, and the government has a way of recording every conversation, but they don’t listen to them, usually. But, if you say a word like “president” or “kill” they start to actively listen to the call. I don’t believe there actively listing to me, but the thought that they could makes me avoid phones when I can.

No wonder you were for Ron Paul.

This really deters you from everyday calls about what to pick up at the store and stuff?

[Reluctant Republican]

I don’t think so. Your only insane if you think the thing’s realistic. I don’t really think my phones being tapped are realistic, but I still believe it. I believe everyone’s phones are tapped, and the government has a way of recording every conversation, but they don’t listen to them, usually. But, if you say a word like “president” or “kill” they start to actively listen to the call. I don’t believe there actively listing to me, but the thought that they could makes me avoid phones when I can.

No wonder you were for Ron Paul.

This really deters you from everyday calls about what to pick up at the store and stuff?

Well, I do carry a cell phone around, and if I had to I could have a conversation on one, but I try to keep them as short as possible and don’t talk about anything personal on a call. So, yeah I’d have no problem having  a conversation about what to pick up from somewhere if say my mom needed something, but if she preceded to talk about her or my life over the phone I’d have to end the conversation so no one who was listening could get a bead on my personal life. I just don't like having social conversations over such an open medium. Weird, since the internet might be even more open.  Just a weird quirk.

But yeah, I’m pretty weird. I believe the moon landing was fake, JFK’s death was a conspiracy, Aliens abduct us, stuff like that. I don’t believe 9/11 was an inside job though. I guess some things are too far out there even for me, LOL. But I don’t trust the government or most institutions at all.

[Verily]

Paranoid:    Low
Schizoid:    Moderate
Schizotypal:    Moderate
Antisocial:    Low
Borderline:    Low
Histrionic:    Low
Narcissistic:    Moderate
Avoidant:    Moderate
Dependent:    Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:    Low

I would probably have clocked Avoidant at High, but I guess I'm glad it didn't come out that way.