My latest stress reliever poem

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

stress, stress,
house a mess
leave the nest,
and then i'll rest
15 more days
then freedom comes
pizza, pop, coke, and tums
i just can't wait,
i'm just fed up
tired of family, home, and stuff
my sis is grumpy, bored, and mean
around the house, she acts like queen
my mom's a nag,
she never lets up
dang it - i can't rhyme any mroe  crap with up
go do this, and go do that
i'd rather just sit and get all fat.
my dad is fine
he doesn't care
but the stress you see
in his gray hair
will we move,
or will we not?
we know nothing,
no we do not
girlfriend's a pain
needs this and that,
again, i'd like  to just sit and get fat.
school will come,
but soon enough?
and when it starts?
will it be too tough?
these stupid poems
always cheer me up
damn it!  i gotta stop using "up"
ok, i'm done, i'll watch tv
hope you enjoyed this, just like me.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

blah
blah, blah.
woe
is
me
for i,
write
bad poetry

[Ban my account ffs!]

Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said the butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter.
So, she bought some better butter,
Better than the bitter butter
And she put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.

If two witches would watch two watches
Which witch would watch which watch?

I saw a saw, saw a saw.

Whether the weather be fine
Or whether the weather be not,                                     
Whether the weather be cold,
Or whether the weather be hot,
We'll weather the weather,
Whatever the weather,
Whether we like it or not.

A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
And so one morn he bored the boar
That boar will bore the bear no more.

Practice these as best you can and recite them repeatedly to your family.

Another good one:

He said that that that that that man said was wrong.

[Хahar 🤔]

Here is a
Poem.

[Smid]

We need a "favourite poetry" thread.

[Keystone Phil]

blah
blah, blah.
woe
is
me
for i,
write
bad poetry

You have quite a set of balls on you, my friend. Give us some of your best poetry but keep it in English/non-jibberish (not Welsh).

[HardRCafé]

Nation Afraid To Admit 9-Year-Old Disabled Poet Really Bad

[Franzl]

blah
blah, blah.
woe
is
me
for i,
write
bad poetry

You have quite a set of balls on you, my friend. Give us some of your best poetry but keep it in English/non-jibberish (not Welsh).

Now I don't know about Al's poetic abilities, and I don't know or care enough about poetry to care about whether his critique was accurate, but purely theoretically, it is not necessary to have a certain ability in order to judge other people in that very same field.

I do not play soccer very well, but I know enough to say that Luxembourg has a pretty terrible team.

[Keystone Phil]

blah
blah, blah.
woe
is
me
for i,
write
bad poetry

You have quite a set of balls on you, my friend. Give us some of your best poetry but keep it in English/non-jibberish (not Welsh).

Now I don't know about Al's poetic abilities, and I don't know or care enough about poetry to care about whether his critique was accurate, but purely theoretically, it is not necessary to have a certain ability in order to judge other people in that very same field.

I do not play soccer very well, but I know enough to say that Luxembourg has a pretty terrible team.

Yeah, I know. I use that argument a lot as well.    I was just irritated because Al decided to be an asshole.