Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

[King]

Naso spoiling Kindergarten Cop sent the previous edition into a downward spiral of epic fail.

     If only San Francisco teachers were allowed to pack heat. They're the ones who need it.

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[YRABNNRM]

Quincy's 1860 map:

[Associate Justice PiT]

Naso spoiling Kindergarten Cop sent the previous edition into a downward spiral of epic fail.

     If only San Francisco teachers were allowed to pack heat. They're the ones who need it.

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     Yay! I made it into the Comedy Goldmine!

[Bono]

Gotta give credit where credit is due:

The Democratic party needs steadier, more consistent leadership. I nominate the rooster.

[Хahar 🤔]

Gotta give credit where credit is due:

The Democratic party needs steadier, more consistent leadership. I nominate the rooster.

Aye, that was a good one.

[dead0man]

Naso spoiling Kindergarten Cop sent the previous edition into a downward spiral of epic fail.

Yeah, it actually got funny the last few pages!  Back to making fun of people we don't agree with I guess.

[tik 🪀✨]

Naso spoiling Kindergarten Cop sent the previous edition into a downward spiral of epic fail.

Yeah, it actually got funny the last few pages!  Back to making fun of people we don't agree with I guess.

It wasn't funny, it was annoying. It was a good opportunity to start a new thread, though, so I'm glad someone took that initiative. As for your second point, yes, hacks posting quotes of opposing hacks saying something hackish is lacking in hilarity.

[they don't love you like i love you]

I like how BRTD hasn't posted in this thread, yet somebody still agrees with him on the subject.  Hmm.

Actually he did post:

I give it a D.  There really wasn't anything good in that ad and the tactics were really really frickin annoying.

"Obama's TAXES.  TAXES.  ECONOMIC DISASTER.  HIGHER GAS PRICES OBAMA OBAMA TAXERS HIGH GAS PRICES DISASTER ECONOMIC!!!"

And then the birds tweet and the harp begins to play "I'm John McCain and I approve this message."

I think their target audience are voters with an IQ under 80.


I guess he deleted it

Click and read the thread.

[YRABNNRM]

Didn't she once sleep with a black guy? There's another hint for Obama.

[Keystone Phil]

Crazy clips of me being funny when I was 15! HAHA...delete.

I don't have any clips from last week Naso.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

It would also help if he didn't use his sig to attack great Americans like Scoop Jackson.

Click for context. I found it funny. Silly Ben Constine.

[CPT MikeyMike]

Brendan Fraser is an excellent actor. 

Do I need to say more?

[Keystone Phil]

Click for context...

id certainly prepare my own drink.

[Хahar 🤔]

Funny retrospectively:

john mccain

Click for context.

[WalterMitty]

Funny retrospectively:

john mccain

Click for context.

where have i said im voting for mccain?

it would take an awful candidate (ie barack obama) to get me to vote mccain.

as of this moment im still a lean obama.  (that is if i vote for any candidate for president, im quite likely to skip the race and just vote for the down-ballot offices.)

[King]

Funny retrospectively:

john mccain

Click for context.

Good god.  Two-a-days and you still have time to read threads from over two years ago?

[Хahar 🤔]

Funny retrospectively:

john mccain

Click for context.

Good god.  Two-a-days and you still have time to read threads from over two years ago?

We got half the day off today. Nothing tomorrow, either.

What's funny is that Walter is even considering McCain.

[Sensei]

This pictures maybe fake, but Ghost/Sprits aren't. I personally have seen some.

I rest my case.

Yea, I was 99% sure ghosts existed, that has now dropped to about 40%

DTWL, why do you hate me? Why do you always cut me down? Is it because you were picked on in school, and know you try to make your self feel bigger by picking on someone over the computer? You are a sorry excuse for a man.

In this particular instance its because someone who believes the Earth is 6,008 years old obviously will believe anything.  Usually its because I've had more intelligent conversations with the paper weight on my desk

I believe the earth is around 6,008 years old because that is what the Bible says. And you can't believe some part of the bible, you have to believe all the bible, you can't cherry pick what you like and don't like. Anyways, I done with you, because the fact is, if you and I were face to face you wouldn't be talk sh**t to me, because you hind behind your computer. So why don't you go talk to your paper weight again, I'm sure it likes you.

[bullmoose88]

This pictures maybe fake, but Ghost/Sprits aren't. I personally have seen some.

I rest my case.

Yea, I was 99% sure ghosts existed, that has now dropped to about 40%

DTWL, why do you hate me? Why do you always cut me down? Is it because you were picked on in school, and know you try to make your self feel bigger by picking on someone over the computer? You are a sorry excuse for a man.

In this particular instance its because someone who believes the Earth is 6,008 years old obviously will believe anything.  Usually its because I've had more intelligent conversations with the paper weight on my desk

I believe the earth is around 6,008 years old because that is what the Bible says. And you can't believe some part of the bible, you have to believe all the bible, you can't cherry pick what you like and don't like. Anyways, I done with you, because the fact is, if you and I were face to face you wouldn't be talk sh**t to me, because you hind behind your computer. So why don't you go talk to your paper weight again, I'm sure it likes you.

Its scary that he watches the Flintstones like its a documentary.

[minionofmidas]

This pictures maybe fake, but Ghost/Sprits aren't. I personally have seen some.

I rest my case.

Yea, I was 99% sure ghosts existed, that has now dropped to about 40%

DTWL, why do you hate me? Why do you always cut me down? Is it because you were picked on in school, and know you try to make your self feel bigger by picking on someone over the computer? You are a sorry excuse for a man.

In this particular instance its because someone who believes the Earth is 6,008 years old obviously will believe anything.  Usually its because I've had more intelligent conversations with the paper weight on my desk

I believe the earth is around 6,008 years old because that is what the Bible says. And you can't believe some part of the bible, you have to believe all the bible, you can't cherry pick what you like and don't like. Anyways, I done with you, because the fact is, if you and I were face to face you wouldn't be talk sh**t to me, because you hind behind your computer. So why don't you go talk to your paper weight again, I'm sure it likes you.

Whatever else you may think about Josh, he sure has got Dwdl's number.

Although I doubt Down's paperweight likes him. I suppose it's just learnt that deadpan is better than dead.

[Associate Justice PiT]

This pictures maybe fake, but Ghost/Sprits aren't. I personally have seen some.

I rest my case.

Yea, I was 99% sure ghosts existed, that has now dropped to about 40%

DTWL, why do you hate me? Why do you always cut me down? Is it because you were picked on in school, and know you try to make your self feel bigger by picking on someone over the computer? You are a sorry excuse for a man.

In this particular instance its because someone who believes the Earth is 6,008 years old obviously will believe anything.  Usually its because I've had more intelligent conversations with the paper weight on my desk

I believe the earth is around 6,008 years old because that is what the Bible says. And you can't believe some part of the bible, you have to believe all the bible, you can't cherry pick what you like and don't like. Anyways, I done with you, because the fact is, if you and I were face to face you wouldn't be talk sh**t to me, because you hind behind your computer. So why don't you go talk to your paper weight again, I'm sure it likes you.

Its scary that he watches the Flintstones like its a documentary.

     When I first learned that Creationists still existed, I couldn't believe it. Considering how much evidence there is in favor of a billions of years old universe, it seems fundamentally untenable to believe that the Earth's only 6,000 years old. Then again, maybe that's just me, actually believing empirical evidence over the say-so of Genesis (which probably was not meant to be taken literally).

[bullmoose88]

This pictures maybe fake, but Ghost/Sprits aren't. I personally have seen some.

I rest my case.

Yea, I was 99% sure ghosts existed, that has now dropped to about 40%

DTWL, why do you hate me? Why do you always cut me down? Is it because you were picked on in school, and know you try to make your self feel bigger by picking on someone over the computer? You are a sorry excuse for a man.

In this particular instance its because someone who believes the Earth is 6,008 years old obviously will believe anything.  Usually its because I've had more intelligent conversations with the paper weight on my desk

I believe the earth is around 6,008 years old because that is what the Bible says. And you can't believe some part of the bible, you have to believe all the bible, you can't cherry pick what you like and don't like. Anyways, I done with you, because the fact is, if you and I were face to face you wouldn't be talk sh**t to me, because you hind behind your computer. So why don't you go talk to your paper weight again, I'm sure it likes you.

Its scary that he watches the Flintstones like its a documentary.

     When I first learned that Creationists still existed, I couldn't believe it. Considering how much evidence there is in favor of a billions of years old universe, it seems fundamentally untenable to believe that the Earth's only 6,000 years old. Then again, maybe that's just me, actually believing empirical evidence over the say-so of Genesis (which probably was not meant to be taken literally).

Hey.  I believe a supreme being created the universe, i just choose not to take Genesis all that literally.

Damnit I have the Flintstones tune in my head...When you're with the Flintstones...you're gonna have a yabba dabba do time...

[Keystone Phil]

The Goldmine always caves in when we decide to debate while inside.

[bullmoose88]

The Goldmine always caves in when we decide to debate while inside.

Quiet Strumpet.

[Associate Justice PiT]

This pictures maybe fake, but Ghost/Sprits aren't. I personally have seen some.

I rest my case.

Yea, I was 99% sure ghosts existed, that has now dropped to about 40%

DTWL, why do you hate me? Why do you always cut me down? Is it because you were picked on in school, and know you try to make your self feel bigger by picking on someone over the computer? You are a sorry excuse for a man.

In this particular instance its because someone who believes the Earth is 6,008 years old obviously will believe anything.  Usually its because I've had more intelligent conversations with the paper weight on my desk

I believe the earth is around 6,008 years old because that is what the Bible says. And you can't believe some part of the bible, you have to believe all the bible, you can't cherry pick what you like and don't like. Anyways, I done with you, because the fact is, if you and I were face to face you wouldn't be talk sh**t to me, because you hind behind your computer. So why don't you go talk to your paper weight again, I'm sure it likes you.

Its scary that he watches the Flintstones like its a documentary.

     When I first learned that Creationists still existed, I couldn't believe it. Considering how much evidence there is in favor of a billions of years old universe, it seems fundamentally untenable to believe that the Earth's only 6,000 years old. Then again, maybe that's just me, actually believing empirical evidence over the say-so of Genesis (which probably was not meant to be taken literally).

Hey.  I believe a supreme being created the universe, i just choose not to take Genesis all that literally.

Damnit I have the Flintstones tune in my head...When you're with the Flintstones...you're gonna have a yabba dabba do time...

     I used to be very religious. I just never took the story of Creation as anything more than a metaphor (& I assumed everyone else saw it the same way).