Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

[Bacon King]

I have inside sources.

[Bacon King]

One thing that older white women in swing states and the bible belt love is loud, aggressive black men who dance well.

[Bacon King]

Well, TC, you have the virtue of consistency.  You're consistently wrong!

Speaking of consistency...

Well Verily, you are consistent.  Consistently Wrong!

Well, at least you're consistent.  Consistently wrong!

Well, at least you are consistent.  Consistently wrong!

Well, at least you are consistently wrong.

Well, you have at least one thing in your favor, you're consistent (consistently wrong).

Well, you are consistent.  Consistently wrong.

Well, at least your consistent.  Consistently WRONG!

Well, you are consistent (consistently wrong).

Well, at least you are consistent.  Consistently wrong.

Its always nice to see your posts, and you consistently expose your ignorance, and thoughlessness.

Well Wally, at least you are consistent (consistently wrong).

Well, Verily, at least you are consistent, i.e. consistently wrong.

Well Modu, at least you are consistent (consistently wrong).

[Bacon King]

Generally, when waltermitty says something, believe the exact opposite is occurring.

[Bacon King]

Is this the advent of Wagnerrolling?

[Bacon King]

Walter's a funny guy and I enjoy reading most of his posts, but I have agree that his sarcastic OMG OBAMA IS GOING TO WIN KANSAS jokes lost their luster at least two months ago.  I don't even need to read his posts in that board to know what he said.

Otherwise, he's a great asset to this board.  Much greater than anybody who attacks him.

I agree with this 100%.

[Bacon King]

Yes, candy "cigarrete" sticks are still around.

[Bacon King]

Older women disgust me. Imagine how loose they are!

Miley Cyrus won't be the queen of purity for much longer Duke, and soon enough she'll be loose too!

I know ..

That 20 year old swim suite model will turn her love hole into a love canyon!

lmao. i'd quote this into the comedy goldmine except its here already.

[Bacon King]

Don't worry, Xahar has your whole posting history in his brain by now.

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Keep in mind that BRTD has a wholly different definition of emo from the rest of mainstream society.

And that if I had my way, we'd have special police units to enforce the laws against retarded "fake emo" haircuts. Patrols would swarm the streets, and anyone with hair over one eye would be tasered, dragged to a facility, and had their head forcibly shaved.

[Bacon King]

Keep in mind that BRTD has a wholly different definition of emo from the rest of mainstream society.

And that if I had my way, we'd have special police units to enforce the laws against retarded "fake emo" haircuts. Patrols would swarm the streets, and anyone with hair over one eye would be tasered, dragged to a facility, and had their head forcibly shaved.

Too bad BRTD isn't Kim Jong Il's heir to North Korea.  I'd love to see him run the country.

BRTD running a country as a dictator and a feature-length film directed by Mike Naso.  Those are two things I'd like to see.

What about a Naso feature-length film about a country run by BRTD as a dictator?

[Bacon King]

Let's just say...Keystone Phil as a mob boss.

Let's not. I'm not filth/cold hearted.

a mob boss with a heart of gold.

[Bacon King]

In case it actually needs to be said:  Nobody goes to West Virginia to fundraise.

Not unless they are meeting Robert Byrd at the Robert Byrd Memorial Burning Cross (cost $3.5 million dollars as allocated by the Stop Molesting The Children Act of 2003).

I'm sure he can fit something in somewhere.

[Bacon King]

No, look:

Latest Mason-Dixon: McCain +23

Margin of error -- down to McCain +16!

Mormons will stay home, call it the Two-Handed Romney Effect, McCain +3

Now, 24 hours of "all about Utah" from Obama, and even with a Bradley Effect, it's in the bag.

This will offset a loss in very-tied Iowa.