Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

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Regarding Rachel Maddow :

Why not just give her a dildo in the shape of Obama instead - after all, that's all she really wants and needs.

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The word I would use for Dailykos is reasonable.

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But with Sarah, coming late is never a bad thing.

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Hey, at least he's consistent.

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The scales have tipped in our favor. If I were to use a baseball analogy, we just scored a touchdown in the 7th inning.

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What would you do if your son had sex with his teacher?

Give him a high five, unless he's homeschooled.

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I think a better strategy would be to distract certain potential Obama voters with promises of fried chicken and watermelon if they abstain from voting on election day.

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Meh, I got a chuckle out of it.

sorta GOP-favorable but not unreasonable

McCain is still leading in most polls out of FL, OH, NC and MO. IN is a pipe dream, guys.

even if all that were true then that doesn't contradict what I said

Then how was it GOP favored?

to be honest with you I don't really care right now

Good answer.

thanks brother

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brittain33, this is a question more out of curiosity than anything else.  Which one of you is the 'man' in the relationship?  Or do you switch roles?  Do you cook and clean one day, and watch football the next?  Do you both have lisps, or just one of you?

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I have similar sad women feelings, too man.

I was at my mother's wedding reception, and decided to take pleasure in dancing with every attractive woman there, flirting, ect. Not to brag (trust me, I'm insecure) I probably danced and flirted with up to a dozen women, and they seemed to like me, but the ones I liked the best (who were the oldest) constantly were saying, "I'm too old for you" or "You're too young for me". The mother of a girl who went to school with my younger sister was there...offered me to come outside so she could have a cigarette...she's mentioning how her "husband is away" and mentioning where her car is, ect. Then, she wanted to go back in...I guess I was looking at it the wrong way, you know? I asked her to dance, and she said, "I'm too old for you."

Add to this that tons of the best women are MARRIED...it sucks. I'm dancing with this 41 year old beauty in a tight dress, dark pantyhose and high heels, brown hair, sexy as hell...and I sang along to "Don't Stop Believin'" and she yelled out, "I can't believe you know the words!"

All this talk of divorce in the world...and every woman I meet is married. I was invited to a bar by a hot 31 year old that I danced to "(I've Had) the Time of My Life" with. (They liked me because I thought they were college-aged friends when they were actually a young mother and teenage daughter duo).

Where are all those "I am 35 and want a 20 year old stud for a few months" women? Is it fair that a 40 year old guy could date a 20 year old woman...but a 40 year old woman refuses to be intimate with a 20 year old guy?

My friends, life isn't fair.

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1) Homer, Sarah Palin wasn't in diapers when NAFTA was drafted, unlike yourself.

1) I don't see how your first point has any bearing on the factuality of my statement. And I was in pull-ups, for the record.

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Funny that StatesRights DOESN'T think I should go straight to hell then.

No matter what you think BRTD I don't hate you, I promise.

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Hot.

Moving hastily along.....



Sorry Joe - I call it as I see it.

Cool, I'll tell my sister you thought so.  It helps to build her self-esteem, as would any compliment to a person with a disfiguring gray blob attached to their face.

Gray? It looks black to me.

You're a goddamned racist.