Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

[Eraserhead]

Italian people can't become President.  They'll do well in the polls out of fear (the Godfather Effect), but in the end they will vote against them.

haha

You picked the right place to post that.

[Alcon]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=85498.0

(At least up through BRTD's post)

[Smid]

Italian people can't become President.  They'll do well in the polls out of fear (the Godfather Effect), but in the end they will vote against them.

LOL.

Yeah, that was a good one.

Scrap "Amend for Arnie"... "Amend for Italians" has a much nicer ring to it!

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Hilariously random:

something to think about I don't think America has ever had an Italian catholic president

Uh...something you have to "think" about? Our only Catholic President was John F. Kennedy - obviously an Irish Catholic. I think that answers it

yeah something I have to think about I'm trying to say we have never had an Italian president Obviously an Irish catholic, I'm not sure what you meant by that Phil are you trying to say that all Irish catholics are lazy drunk potato farmers , I get it Phil..... its typical I thought you where better then that.     

You need to apologize dude that was totally  Un- called for.

[Eraserhead]

This "Masshole" character is pretty strange.

[Lief 🗽]

Drudge Headline:

"JOE THE PLUMBER'S ELECTION"

Did Joe win the debate?

Of course! This guy will star in Nailin' Paylin 2, mark my words.

[Keystone Phil]

There is jizz all over my keyboard from watching these last 3 games at Fenway.

[Хahar 🤔]

I like Earl Grey, oil of Bergamot is good. Don't mind the occasional cannabis tea either. But I've got a yellow avatar, so draw your own conclusions.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Should all things that "suck hard" be banned?  You guys are scaring me.  I thought it was just Harry and BRTD that thought this way.

Yeah, otherwise we'd have no Lewinski-esque interns. 

[Joe Republic]

Does that NE TV buy buy bleed into ND, however?

huh?  there's a whole state between NE and ND, at least.

Ah, I thinking of SD.  Sorry.

For future reference, North Dakota is the more northern one. South Dakota is the more southern one.

[Lunar]

Question: What impact could the Colin Powell's endorsement have?

It might hurt Obama with some supporters.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

He is an opportunist. He is only Buddhist because his wife is.

[Torie]

... I will be voting for McCain Nov 4th because Sarah Palin is his running mate.  She might not know anything and I don't like her role as attack dog, but Palin, having an uncluttered mind, seems more likely to have the ability to reach to correct conclusions. 

[© tweed]

This is still happening. No updates for today or yesterday because I was working 10-hour shifts both days, and visited a strip club last night where I got a handjob from a stripper without even asking for it (no lie). Unfortunately I also received a minor head injury giving me a small concussion that night as well, meaning I'm probably going to require a little more sleep than normal the next week or so.

I just found the juxtaposition to be classic

[Keystone Phil]

To hell with Obama, I say, and let the orphans live.

I bet Obama says "Allah bless me" (or "social and economic justice bless me") after he sneezes.

[Јas]

It's also apparently a great way to meet black people.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

People have said much stupider things on the Internet.

Quite so;

Now my question is , Is Virginia and North Carolina for the first time in a century gonna be more democratic than Ohio?

The whole thread is pretty funny with how brutally Al owns GoldenBoy.

[Joe Republic]

You beat me to it.

[Hash]

Same thread:

OK Mr. encyclopedia of knowledge name me ONE  time a Democratic nominee for president has lost Ohio and won Virginia in a presidential race.. Come on name just ONE.

1944.

I think you'll find that that was later than a century ago.

I love how GoldenTroll was sure he could get Al wrong but got brutally owned.

[Associate Justice PiT]

Sad to see that Ohio is leaving America and joining the racist theocratic religious fundamentalist backwater known as the South.

[minionofmidas]

Damn, my boy must have had a hell of a day here. Great to see.

Ut oh you said "boy." RACIST!

Meh. Credit where it's due.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Same thread:

OK Mr. encyclopedia of knowledge name me ONE  time a Democratic nominee for president has lost Ohio and won Virginia in a presidential race.. Come on name just ONE.

1944.

I think you'll find that that was later than a century ago.

I love how GoldenTroll was sure he could get Al wrong but got brutally owned.

The most hilarious thing is how GoldenBoy could've easily looked up to see if his statement was correct on this very site in about 2 minutes and avoided the extreme humiliation.

[YRABNNRM]

Limbaugh: Where are the inexperienced, white liberals Powell has endorsed?

One of them is currently serving as President, iirc.

[Lief 🗽]

Doesn't Rudy have some speaking engagement to attend where he is paid to exploit the memories of 9/11 victims?

Or mend fences with some family member he betrayed?

Maybe he could try fitting both into one event

[Smid]

Same thread:

OK Mr. encyclopedia of knowledge name me ONE  time a Democratic nominee for president has lost Ohio and won Virginia in a presidential race.. Come on name just ONE.

1944.

I think you'll find that that was later than a century ago.

I love how GoldenTroll was sure he could get Al wrong but got brutally owned.

The most hilarious thing is how GoldenBoy could've easily looked up to see if his statement was correct on this very site in about 2 minutes and avoided the extreme humiliation.

Oh, that's "golden"...