Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

From thet hread  "Obama, in 1988, paid for stranger's luggage fees"

Yeah, Obama made a huge gaffe when he decided to be born in 1961.

The gaffe, my friend, was when he decided to fund Norwegian terrorist sympathizers. This says nothing about his personality other than that he hates America.

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I have similar sad women feelings, too man.

I was at my mother's wedding reception, and decided to take pleasure in dancing with every attractive woman there, flirting, ect. Not to brag (trust me, I'm insecure) I probably danced and flirted with up to a dozen women, and they seemed to like me, but the ones I liked the best (who were the oldest) constantly were saying, "I'm too old for you" or "You're too young for me". The mother of a girl who went to school with my younger sister was there...offered me to come outside so she could have a cigarette...she's mentioning how her "husband is away" and mentioning where her car is, ect. Then, she wanted to go back in...I guess I was looking at it the wrong way, you know? I asked her to dance, and she said, "I'm too old for you."

Add to this that tons of the best women are MARRIED...it sucks. I'm dancing with this 41 year old beauty in a tight dress, dark pantyhose and high heels, brown hair, sexy as hell...and I sang along to "Don't Stop Believin'" and she yelled out, "I can't believe you know the words!"

All this talk of divorce in the world...and every woman I meet is married. I was invited to a bar by a hot 31 year old that I danced to "(I've Had) the Time of My Life" with. (They liked me because I thought they were college-aged friends when they were actually a young mother and teenage daughter duo).

Where are all those "I am 35 and want a 20 year old stud for a few months" women? Is it fair that a 40 year old guy could date a 20 year old woman...but a 40 year old woman refuses to be intimate with a 20 year old guy?

My friends, life isn't fair.

[Reaganfan]

I have similar sad women feelings, too man.

I was at my mother's wedding reception, and decided to take pleasure in dancing with every attractive woman there, flirting, ect. Not to brag (trust me, I'm insecure) I probably danced and flirted with up to a dozen women, and they seemed to like me, but the ones I liked the best (who were the oldest) constantly were saying, "I'm too old for you" or "You're too young for me". The mother of a girl who went to school with my younger sister was there...offered me to come outside so she could have a cigarette...she's mentioning how her "husband is away" and mentioning where her car is, ect. Then, she wanted to go back in...I guess I was looking at it the wrong way, you know? I asked her to dance, and she said, "I'm too old for you."

Add to this that tons of the best women are MARRIED...it sucks. I'm dancing with this 41 year old beauty in a tight dress, dark pantyhose and high heels, brown hair, sexy as hell...and I sang along to "Don't Stop Believin'" and she yelled out, "I can't believe you know the words!"

All this talk of divorce in the world...and every woman I meet is married. I was invited to a bar by a hot 31 year old that I danced to "(I've Had) the Time of My Life" with. (They liked me because I thought they were college-aged friends when they were actually a young mother and teenage daughter duo).

Where are all those "I am 35 and want a 20 year old stud for a few months" women? Is it fair that a 40 year old guy could date a 20 year old woman...but a 40 year old woman refuses to be intimate with a 20 year old guy?

My friends, life isn't fair.

Using others' pain for laughing expense?

[Keystone Phil]

I have similar sad women feelings, too man.

I was at my mother's wedding reception, and decided to take pleasure in dancing with every attractive woman there, flirting, ect. Not to brag (trust me, I'm insecure) I probably danced and flirted with up to a dozen women, and they seemed to like me, but the ones I liked the best (who were the oldest) constantly were saying, "I'm too old for you" or "You're too young for me". The mother of a girl who went to school with my younger sister was there...offered me to come outside so she could have a cigarette...she's mentioning how her "husband is away" and mentioning where her car is, ect. Then, she wanted to go back in...I guess I was looking at it the wrong way, you know? I asked her to dance, and she said, "I'm too old for you."

Add to this that tons of the best women are MARRIED...it sucks. I'm dancing with this 41 year old beauty in a tight dress, dark pantyhose and high heels, brown hair, sexy as hell...and I sang along to "Don't Stop Believin'" and she yelled out, "I can't believe you know the words!"

All this talk of divorce in the world...and every woman I meet is married. I was invited to a bar by a hot 31 year old that I danced to "(I've Had) the Time of My Life" with. (They liked me because I thought they were college-aged friends when they were actually a young mother and teenage daughter duo).

Where are all those "I am 35 and want a 20 year old stud for a few months" women? Is it fair that a 40 year old guy could date a 20 year old woman...but a 40 year old woman refuses to be intimate with a 20 year old guy?

My friends, life isn't fair.

Oh. My. God. One of the best posts in a long time. I don't know where to begin. The sad thing is that Naso thinks that this is a serious hardship.

I bolded my favorite parts.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     He does raise a point though. Almost every girl or woman I meet who I am interested in is in a happy relationship & has been for years. I should move to Oklahoma & take advantage of the 71% divorce rate there.

[Reaganfan]

I have similar sad women feelings, too man.

I was at my mother's wedding reception, and decided to take pleasure in dancing with every attractive woman there, flirting, ect. Not to brag (trust me, I'm insecure) I probably danced and flirted with up to a dozen women, and they seemed to like me, but the ones I liked the best (who were the oldest) constantly were saying, "I'm too old for you" or "You're too young for me". The mother of a girl who went to school with my younger sister was there...offered me to come outside so she could have a cigarette...she's mentioning how her "husband is away" and mentioning where her car is, ect. Then, she wanted to go back in...I guess I was looking at it the wrong way, you know? I asked her to dance, and she said, "I'm too old for you."

Add to this that tons of the best women are MARRIED...it sucks. I'm dancing with this 41 year old beauty in a tight dress, dark pantyhose and high heels, brown hair, sexy as hell...and I sang along to "Don't Stop Believin'" and she yelled out, "I can't believe you know the words!"

All this talk of divorce in the world...and every woman I meet is married. I was invited to a bar by a hot 31 year old that I danced to "(I've Had) the Time of My Life" with. (They liked me because I thought they were college-aged friends when they were actually a young mother and teenage daughter duo).

Where are all those "I am 35 and want a 20 year old stud for a few months" women? Is it fair that a 40 year old guy could date a 20 year old woman...but a 40 year old woman refuses to be intimate with a 20 year old guy?

My friends, life isn't fair.

Oh. My. God. One of the best posts in a long time. I don't know where to begin. The sad thing is that Naso thinks that this is a serious hardship.

I bolded my favorite parts.

The problem is a lack of any hardships, Phil.

I can play the BOLD game, too, my dear friend.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

when you look for women, don't try to hard. We can spell it.

[Associate Justice PiT]

when you look for women, don't try to hard. We can spell it.

     This is instant goldmine material, just because of the misspelling.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

when you look for women, don't try to hard. We can spell it.

     This is instant goldmine material, just because of the misspelling.

sorry my bad.

[Associate Justice PiT]

when you look for women, don't try to hard. We can spell it.

     This is instant goldmine material, just because of the misspelling.

sorry my bad.

     Not at all. It made my day.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

when you look for women, don't try to hard. We can spell it.

     This is instant goldmine material, just because of the misspelling.

sorry my bad.

     Not at all. It made my day.

well then, you days must be wonerful cause i can't spell for sh**t.

[Keystone Phil]

when you look for women, don't try to hard. We can spell it.

     This is instant goldmine material, just because of the misspelling.

sorry my bad.

     Not at all. It made my day.

well then, you days must be wonerful cause i can't spell for sh**t.

Just run outside, meet on your mutual neighbor's lawn and make out already, children.

[Associate Justice PiT]

when you look for women, don't try to hard. We can spell it.

     This is instant goldmine material, just because of the misspelling.

sorry my bad.

     Not at all. It made my day.

well then, you days must be wonerful cause i can't spell for sh**t.

Just run outside, meet on your mutual neighbor's lawn and make out already, children.

     We live five miles away from each other.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

when you look for women, don't try to hard. We can spell it.

     This is instant goldmine material, just because of the misspelling.

sorry my bad.

     Not at all. It made my day.

well then, you days must be wonerful cause i can't spell for sh**t.

Just run outside, meet on your mutual neighbor's lawn and make out already, children.

     We live five miles away from each other.

when you look for women, don't try to hard. We can spell it.

     This is instant goldmine material, just because of the misspelling.

sorry my bad.

     Not at all. It made my day.

well then, you days must be wonerful cause i can't spell for sh**t.

Just run outside, meet on your mutual neighbor's lawn and make out already, children.

     We live five miles away from each other.

we do?

[Associate Justice PiT]

when you look for women, don't try to hard. We can spell it.

     This is instant goldmine material, just because of the misspelling.

sorry my bad.

     Not at all. It made my day.

well then, you days must be wonerful cause i can't spell for sh**t.

Just run outside, meet on your mutual neighbor's lawn and make out already, children.

     We live five miles away from each other.

we do?

     Maybe not that far, but we do live rather far apart.

[Keystone Phil]

Ladies and gentlemen, yet another modern day Romeo and Juliet on our forum!

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

Ladies and gentlemen, yet another modern day Romeo and Juliet on our forum!

you wish. not gonna happen.

[Associate Justice PiT]

Ladies and gentlemen, yet another modern day Romeo and Juliet on our forum!

you wish. not gonna happen.

     Unfortunately for me.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

Ladies and gentlemen, yet another modern day Romeo and Juliet on our forum!

you wish. not gonna happen.

     Unfortunately for me.

you will find someone.

[© tweed]

Ladies and gentlemen, yet another modern day Romeo and Juliet on our forum!

you wish. not gonna happen.

     Unfortunately for me.

you will find someone.

forum is too weirdddd sometimes

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

Ladies and gentlemen, yet another modern day Romeo and Juliet on our forum!

you wish. not gonna happen.

     Unfortunately for me.

you will find someone.

forum is too weirdddd sometimes

yeah. what brought you to this conclusion?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Ladies and gentlemen, yet another modern day Romeo and Juliet on our forum!

you wish. not gonna happen.

     Unfortunately for me.

you will find someone.

forum is too weirdddd sometimes

yeah. what brought you to this conclusion?

Probably Naso's post. We're probably complete opposites when it comes to women. I love the young girls ..

Older women disgust me. Imagine how loose they are!

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Older women disgust me. Imagine how loose they are!

Miley Cyrus won't be the queen of purity for much longer Duke, and soon enough she'll be loose too!

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

Older women disgust me. Imagine how loose they are!

Miley Cyrus won't be the queen of purity for much longer Duke, and soon enough she'll be loose too!

Miley Cyrus sucks! She is going to turn out like the spears girls. eww

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Older women disgust me. Imagine how loose they are!

Miley Cyrus won't be the queen of purity for much longer Duke, and soon enough she'll be loose too!

I know ..

That 20 year old swim suite model will turn her love hole into a love canyon!