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« Reply #400 on: October 06, 2008, 02:36:43 AM »

Older women disgust me. Imagine how loose they are!

Miley Cyrus won't be the queen of purity for much longer Duke, and soon enough she'll be loose too!

Miley Cyrus sucks! She is going to turn out like the spears girls. eww

     Thank you for stating the obvious. Tongue
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« Reply #401 on: October 06, 2008, 02:44:40 AM »

Older women disgust me. Imagine how loose they are!

Miley Cyrus won't be the queen of purity for much longer Duke, and soon enough she'll be loose too!

Miley Cyrus sucks! She is going to turn out like the spears girls. eww

     Thank you for stating the obvious. Tongue

But she's got God and Billy Ray on her side. Nobody can go wrong with that combination! Cheesy
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« Reply #402 on: October 06, 2008, 10:15:06 AM »

I have similar sad women feelings, too man.

I was at my mother's wedding reception, and decided to take pleasure in dancing with every attractive woman there, flirting, ect. Not to brag (trust me, I'm insecure) I probably danced and flirted with up to a dozen women, and they seemed to like me, but the ones I liked the best (who were the oldest) constantly were saying, "I'm too old for you" or "You're too young for me". The mother of a girl who went to school with my younger sister was there...offered me to come outside so she could have a cigarette...she's mentioning how her "husband is away" and mentioning where her car is, ect. Then, she wanted to go back in...I guess I was looking at it the wrong way, you know? I asked her to dance, and she said, "I'm too old for you."

Add to this that tons of the best women are MARRIED...it sucks. I'm dancing with this 41 year old beauty in a tight dress, dark pantyhose and high heels, brown hair, sexy as hell...and I sang along to "Don't Stop Believin'" and she yelled out, "I can't believe you know the words!"

All this talk of divorce in the world...and every woman I meet is married. I was invited to a bar by a hot 31 year old that I danced to "(I've Had) the Time of My Life" with. (They liked me because I thought they were college-aged friends when they were actually a young mother and teenage daughter duo). I couldn't go since I had driven to the reception with my sister...but if I had my own car...I would've gone.

Where are all those "I am 35 and want a 20 year old stud for a few months" women? Is it fair that a 40 year old guy could date a 20 year old woman...but a 40 year old woman refuses to be intimate with a 20 year old guy?

My friends, life isn't fair.


i was once told by someone that if a woman ever dumps you she is either riding another horse or putting the saddle on one.

of course this person was a misogynist.  so take it with a grain of salt.
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« Reply #403 on: October 06, 2008, 11:55:42 AM »

YES!

Barack Obama is the most liberal member of the Senate.  Joe Biden is the second most liberal member of the Senate.  These guys make Bernie Sanders look downright conservative.  And we thought that book-reading, French-looking John Kerry was liberal?  We ain't seen nothing yet.

I am sure that in the first six months of the Obama-Biden administration, we will see the following...

1.   The Bible banned nationally as hate speech.
2.   U.S. troops ordered to unilaterally surrender to the insurgents in Iraq and the Taliban/Al Qaeda fighters in Afghanistan.
3.   Operations of the U.S. military handed over to the United Nations.  And mostly, the French.
4.   Kindergarteners encouraged to try anal sex.
5.   Crack made legal.

Of course, that's just the tip of the iceberg.  Collective farms, summary executions, forced abortion and Islam being made the official religion of the US (or Wicca, perhaps)....that's all a year or so out.

I lol'ed a little.
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« Reply #404 on: October 06, 2008, 12:37:54 PM »

Older women disgust me. Imagine how loose they are!

Miley Cyrus won't be the queen of purity for much longer Duke, and soon enough she'll be loose too!

I know .. Sad

That 20 year old swim suite model will turn her love hole into a love canyon!

lmao. i'd quote this into the comedy goldmine except its here already.
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« Reply #405 on: October 06, 2008, 01:53:30 PM »

I wouldn't lose much sleep over it dude. Because as you know, there's plenty of...



... impressionable young children?  That's disgusting, Jeff.
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« Reply #406 on: October 06, 2008, 01:56:00 PM »

I expect McCain to get a boost similar to the Palin VP debate bounce
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« Reply #407 on: October 06, 2008, 02:26:30 PM »

I am convinced that the polls are going to mean nothing this election.  One of two things will happen:

Scenario 1: People really feel that McCain is just an extension of Bush and a gigantic anti-GOP sentiment sweeps Obama into the White House with a larger than expected victory. 



Scenario 2: People want to vote for Obama, but in the end they associate with radicalism like Ayers and Wright and make the safer pick in McCain.  Race does become a factor.


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« Reply #408 on: October 06, 2008, 03:01:40 PM »

I was thinking it was time to retire this, but fortunately it's rebounded.
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« Reply #409 on: October 06, 2008, 07:09:01 PM »

Don't worry, Xahar has your whole posting history in his brain by now.
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« Reply #410 on: October 06, 2008, 08:22:14 PM »

I was thinking it was time to retire this, but fortunately it's rebounded.

     Yep. Phil, DC, & I beat the goldmine within an inch of its life. I'm glad it's back on its feet though. Smiley
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« Reply #411 on: October 06, 2008, 08:28:51 PM »

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« Reply #412 on: October 06, 2008, 11:11:09 PM »

I, on the other hand, am going as an investment banker.
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« Reply #413 on: October 06, 2008, 11:57:09 PM »

this thread was dieing? how?
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« Reply #414 on: October 07, 2008, 05:32:31 AM »

I can hear it now, from Americas' pulpits, "Get the Gimp".
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« Reply #415 on: October 07, 2008, 11:49:23 AM »

These pics keep coming in from my mother's wedding...


That's me and my mom...exactly 20 years apart.

Is she one of those hot married chicks that you danced with, Naso?
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« Reply #416 on: October 07, 2008, 03:58:30 PM »

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« Reply #417 on: October 07, 2008, 03:59:36 PM »

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« Reply #418 on: October 07, 2008, 11:22:18 PM »

McCain, Obama, and Biden have made their conclusions, and they are wrong.  I will be voting for McCain Nov 4th because Sarah Palin is his running mate.  She might not know anything and I don't like her role as attack dog, but Palin, having an uncluttered mind, seems more likely to have the ability to reach to correct conclusions. 

So, Sarah has an advantage because she doesn't really understand anything?

By that logic, he should be voting for Cynthia McKinney.
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« Reply #419 on: October 07, 2008, 11:25:21 PM »

This made me laugh for some reason:

Note on North Carolina, Kerry won around 35% of the whites in 2004. Like I said many moons ago, NC will be an all nighter for all three races being held.

I think you're some sort of psychic. Didn't you predict Palin would be chosen in a dream a while back?

I had a dream that McCain called out his VP and she walked out and she had on glasses, a dress skirt, and dirty blonde hair. I couldn't make out the face at all, that was back around Aug 5th. I also had another dream about 3 weeks ago, that I was looking at the returns of NC on election day and Obama was winning Guilford county and he had 60% in guilford county and McCain was winning Forsyth by 2%.

Nobody has dreams likr that.

Ok, but I did.
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« Reply #420 on: October 08, 2008, 07:53:29 PM »

"Please sell Obama to me"


pretty poor word choice considering this country's racial history.
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« Reply #421 on: October 09, 2008, 06:06:02 PM »

Mike Naso is my hero...

Gov. Sarah Palin was re-elected Governor of Alaska in 2010 (a year in which Republicans made some small but sizeable gains).
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« Reply #422 on: October 09, 2008, 06:10:30 PM »

Mike Naso is my hero...

Gov. Sarah Palin was re-elected Governor of Alaska in 2010 (a year in which Republicans made some small but sizeable gains).
this is in the vein of the time you said Naso said he believes in "Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints"
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« Reply #423 on: October 09, 2008, 06:11:52 PM »

Mike Naso is my hero...

Gov. Sarah Palin was re-elected Governor of Alaska in 2010 (a year in which Republicans made some small but sizeable gains).
this is in the vein of the time you said Naso said he believes in "Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints"

I don't recall any such quote.
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« Reply #424 on: October 09, 2008, 06:12:24 PM »

Mike Naso is my hero...

Gov. Sarah Palin was re-elected Governor of Alaska in 2010 (a year in which Republicans made some small but sizeable gains).
this is in the vein of the time you said Naso said he believes in "Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints"

And that Jesus "rose from the ashes."


Mike Naso is my hero...

Gov. Sarah Palin was re-elected Governor of Alaska in 2010 (a year in which Republicans made some small but sizeable gains).
this is in the vein of the time you said Naso said he believes in "Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints"

I don't recall any such quote.

LOL Right, Naso. Right.
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