Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

[King]

More jmfcst's Winfield-like Palin obsession:

went through a lot of paper towels today, eh?

no, but dude, I went through a lot of web pages last night trying to hunt that chick down.

[YRABNNRM]

Has Winfield been heard of since the news broke?

Andrew, I wouldn't be surprised if he'll probably be crying himself to sleep tonight about it.

I just hope he's not hanging from his ceiling fan.

[© tweed]

he smokes about a pack a day.

false

No, it's true.  I ran into him at the mosque this morning and invited him over for a drink or two, but he declined.  You know, he's pretty observant about the faith.  Inshallah.  But he did burn a big fat joint with me, and after we finished it, he lit up a Marlboro.  Then, before we parted company, he'd finished that first Marlboro and just before it went out he lit a second one from the dying cherry of the first.

[© tweed]

i kissed a girl and i liked it

[Lief 🗽]

I'll have to wait to see the polling, but I have to admit that I see the potential.  In theory, McCain could have just gotten 33-35% of the Democratic base.  We'll see in about a fortnight.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

More jmfcst's Winfield-like Palin obsession:

went through a lot of paper towels today, eh?

no, but dude, I went through a lot of web pages last night trying to hunt that chick down.

rofl...it didn't seem that funny when I typed it!

[Keystone Phil]

I think in 1992 foreign policy wasn't as important as it is in 2008.  Of course, I wasn't around, but that's my thought.

[King]

I think in 1992 foreign policy wasn't as important as it is in 2008.  Of course, I wasn't around, but that's my thought.

Persian Gulf wtf is dat?

[Keystone Phil]

This women are stupid

[King]

This women are stupid

LOL!

This quote deserves it's own thread.  A shrine post to Josh22.

[opebo]

This women are stupid

LOL!

This quote deserves it's own thread.  A shrine post to Josh22.

Still, if you look at the thread, he was eminently correct in terms of content and meaning, if not grammar.

[Lief 🗽]

I think in 1992 foreign policy wasn't as important as it is in 2008.  Of course, I wasn't around, but that's my thought.

Um. It wasn't. We weren't at war in 1992.

[Brittain33]

I think in 1992 foreign policy wasn't as important as it is in 2008.  Of course, I wasn't around, but that's my thought.

Um. It wasn't. We weren't at war in 1992.

I'm hoping it's here because of the "I wasn't around" part... certainly '92 was "we're at peace, now let's spend money here" election.

[Хahar 🤔]

This women are stupid

LOL!

This quote deserves it's own thread.  A shrine post to Josh22.

Still, if you look at the thread, he was eminently correct in terms of content and meaning, if not grammar.

Certainly, but it was quite obvious.

[Keystone Phil]

I think in 1992 foreign policy wasn't as important as it is in 2008.  Of course, I wasn't around, but that's my thought.

Um. It wasn't. We weren't at war in 1992.

I'm hoping it's here because of the "I wasn't around" part... certainly '92 was "we're at peace, now let's spend money here" election.

I have no idea why people still insist on debating here. 

But I'll go against my own rule and say that it is here because the idea that foreign policy wasn't important during the end of the Cold War/post Persian Gulf War/around the time of Somalia is completely assinine.

[Brittain33]

But I'll go against my own rule and say that it is here because the idea that foreign policy wasn't important during the end of the Cold War/post Persian Gulf War/around the time of Somalia is completely assinine.

Maybe the Goldmine isn't the place for debate, but it appears that was posted here as a form of debate, a way for you to vehemently disagree with something that's actually pretty accurate.

I don't know where you were or how old you were in 1992, but perhaps you've heard, "It's the economy, stupid"?

[Keystone Phil]

I don't know where you were or how old you were in 1992, but perhaps you've heard, "It's the economy, stupid"?

So...wait...that means foreign policy didn't matter? Because Paul Begala and James Carville told us only the economy matters?

You're a walking self parody, dude.

[exopolitician]

Thanks for destroying this entire thread with your nonsense. Two thumbs up.

[Joe Republic]

You people make me physically ill.

We'll have universal health care for you soon enough.

[Associate Justice PiT]

You people make me physically ill.

We'll have universal health care for you soon enough.

     I actually considered re-posting that here.

[Brittain33]

I don't know where you were or how old you were in 1992

[opebo]

Ok only mildly funny but I like the subtle phrasing 'too often at McDonalds':

To me it looks like Palin's 16-year old daughter was too often at McDonald's but not pregnant ...

Probably safe to say this about 98% of americans.

[Keystone Phil]

Just a little bit...I would never be a "puking party beer keg"-type. I hate that stuff.

I played squirt gun with the kid...clearly he beat me down too easy....

[Reaganfan]

Just a little bit...I would never be a "puking party beer keg"-type. I hate that stuff.

I played squirt gun with the kid...clearly he beat me down too easy....

Why is that funny?

[Keystone Phil]

Why is that funny?

The picture is funny. I can't tell what's better - the blurred out face or the fact that a four year old is on top of you with a "wooder" gun.