What scandal would come up in the preceding poster's presidential campaign?
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« on: August 21, 2008, 12:54:32 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2008, 12:56:49 AM »
He's so open about everything that it'd be hard to reveal a scandal.  That also means his campaign wouldn't go far enough to need a derailing scandal.  I'll try anyway.  Undertipping a stripper?
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2008, 01:00:26 AM »
Writes poetry to Katie Couric.
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2008, 01:03:04 AM »
He loves the taste of human flesh....especially in a pita with lettuce, Thousand Island dressing and hot sauce.
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2008, 05:19:11 AM »
no clue....how about his many speeding tickets? Lack of respect for the law! (well done, by the way Smiley )
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2008, 06:41:53 AM »
Hes from Illinois, so obviously hes a communist Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2008, 06:59:29 AM »
When a taped telephone conversation is stolen and leaked to the media, it reveals he is an Unhappy Warrior. Someone like that in charge of the military makes Democrats nationwide nervous. He therefore has to cease his campaign.

But he was able to hide the money he raised on the campaign trail and use some of it for better secrecy measures, for when he runs again.
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2008, 07:44:18 AM »
He fathered Sarah Palin's child in Ted Stevens' house when Ted was in Washington.
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2008, 12:11:54 PM »
People would find all the posts of him calling H. Clinton "the beast", and his opponent would accuse him of "the same old politics" and of being politically incorrect Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2008, 12:23:12 PM »
Quote from: Judge HappyWarrior on August 21, 2008, 06:41:53 AM
Hes from Illinois, so obviously hes a communist Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2008, 01:59:08 PM »
Having sexual relations with this woman:
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2008, 05:26:22 PM »
Having sexual relations with this man:


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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2008, 05:27:05 PM »
Liking Lil' Wayne
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2008, 05:31:28 PM »
Beats his wife
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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2008, 05:53:57 PM »
Starts a snowball fight outside the White House.
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« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2008, 06:18:50 PM »
     Outted as a liberal.
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« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2008, 06:53:50 PM »
He's a Californian so.... OMG CLOSET LIBEERALLLL!!!!!11111
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« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2008, 07:02:06 PM »
Affair with a male gymnast.
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« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2008, 09:13:27 PM »
Throwing snowballs at old ladies.
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« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2008, 09:15:14 PM »
It is revealed that he wants to flatten the Middle East except Israel and refuses to recognize pre-WWII Great Britain.  He garners 0% of the Muslim vote, 2% of other middle easterners who are not Jewish, and 4% of Brits
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« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2008, 09:44:11 PM »
Labeled as a bigot for attacking Josh22 (hate crime laws say that if the person you are attacking isn't a white heterosexual middle class Republican male, you're a bigot... and Josh hasn't been one of those in at least a year).
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« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2008, 09:45:33 PM »
Eh...voter registration scandal.
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« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2008, 09:46:25 PM »
Muslim terrorist and communist sympathizer.
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« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2008, 09:46:56 PM »
Revealed to be love child of Mike Naso
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« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2008, 09:47:28 PM »
revealed to be a closet Jew hater.
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