Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

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Lincoln

Scotch Irish slaver scum scion  turns on the great emancipator eh? You do know that anyone who prefers Jackson to Lincoln is going to hell don't you?  I will pray for you, Sam.

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I do hope that that isn't a pointless witch hunt that I smell. Whether Lief is "actually" Adam (and I don't know and I don't care) is totally beside the point, if there's a point at all. Lief is a well behaved poster and should be left alone.

Sometimes this forum can be extremely depressing.

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Now children, we shall observe a diseased mind at work:

Here's how I predict the next few rounds to go:
Someone who prays to FDR at night votes for someone else
Conservatives vote for FDR
Others who pray to FDR continue to be blind sheep to save FDR
Good presidents are voted off in an effort to save this slimeball
Eventually FDR is done away with

Here's how I predict the next few rounds to go:
Someone who prays to FDR at night votes for someone else
Conservatives vote for FDR
Others who pray to FDR continue to be blind sheep to save FDR
Good presidents are voted off in an effort to save this slimeball
Eventually FDR is done away with

Would this be similar to how Republicans pray to Reagan at night?

Yes, we often do get down on and pray for him to spring back to life.  However, we also pray that FDR does not come back so that we can avoid socialism and interventionism

You realize that he didn't create WWII, we were attacked, right?  Or do you think he planned Pearl Harbor?

1.) I believe he knew about it
2.) He attacked the wrong goddamn country, much worse than Bush going after Iraq AFTER Afghanistan
3.) His aid of the British and taking it up the ass from Churchill is why they were so pissed

1)  No US President would intentionally do that.
2)  He did go to war with Japan.
3)  Support any friend.

1.) Lincoln encouraged war too, this was nothing new
2.) He went to war with Japan after Germany
3.) Sounds like the stupid Israeli policy that is screwing us now

Dammit, looks like FDR might survive another round.  I wish Sam would have gone for FDR, I'm more than happy to help out with Lincoln after FDR is through.  But seriously he shouldn't have escaped round 1, this is ridiculous

He's a Top 5 president regardless of what the lunatic fringe on the right wing thinks.

Reagan is also a Top 5 president, regardless of what the lunatic fringe on the left wing thinks.

Reagan is not a Top 5 president.

Reagan can't hold FDR's jock in term of accomplishments.

Your right this is a great list of achievement:
1.) Create nanny state
2.) Realize it doesn't work, so create war to fix it
3.) Leave America with a war and economic problems

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I'm amazed at how poor Biden is. I mean his Senate salary isn't too bad. $169k is nothing to sneeze at.

Oh come on - $169,000 in Washington D.C., living well?  GONE.

But I would imagine some of his poor financial condition comes from campaign expenditures/debts?

He has a safe seat in Delaware... why should he spend on campaigning? Makes no sense.

He probably donates all of his income to poor Luos living in Nairobi.

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Sup 330am text message.

Well, at least if he's up texting at 3:30am then he's probably going to be able to answer that 3am phone call when it comes through.

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Context needed:

ANDY RODDICK IS SO GOING TO WIN THE US OPEN THIS YEAR

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I'm sorry if I don't automatically assume "all black" means "worst"; I must have skipped that day of sensitivity training.

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Restraining order time...

Yep.  Imagine how much that would bring down McCain's campaign, if his running mate got in a sex scandal with a college student...

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which do u like best?

lung cancer
liver cancer
pancreas cancer
stomach cancer

vote now!

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I honestly cannot believe this murderous criminal won.  Just shows how uneducated the populous is on a whole

There's a great irony in calling people 'uneducated' and then using the word 'populous' (an adjective) instead of 'populace'. Homonyms are fun!

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Quite frankly it's a surprising accomplishment of sorts that DWDL has lived as long as he has.

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An English degree generally has very little to do with working.

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I see this has turned into the "lie about your IQ" thread.

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I see this has turned into the "lie about your IQ" thread.

Actually the entire thread that's from is quite amusing.

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Bush +6 at the same time in 2004. 

He went on to win the state by 8.

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Chinese food, eh?
So I guess Meeker has some sort of ESP:

I believe it's a dog allergy.

Oh, btw.

Best part - Very attractive young nurse (not much older than me). I need to visit the ER more often. 

Just keep ordering whatever you were having at that restaurant... bound to happen again sooner or later.

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agree. Time outs are way more effective. That's how I learned to be the upstanding citizen that I am today.

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"After you the deluge."  Basically, the party that wins this one will be destroyed in 2010 and 2012.

He's spinning McCain's loss already? Dear lord...

Months. He's been doing it for months.

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Yeah, I've been to VA enough times to get the dynamic there.  NoVA + Richmond + Charlottesville + Hampton Roads = <50%.

Using Census 2000 population figures, and the Washington and Virginia Beach - Norfolk etc Metro Areas for NoVA and Hampton Roads (but just the cities for RIchmond and Charlottesville because you only named those) = 51.1% of the state, actually.

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Look, JJ is too forthright (IMO) with his assertion of "what will occur", but it is certainly a distinct possibility regardless of who wins.  Definitely one that I wouldn't ignore.here's the "short leash" for Congress and a "slightly longer leash" for Obama.

True. Trouble is, he repeats it often enough for it to look like a crutch.

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He is an opportunist. He is only Buddhist because his wife is.

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272-266 McCain/Palin

Serious?

Why because I refuse to believe polls as the bible?

and what book of the Bible is that from?

Deuteronomy

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Isn't it a little early to be posting this thread?

Have you seen Politico's prediction?

Yes, but I don't remember it because I was too busy laughing.

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Hey, that is the place Nixon went to college.