Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

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Well, TC, you have the virtue of consistency.  You're consistently wrong!

Speaking of consistency...

Well Verily, you are consistent.  Consistently Wrong!

Well, at least you're consistent.  Consistently wrong!

Well, at least you are consistent.  Consistently wrong!

Well, at least you are consistently wrong.

Well, you have at least one thing in your favor, you're consistent (consistently wrong).

Well, you are consistent.  Consistently wrong.

Well, at least your consistent.  Consistently WRONG!

Well, you are consistent (consistently wrong).

Well, at least you are consistent.  Consistently wrong.

Its always nice to see your posts, and you consistently expose your ignorance, and thoughlessness.

Well Wally, at least you are consistent (consistently wrong).

Well, Verily, at least you are consistent, i.e. consistently wrong.

Well Modu, at least you are consistent (consistently wrong).

Reminds me of an umpire we used to not like - we'd always say he was consistently inconsistent or consistent in his inconsistency.

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Your username is really emo, BRTD.

Um. Duh.

BRTD finally admits that emo is about cutting yourself, moaning about how nobody understands you, and dying your hair black!

No, it's a song lyric, and it's not about cutting yourself, nor does it even refer to dying your hair black anywhere.

So the phrase "Watch as I am paid to cut myself" doesn't refer to cutting yourself???

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In Australia, we had those candy cigarettes, too. They came in little packets and were called "fags" - that being a slang term for cigarette here. When the anti-smoking campaigns ramped up in the, I don't know, early- to mid-90s, I guess, they were renamed "fads."

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Italian people can't become President.  They'll do well in the polls out of fear (the Godfather Effect), but in the end they will vote against them.

LOL.

Yeah, that was a good one.

Scrap "Amend for Arnie"... "Amend for Italians" has a much nicer ring to it!

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Same thread:

OK Mr. encyclopedia of knowledge name me ONE  time a Democratic nominee for president has lost Ohio and won Virginia in a presidential race.. Come on name just ONE.

1944.

I think you'll find that that was later than a century ago.

I love how GoldenTroll was sure he could get Al wrong but got brutally owned.

The most hilarious thing is how GoldenBoy could've easily looked up to see if his statement was correct on this very site in about 2 minutes and avoided the extreme humiliation.

Oh, that's "golden"...

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The number of WV Republicans that could break 45 in a Senate race against a second-tier opponent can be counted off on the fingers of one hand. And that's if you're an elderly carpenter with two fingers missing.

Sorry.

If it wasn't for the stellar imagery you used, I'd be tempted to say "it's only funny because it's true..." but it's funny because of that and because you have such a way with words.

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...also, penguins live outside of Antarctica.  The Galapagos Penguin for one.

We have fairy penguins in Victoria.

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This entire thread: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=88679.30

I noticed it last night and thought it amusing and with potential to get funnier. And it did!

I read Ben's "Happy where I am" comment (in relation to being 20 years behind the times) and my first thought was "I was happy where I was before reading the few preceding posts... wish I could go back to that time and decide not to read on..."