Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

[Joe Republic]

You people make me physically ill.

We'll have universal health care for you soon enough.

[Joe Republic]

I love Wal-Mart...we have a super Wal-Mart down the road...so we can get food there, too.

Do you...submit messages...via some kind...of teletype machine?

[Joe Republic]

I think we will break 50%, but I also think he will lose

Obama 50.22%
McCain 49.14%
Others .76%

Barr will be lucky to get .5% and Nader to get .2%

[Joe Republic]

Haha, I didn't even notice the bad math, so yes, that does add to the humor.  What I found funny was the overall nonsensical content.

[Joe Republic]

These pics keep coming in from my mother's wedding...


That's me and my mom...exactly 20 years apart.

Is she one of those hot married chicks that you danced with, Naso?

[Joe Republic]

Haha, I love this term; "Krutt-kynslotin". I think it deserves to be used more widely.

I agree, but only if we can select our own definition and application of it.  For example:

"Carl, did you scratch my Krutt-kynslotin?  Damn it Carl, that cost me a hundred bucks.  I oughta punch you in the mouth."

Back home it usually cost me around $100 to get my krutt-kynslotin scratched. 

[Joe Republic]

Does that NE TV buy buy bleed into ND, however?

huh?  there's a whole state between NE and ND, at least.

Ah, I thinking of SD.  Sorry.

For future reference, North Dakota is the more northern one. South Dakota is the more southern one.

[Joe Republic]

You beat me to it.

[Joe Republic]

Damn, I quoted the wrong thing.  I am retarded.  I keep quoting wrong passages and spelling words wrong.  And I forgot what I was going to say.  Oh yeah.  I'll say this.  Either McCain's campaign is the best-run campaign ever, or one of the worst in history.  One or the other.  Or somewhere in between.  I don't know what I'm talking about.