Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

[YRABNNRM]

The Goldmine always caves in when we decide to debate while inside.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Lincoln

Scotch Irish slaver scum scion  turns on the great emancipator eh? You do know that anyone who prefers Jackson to Lincoln is going to hell don't you?  I will pray for you, Sam.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Any replacements on the court will be of liberal justices. For the most part the conservative justices are quite young and will dominate the court no matter what Obama does.

He could always slip something into their bedtime drinks...

[Sensei]

I watch the show because there are so many McCain supporters on it.

You mean "there are so many people that couldn't even tell you who the Vice President is but have RINO parents that give thousands in political contributions on it."

Yes. I find nothing wrong with that. Sounds like the girls I went to High School with.

God bless you for surviving that horror.

What else is horrific is that I find that I act a lot like Spencer does.

You mean you have a Brillo Pad for hair?

No, like being an asshole to people. Unfortunately the barber cut off my luscious flowing Greek hair.

[DownWithTheLeft]

I wonder where beconstine gets his musical tastes:

#9 Dream - R.E.M. via John Lennon

Hollow Man - REM

Should I Stay or Should I Go? - The Clash

London Calling - The Clash

[Sensei]

I wonder where beconstine gets his musical tastes:

#9 Dream - R.E.M. via John Lennon

Hollow Man - REM

Should I Stay or Should I Go? - The Clash

London Calling - The Clash

interesting observation. Maybe he only has "Woke up in the Morning" and he's making everything else up.

[DownWithTheLeft]

I wonder where beconstine gets his musical tastes:

#9 Dream - R.E.M. via John Lennon

Hollow Man - REM

Should I Stay or Should I Go? - The Clash

London Calling - The Clash

interesting observation. Maybe he only has "Woke up in the Morning" and he's making everything else up.

I could be going on much longer, I'll have to do some investigating

[King]

Isn't that the point of the listening thread? To remind people of songs and listen to them?

Also, Lennon's #9 Dream > REM.

[Sensei]

Isn't that the point of the listening thread? To remind people of songs and listen to them?

Also, Lennon's #9 Dream > REM.

Beg to differ

[King]

Isn't that the point of the listening thread? To remind people of songs and listen to them?

Also, Lennon's #9 Dream > REM.

Beg to differ

REM's is better than A-Ha's crappy version, but the vocals just aren't light and high-pitched enough to work with the song.

[Keystone Phil]

And we're still discussing/debating in the Goldmine because...?

[King]

And we're still discussing/debating in the Goldmine because...?

Because this is the Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special curiously released in August.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

a good man who loves the lord.

Why don't you get a bot to post that for you?  If you don't already.

[dead0man]

The Goldmine always caves in when we decide to debate while inside.

It's a joke thread in the first place, why do we care if it gets "off topic"?  If any thread should have the ability to go off topic it should be joke threads.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Oh! Can I start the next goldmine when this one closes?

[Serenity Now]

     Now folks, just step away. Feeding the trolls is prohibited in this area.

[Reaganfan]

He will be in NC tomorrow too.. Maybe he will fly their early due to Fay, and name his VP their..

I think you've cracked it.  it will be John Edwards.

No, I don't think the VP will be from NC.

[Keystone Phil]

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Ohio can be quite beautiful...

[King]

Naso with a chollo stash = awesome.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Naso with a chollo stash = awesome.

Do you mean awesome like cool awesome... or do you mean awesome like yeesh... I kinda feel bad saying anything to Naso about that cuz he might really think it's cool and I don't want to offend him, but somebody should probably tell him to lose the stash before he gets hurt by an older woman who thinks he's a high school sophomore trying to prove his manhood" awesome?

[Хahar 🤔]

     Oh! Can I start the next goldmine when this one closes?

If you're lucky. I've never been able to, and I remember when there were only three.

[DownWithTheLeft]

     Oh! Can I start the next goldmine when this one closes?

If you're lucky. I've never been able to, and I remember when there were only three.

And I remember when there was one that started for the new year in 2006 and last a long, long time until BRTD invaded it and it became the "No BRTD Allowed" comedy goldmine.  I'm sure you've read it many times Xahar

[Хahar 🤔]

     Oh! Can I start the next goldmine when this one closes?

If you're lucky. I've never been able to, and I remember when there were only three.

And I remember when there was one that started for the new year in 2006 and last a long, long time until BRTD invaded it and it became the "No BRTD Allowed" comedy goldmine.  I'm sure you've read it many times Xahar

I have in fact come upon it.

[King]

I think this should be the last Goldmine.  We should start a new series.  An 8th sequel is bad taste IMO.

[Хahar 🤔]

brtd, can you give us an update on the status of this flag plz?

hopefully the enlightened minnesotans (mankato state grads, in particular) havent returned this artifact to the goddamned racist, backwards hicks.

Shut up about my state, Mitty.