Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Sure, I fantasize about her naked, but that doesn't mean I'd vote for her...

Those that did were probably hugely offset by the people who voted against the ticket solely because of her.

[Хahar 🤔]

OR WAS IT A BOLLYWOOD-MADE FAKE LANDING?!?!?!

probably not, as the probe did not perform a lavish song and dance sequence

[Eraserhead]

Al gives the burn of the century:

Why? By my count, it's a 3-3 vote.

But it's funny that no one cares about his ethics as long as he can do a good job. It's a shame if he does get the AG job after committing a real crime himself.

I think that he's somewhat more ethically sound than you, Mr "Rape; lol!!!!"

hahahaha

[Keystone Phil]

I fail to see what's liberal about Obama.

[Dr. Cynic]

Sure, I fantasize about her naked, but that doesn't mean I'd vote for her...

Those that did were probably hugely offset by the people who voted against the ticket solely because of her.

That was one of my favorites too, INKS.

[Хahar 🤔]

While a lot of politicians are indeed ugly, there are also some good-looking ones from time to time. I recall one particlar Tory candidate in the Scottish council electons last year that rather got my motor running

I'm extremely pleased so far.  Not only does he have diversity, he has competence.  Hopefully, he'll put a Southerner or two in the Cabinet, to balance out the Northeast, Midwest, and West that are already represented.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Abraham Lincoln is a great American. With his leadership we squashed the lousy southern SOB roaches who hated everyone like them. Personally, I think we should rip down every southern monument and dig up every southern grave from the CW. R.E. Lee was traitorous scum. Suburbs completely suck and I'd never live in one due to their hating of strip clubs.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

From the opposite day thread:

Comrades, only via the dissemination of the true Marxist-Leninist-Luxembourgist-Trotskyist-Titoist-Healyist-Redgravist-Gallowayist-JPFist-Spiltist message to the proletariat shall actually bring about the revolution of emanicipation of the working class by finally releasing the idle shackles of the hegemony of the Military-Industrial-Consumerist-Media-Imperialist-Religious-Capitalist-Ideological-Sexual-Moralistic-Fun Complex and smash global capitalism with their red fists of enduring rightousness and thus bringing about emancipation from the Welfare-Warfare state and constructing a society without greed, war, evil, capitalism, imperialism, Vietnam, The Holocaust, Bourgeois Morality and high cost Childcare. Comrades we must lead the Proletariat to victory!

And afterwards, you can then even have babies.

Comissar Gully.

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Hot.

Moving hastily along.....



Sorry Joe - I call it as I see it.

Cool, I'll tell my sister you thought so.  It helps to build her self-esteem, as would any compliment to a person with a disfiguring gray blob attached to their face.

Gray? It looks black to me.

You're a goddamned racist.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

John McCain is my hero! Sarah Palin would have been a great VP. Obama is stupid and isn't my President-elect. Non-Peace to you all!

Is this forum opposite day or post what you would have said six months ago day?

[Brittain33]

What exactly qualifies Napolitano for this office?

She can see Mexico from her house.

[Platypus]

What exactly qualifies Napolitano for this office?

She can see Mexico from her house.

Beautiful.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

lol dude youre fourteen

But he still has those nasty little things.............hormones.

lol

lol dude youre fourteen

Doesn't mean I am not interested in sex, I hit puberty at 10. You should see how hairy I am, it'd be enough proof.

double lol.

hahaha made me laugh.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

What exactly qualifies Napolitano for this office?

She can see Mexico from her house.

Beautiful.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

lol dude youre fourteen

But he still has those nasty little things.............hormones.

lol

lol dude youre fourteen

Doesn't mean I am not interested in sex, I hit puberty at 10. You should see how hairy I am, it'd be enough proof.

double lol.

hahaha made me laugh.

LOL

Bob Dole is hilarious! Especially his sentence on masturbation.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

This entire thread: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=88679.30

I noticed it last night and thought it amusing and with potential to get funnier. And it did!

[Smid]

This entire thread: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=88679.30

I noticed it last night and thought it amusing and with potential to get funnier. And it did!

I read Ben's "Happy where I am" comment (in relation to being 20 years behind the times) and my first thought was "I was happy where I was before reading the few preceding posts... wish I could go back to that time and decide not to read on..."

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Xahar you have not been spamming. what is wrong with you? are you sick?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Good for you. my mom was interviewed by the french people.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

Good for you. my mom was interviewed by the french people.

How is that funny?

[Хahar 🤔]

Para Natã: Não.

explain. is it spanish or latin?

É português.

what does cream have to do with it?

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

Para Natã: Não.

explain. is it spanish or latin?

É português.

what does cream have to do with it?

before you start spewing things you might want to know what you are saying. cause the phrase means, "for the cream:no".

[Matt Damon™]

lol dude youre fourteen

But he still has those nasty little things.............hormones.

lol

lol dude youre fourteen

Doesn't mean I am not interested in sex, I hit puberty at 10. You should see how hairy I am, it'd be enough proof.

double lol.

hahaha made me laugh.

LOL

Bob Dole is hilarious! Especially his sentence on masturbation.

yes bob dole is a shining gem

[Хahar 🤔]

Para Natã: Não.

explain. is it spanish or latin?

É português.

what does cream have to do with it?

before you start spewing things you might want to know what you are saying. cause the phrase means, "for the cream:no".

"Natã" is also "Nathan".

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

Para Natã: Não.

explain. is it spanish or latin?

É português.

what does cream have to do with it?

before you start spewing things you might want to know what you are saying. cause the phrase means, "for the cream:no".

"Natã" is also "Nathan".

Nathan is Nathan in Portuguese.