Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

here is the link.

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=84004.0

[Хahar 🤔]

My rather annoying grandmother kept on calling me "boy," so I started responding "Yes, old woman."  She stopped.

[Sensei]

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I love this, dude.  My uncle was a cop, he was always bragging about how he would go around and beat black people with his night stick.

I'm not 100% sure he was a cop though.  In fact, I think he worked at a gas station.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Gporter is back!  Please read his senate thread.  Gays, genocide, and more!

Post a link, friend.

I created a whole thread to show his comment about how he would support genocide in certain cases

[Eraserhead]

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I love this, dude.  My uncle was a cop, he was always bragging about how he would go around and beat black people with his night stick.

I'm not 100% sure he was a cop though.  In fact, I think he worked at a gas station.

It seems like he's back on a roll. His stuff was pretty weak for a while there.

[Хahar 🤔]

He's back in form:

This isn't surprising.  The McCain camp engineered the whole pregnancy story from the beginning just to win the votes of the religious right.  Apparently Sarah Palin replaced her daughter's birth control pills with Oxycodone, yanked the condom off the boy's penis, and forced the teenage couple to have sex by the hour to ensure conception, all the while taking nude photos of the pair to sell to tabloids after the election for an easy buck.  All this while her husband marinated his balls in barbecue sauce, the family dog having been trained to lick them dry - the sick bastards.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Click for context:

With lipstick?

That whole thread is pretty funny.

Either it was vaporized or there's a VIP area of the site I don't have access to.

     Considering the subject of the thread, I would be surprised if it weren't vaporized.

What was the subject?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I love this, dude.  My uncle was a cop, he was always bragging about how he would go around and beat black people with his night stick.

I'm not 100% sure he was a cop though.  In fact, I think he worked at a gas station.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

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I love this, dude.  My uncle was a cop, he was always bragging about how he would go around and beat black people with his night stick.

I'm not 100% sure he was a cop though.  In fact, I think he worked at a gas station.

It seems like he's back on a roll. His stuff was pretty weak for a while there.

He's probably realized offensive stuff is not funny solely due to being offensive. You need some level of humor to it as well. His recent stuff reminded me of the high school kids on my other forum who think they're the most hilarious, badass and rebellious people ever because they drop the word "n" casually.

Sadly, Straha has pretty much hit that level too.

[Associate Justice PiT]

Click for context:

With lipstick?

That whole thread is pretty funny.

Either it was vaporized or there's a VIP area of the site I don't have access to.

     Considering the subject of the thread, I would be surprised if it weren't vaporized.

What was the subject?

     Bush standing up to the "Zionist pigs."

[Keystone Phil]

You don't know that Mike Naso's name is...Mike Naso?

Or is it?

[Reaganfan]

You don't know that Mike Naso's name is...Mike Naso?

Or is it?

Outer Banks, NC - July 1993

[Хahar 🤔]

Is that a cigarette in your mouth?

[Reaganfan]

Is that a cigarette in your mouth?

Candy cigarette. What is so strange is I vividly remember that trip and my life even before then...and that was 15 years ago. I still remember the candy store we went to...Saltwater Taffy...candy cigarettes...it was great.

[Хahar 🤔]

Candy cigarettes? Life must have been different back then, when we still had Sugar Pops cereal. I've had a chocolate cigar, but I've never heard of candy cigarettes.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Candy cigarettes are still around.. of course they're not called candy cigarettes.. they're called "candy sticks"... but I can buy them at the candy store across the street from where I work.  They also have the wax bottles with the flavored juice inside them and mallo-cups and all those other candies that make baby boomers feel all nostalgic.

[Smid]

In Australia, we had those candy cigarettes, too. They came in little packets and were called "fags" - that being a slang term for cigarette here. When the anti-smoking campaigns ramped up in the, I don't know, early- to mid-90s, I guess, they were renamed "fads."

[Bacon King]

Yes, candy "cigarrete" sticks are still around.

[Eraserhead]

You don't know that Mike Naso's name is...Mike Naso?

Or is it?

Outer Banks, NC - July 1993

Did you load every single picture you've ever had taken of yourself on to the computer or what?

[Meeker]

You don't know that Mike Naso's name is...Mike Naso?

Or is it?

Outer Banks, NC - July 1993

Did you load every single picture you've ever had taken of yourself on to the computer or what?

Yea, I've been wondering this as well. Why does Naso have so many photos of himself as a child on his computer? I don't have any of me on mine.

[Хahar 🤔]

You don't know that Mike Naso's name is...Mike Naso?

Or is it?

Outer Banks, NC - July 1993

Did you load every single picture you've ever had taken of yourself on to the computer or what?

Yea, I've been wondering this as well. Why does Naso have so many photos of himself as a child on his computer? I don't have any of me on mine.

Neither do I. And I haven't even passed childhood.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

You don't know that Mike Naso's name is...Mike Naso?

Or is it?

Outer Banks, NC - July 1993

Did you load every single picture you've ever had taken of yourself on to the computer or what?

Yea, I've been wondering this as well. Why does Naso have so many photos of himself as a child on his computer? I don't have any of me on mine.

Neither do I. And I haven't even passed childhood.

I have a lot on mine. I guess you have to have a camera around a lot.

[??????????]

Meh, I got a chuckle out of it.

sorta GOP-favorable but not unreasonable

McCain is still leading in most polls out of FL, OH, NC and MO. IN is a pipe dream, guys.

even if all that were true then that doesn't contradict what I said

Then how was it GOP favored?

to be honest with you I don't really care right now

Good answer.

thanks brother

[Хahar 🤔]

LOL.

[Sensei]

Track could be Trig's father.  which may explain the Down Syndrome.