Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

[Keystone Phil]

Click for context (it's not what you think)!

I REALLY hope a lot of blacks show up!

[Brittain33]

This part in particular is amusing:

That's kind of like chickens voting for Colonel Sanders.

J.C. Watts' father used that line a dozen years ago, and it was probably older than rocks before that.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

This made me laugh, just due to the highlight of how trite J. J. has become:

It just gets worse and worse, this is brutal.  I am going to get myself hammered on election night so I won't feel the pain that will be unfolding in front of my eyes.

Can you keep that up for 4 years?

Try two.  Folks, what happens in 2010?

The deluge?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

     Now it's closer to 98%.

We might have a "Bradley Effect" with black people in all seriousness.

[Keystone Phil]

Misleading.  Single digits usually means no more than 4-5.

Nice math

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Wake me up when cinyc stops writing in cliches.

[Sensei]

Misleading.  Single digits usually means no more than 4-5.

Nice math

well, this is accurate if you're operating in base 5.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Virginia is not a swing state

You're right. McCain takes it.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

team obama campaign tactics getting clever in the closing days.  i like it!

WTF?

what is so hard to understand?

team obama, or some group closely associated with the obama camp, puts out this flier, so people like you will go 'OMG THE RETHUGLIKKKANS ARE AT IT AGAIN!'

[Lunar]

272-266 McCain/Palin

Serious?

[DownWithTheLeft]

272-266 McCain/Palin

Serious?

Why because I refuse to believe polls as the bible?

[Lunar]

Something like that.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Something like that.

I'm confused to whether you think McCain can't win or my state picks are inplausible.  Because I will admit my state picks are little out there

[Alcon]

272-266 McCain/Palin

Serious?

Why because I refuse to believe polls as the bible?

and what book of the Bible is that from?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

272-266 McCain/Palin

Serious?

Why because I refuse to believe polls as the bible?

and what book of the Bible is that from?

Deuteronomy

[Alcon]

272-266 McCain/Palin

Serious?

Why because I refuse to believe polls as the bible?

and what book of the Bible is that from?

Deuteronomy

I was going to guess Moroni, or at least something typographically close to it.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

This is the third topic about this we've had...

Nonsense. It's the first we've had about the critical swing state of Arozona.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

If turnout is really high, McCain's butt will be very sore when he wakes up in a poll of his own drool, urine and vomit at 1030 am next Wednesday.

[Хahar 🤔]

Party ID folks, party ID.

Hey, can you change your USElectionAtlas avatar?  I think R-NJ fits you better.

Just because I support McCain, it doesn't make me a Republican.

The "R"  wouldn't stand for "Republican"... It would stand for "Retarded".

[Dr. Cynic]

272-266 McCain/Palin

Serious?

Why because I refuse to believe polls as the bible?

and what book of the Bible is that from?

Deuteronomy

No, no... Second Kings.

[Lunar]

Carl goes to town on the slime-peddling, hating, socialist Lunar

[Хahar 🤔]

Lulz.

[The Mikado]

I mean, when you write utter bullshit like this...

McCain down 7 when he is down 6-8 nationally.  That is an amazing performance and shows how weak Obama really is in the state.

Bush never performed this well in relation to the national average.  In a normal year for Republicans McCain carries the state.

How can you live with yourself knowing that you are so dishonest [qm]. Worse; that all this pathetic Squealerish dishonesty is ultimately meaningless. The election is next week.

What's the problem you British prick? Where is the dishonesty in my comment? 

I actually laughed out loud.

[Keystone Phil]

I mean, when you write utter bullshit like this...

McCain down 7 when he is down 6-8 nationally.  That is an amazing performance and shows how weak Obama really is in the state.

Bush never performed this well in relation to the national average.  In a normal year for Republicans McCain carries the state.

How can you live with yourself knowing that you are so dishonest [qm]. Worse; that all this pathetic Squealerish dishonesty is ultimately meaningless. The election is next week.

What's the problem you British prick? Where is the dishonesty in my comment? 

I actually laughed out loud.

It's so true!

[Хahar 🤔]

WTF?

Disgraceful and irresponsible.  Talk to your manager? In this economy, if you ask your boss for election day off you may be sent packing for good.  Typical of a Chicago street thug who has never held a real job.