Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Funny that StatesRights DOESN'T think I should go straight to hell then.

[??????????]

Funny that StatesRights DOESN'T think I should go straight to hell then.

No matter what you think BRTD I don't hate you, I promise.

[Lief 🗽]

unrealistic picture. polar bears only live in the arctic region. penguins only live in antarctica.

[Lunar]

These are obviously very adept polar bears, I'm pretty sure they can figure  out that dilemma.

I just realized that that polar bear on the left really has his nuts sticking out, I hope that doesn't break any forum rules

[dead0man]

...also, penguins live outside of Antarctica.  The Galapagos Penguin for one.

[Dr. Cynic]

...also, penguins live outside of Antarctica.  The Galapagos Penguin for one.

Don't forget about the Pittsburgh Penguin.

[minionofmidas]

...also, penguins live outside of Antarctica.  The Galapagos Penguin for one.

Don't forget about the Pittsburgh Penguin.

I think that is a Pittsburgh Penguin.

[The Mikado]

Actually, I never did this.  Somebody else did; I've alread switched back, as you can see.

flip floper.

DC United's post quality keeps improving.

[Smid]

...also, penguins live outside of Antarctica.  The Galapagos Penguin for one.

We have fairy penguins in Victoria.

[Associate Justice PiT]

...also, penguins live outside of Antarctica.  The Galapagos Penguin for one.

We have fairy penguins in Victoria.

     There are penguins all over the place. Just not in the Northern Hemisphere.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Although from more than a few weeks back, this is hilarious nonetheless:

Obama has a close connection with a terrorist.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Write in: Keystone Phil.

[Dr. Cynic]

Rebuilding our crumbling roads, bridges and schools? I really resent when the leader of the country praises communist China's infrastructure and takes every opportunity he can to criticize his own country.

This makes me laugh every time I read it.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Supersoulty - Nice guy
Keystone Phil - Very cool guy, very respectable.  He's not very talkative over IM, but he's still awesome
Mike Naso - Even though he likes to hit on me sometimes, he's still a nice person.  He needs to stop doing that though.
fezzyfestoon - [no comment]
AHDuke - He's cool.
Inks - INKS!!  He's so awesome   Makes me laugh sometimes, too.
Kevin - Different, but still cool
Rin-chan - I'm not going to talk about me.... lol
MasterJedi - I love my forum brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  XD XD XD  He's the best!!!
Aksaber - Awesome guy!! XD
phknrocket1k - I didn't like him at first, but I like him a lot now   *hugs*
DWTL - You're awesome by default because you're from NJ
ColinWixted - He's pretty cool.  Didn't know him all that well because he didn't venture into my part of the forum as often as other people lol
A18 - He's cool
Jake - Nice guy, but he used to be nicer.  Still cool, though
muon2 - Don't know too much about him, but from what I remember he was nice
PBrunsel - Awesome guy!!
paul718 - Who is this? lol
J.J. - Really cool guy   *hugs*
Winfield - He's nice

Rin-chan

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Where is the "none of the above" option?  Any use of the five categories, in my opinion, shows one's immaturity.

Having said that, I'm not exactly innocent myself, though.  Most of the time if I swear, I will use Cathartic Swearing.  However, I always do it in private.  I NEVER swear around others.  Even after I do it in private, I feel so remorseful and have to ask my God for forgiveness.

Believe me, I hate cussing, because it comes out of the same mouth I use to sing praises to God.

I'm not trying to preach here, I'm just explaining my thoughts and own experiences on the matter.

[Keystone Phil]

Where is the "none of the above" option?  Any use of the five categories, in my opinion, shows one's immaturity.

Having said that, I'm not exactly innocent myself, though.  Most of the time if I swear, I will use Cathartic Swearing.  However, I always do it in private.  I NEVER swear around others.  Even after I do it in private, I feel so remorseful and have to ask my God for forgiveness.

Believe me, I hate cussing, because it comes out of the same mouth I use to sing praises to God.

I'm not trying to preach here, I'm just explaining my thoughts and own experiences on the matter.

LOL @ religious/people that are different!

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Where is the "none of the above" option?  Any use of the five categories, in my opinion, shows one's immaturity.

Having said that, I'm not exactly innocent myself, though.  Most of the time if I swear, I will use Cathartic Swearing.  However, I always do it in private.  I NEVER swear around others.  Even after I do it in private, I feel so remorseful and have to ask my God for forgiveness.

Believe me, I hate cussing, because it comes out of the same mouth I use to sing praises to God.

I'm not trying to preach here, I'm just explaining my thoughts and own experiences on the matter.

LOL @ religious/people that are different!

I'm a religious.

[Keystone Phil]

Where is the "none of the above" option?  Any use of the five categories, in my opinion, shows one's immaturity.

Having said that, I'm not exactly innocent myself, though.  Most of the time if I swear, I will use Cathartic Swearing.  However, I always do it in private.  I NEVER swear around others.  Even after I do it in private, I feel so remorseful and have to ask my God for forgiveness.

Believe me, I hate cussing, because it comes out of the same mouth I use to sing praises to God.

I'm not trying to preach here, I'm just explaining my thoughts and own experiences on the matter.

LOL @ religious/people that are different!

I'm a religious.

Right

As someone who is religious, you wouldn't find that comment worth mocking.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Al gives the burn of the century:

Why? By my count, it's a 3-3 vote.

But it's funny that no one cares about his ethics as long as he can do a good job. It's a shame if he does get the AG job after committing a real crime himself.

I think that he's somewhat more ethically sound than you, Mr "Rape; lol!!!!"

[Sensei]

Where is the "none of the above" option?  Any use of the five categories, in my opinion, shows one's immaturity.

Having said that, I'm not exactly innocent myself, though.  Most of the time if I swear, I will use Cathartic Swearing.  However, I always do it in private.  I NEVER swear around others.  Even after I do it in private, I feel so remorseful and have to ask my God for forgiveness.

Believe me, I hate cussing, because it comes out of the same mouth I use to sing praises to God.

I'm not trying to preach here, I'm just explaining my thoughts and own experiences on the matter.

LOL @ religious/people that are different!

I'm a religious.

Right

As someone who is religious, you wouldn't find that comment worth mocking.

as an agnostic liberal bitch, i don't know whether it's a mockable comment or i should agree with Phil.

[Alcon]

Damn it, guys, seriously.  How hard is it to not violate the "no arguments in Comedy Goldmine" rule?  It's mostly the same 4-5 people over and over again.  This is no longer a rhetorical question.  Seriously, how hard is it?

[Keystone Phil]

Damn it, guys, seriously.  How hard is it to not violate the "no arguments in Comedy Goldmine" rule?  It's mostly the same 4-5 people over and over again.  This is no longer a rhetorical question.  Seriously, how hard is it?

I'm one of the biggest proponents of the "No arguments here!" rule but I can abuse it whenever I want to. I'm a hypocrite. Jeeze.

[minionofmidas]

I'm a hypocrite.

How long til that turns up in a signature? Bets are still being accepted...

[Keystone Phil]

I'm a hypocrite.

How long til that turns up in a signature? Bets are still being accepted...

I've done it plenty of times before and I'm shocked that it hasn't appeared yet. 

[Хahar 🤔]

Al gives the burn of the century:

Why? By my count, it's a 3-3 vote.

But it's funny that no one cares about his ethics as long as he can do a good job. It's a shame if he does get the AG job after committing a real crime himself.

I think that he's somewhat more ethically sound than you, Mr "Rape; lol!!!!"

I'm pissed off that I missed that.

And it was about me, too.