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« on: August 16, 2008, 12:51:37 am »
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2008, 12:53:43 am »
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Give him a drugged drink and drop him off at a gay bar.
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2008, 12:58:08 am »
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Aizen, you choose the wrong quotes.
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2008, 12:58:22 am »
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Do elitist stuff and laugh at poors
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2008, 01:05:51 am »
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     Discuss the finer points of RPP politics, including which voters we should invite & which ones we should dig up dirt on.
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« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2008, 01:13:31 am »
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I would lock the door and giving the dinner by the window.
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2008, 01:53:36 am »
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Show him pictures of various half naked men that I find attractive and document his expressions with amusement.
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2008, 03:38:49 am »
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Relax and chill.
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2008, 04:13:40 am »
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Call the police.

No, just joking.
Eat some edible junk food in front of the tv where we'll be watching a soccer game. Have some beers. Steer well clear of politics. Shouldn't be a bad evening all things considered.
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2008, 04:15:42 am »
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slam the door in his face.
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2008, 11:22:26 am »
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Let him feel my pecs. Because I know he really, really wants to.
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2008, 11:31:36 am »
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id certainly prepare my own drink.
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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2008, 02:01:16 pm »
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Everybody can stop posting in this thread because WalterMitty has won.
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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2008, 02:02:48 pm »
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Everybody can stop posting in this thread because WalterMitty has won.
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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2008, 02:12:27 pm »
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I'd take him snowmobiling until he had snotcicles flowing into his mouth and then feed him hot soup and tell him that he was just essentially raped, Minnesota style.
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« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2008, 03:19:43 pm »
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id certainly prepare my own drink.
You're back. Good.

Prepare one for me while you're at it. Smiley
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« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2008, 08:22:44 pm »
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Make sure there are no females present.
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« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2008, 08:43:59 pm »
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I love how even the Republicans are calling him a rapist now.
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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2008, 06:35:43 am »
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I'd tell him to leave.
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What are you talking about Duke?  Things are great so far.   I do have to cling to God no matter what.  I have nothing against this at all,  but in my class there are 9 blacks and 4 whites.  African Americans are quite prevalent in that part of Tulsa.  I don't mind it at all,  but it is an interesting fact in white Oklahoma.
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« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2008, 08:12:02 pm »
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If I knew him personally instead of just virtually I'd probably be an awesome dinner.  Duke nevers seems to avoid any type of joke, and I love people like that
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« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2008, 01:34:20 pm »
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Have my Mrs. take the daughter to a movie so she wouldn't have to hear the ugly that spews from him.
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« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2008, 01:53:43 pm »
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Have my Mrs. take the daughter to a movie so she wouldn't have to hear the ugly that spews from him.

How old is your daughter?  Remember that Duke loves em young Wink
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« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2008, 02:08:08 pm »
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Have him arrested.
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I'm not counting Dave Leip.  He used to be the only moderator when I first started posting here.  There were no "infraction points" or anything like that back then.  I'd just get an email message once in a while that said something like, "Please avoid drunken, emotional diatribes.  Thank you, Dave Leip" or "Please refrain from linking to pornographic websites.  Thank you, Dave Leip." 
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« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2008, 10:25:37 pm »
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If I knew him personally instead of just virtually I'd probably be an awesome dinner.  Duke nevers seems to avoid any type of joke, and I love people like that

I don't think he's gay.
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« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2008, 10:26:23 pm »
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Call the cops.
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