Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

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So...how is he going to help himself? Aren't you supposed to have a good grip on speaking off script before you go into three nationally televised debates?

How about every time Obama gives an "uh" or "ummm" we take a shot of whiskey. How fast do you think you'll get drunk?

pretty damn fast....let's do the same whenever McCain says "my friends" though, please.

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Yeah, Inks is a grizzled ole war horse, so Inks.

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With lipstick?

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     Voting in this was a strange experience. I would see somebody's name, wonder who bothered nominating that person, & then remember that I was the one who nominated them.

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With lipstick?

That whole thread is pretty funny.

Either it was vaporized or there's a VIP area of the site I don't have access to.

     Considering the subject of the thread, I would be surprised if it weren't vaporized.

What was the subject?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I love this, dude.  My uncle was a cop, he was always bragging about how he would go around and beat black people with his night stick.

I'm not 100% sure he was a cop though.  In fact, I think he worked at a gas station.

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I've got the next Agree or Disagree idea. 
"Coyote Ugly is bad even for a chick flick?"

You've got Mail is the friggen' Godfather next to Coyote Ugly.

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Supersoulty - Nice guy
Keystone Phil - Very cool guy, very respectable.  He's not very talkative over IM, but he's still awesome
Mike Naso - Even though he likes to hit on me sometimes, he's still a nice person.  He needs to stop doing that though.
fezzyfestoon - [no comment]
AHDuke - He's cool.
Inks - INKS!!  He's so awesome   Makes me laugh sometimes, too.
Kevin - Different, but still cool
Rin-chan - I'm not going to talk about me.... lol
MasterJedi - I love my forum brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  XD XD XD  He's the best!!!
Aksaber - Awesome guy!! XD
phknrocket1k - I didn't like him at first, but I like him a lot now   *hugs*
DWTL - You're awesome by default because you're from NJ
ColinWixted - He's pretty cool.  Didn't know him all that well because he didn't venture into my part of the forum as often as other people lol
A18 - He's cool
Jake - Nice guy, but he used to be nicer.  Still cool, though
muon2 - Don't know too much about him, but from what I remember he was nice
PBrunsel - Awesome guy!!
paul718 - Who is this? lol
J.J. - Really cool guy   *hugs*
Winfield - He's nice

Rin-chan

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Sure, I fantasize about her naked, but that doesn't mean I'd vote for her...

Those that did were probably hugely offset by the people who voted against the ticket solely because of her.

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Abraham Lincoln is a great American. With his leadership we squashed the lousy southern SOB roaches who hated everyone like them. Personally, I think we should rip down every southern monument and dig up every southern grave from the CW. R.E. Lee was traitorous scum. Suburbs completely suck and I'd never live in one due to their hating of strip clubs.

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John McCain is my hero! Sarah Palin would have been a great VP. Obama is stupid and isn't my President-elect. Non-Peace to you all!

Is this forum opposite day or post what you would have said six months ago day?

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Good for you. my mom was interviewed by the french people.

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Hah...why am I up on that list?

I can see Alcon, Phil, and Naso getting into politics.

Oh, and Inks.

Oh you wouldn't be horrible. 

Inks could make friends with every tin pot dictator in the world because he likes everybody, so I still think he's the best choice.