PiT/HappyWarrior for President June '09

[DownWithTheLeft]

The time is almost here, time to take back the seat that should have been mine!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

When are the elections anyway? October is almost over!

[Associate Justice PiT]

The time is almost here, time to take back the seat that should have been mine!

selfish much?

     What? It's supposed to be mine.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     I can multitask, just like Charlie Watts. Hence me looking in that direction while solving major world crises.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     I just love puppies too much.

     Seriously though, I'm too non-confrontational.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     I'll use my non-confrontationalness to become the puppet master, manipulating Senate affairs behind the scenes.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Thank you, but I've never heard of an English Mafia, so that wouldn't help me.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     I was thanking you for the compliment. I prefer to just manipulate my colleagues to help the people.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Actually, not at all. I'm trying to help my constituents by working together with my colleagues.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Manipulating, working together, it's the same thing really.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     I was talking about my colleagues. I plan to do what I can to get them to act in the interests of the people.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Eh, um, no.

[Хahar 🤔]

What is this?

[Associate Justice PiT]

What is this?

     She gives me a hard time for the fun of it.

[Brandon H]

Campaign Event in New Orleans, LA

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Almost a year ago, I was getting burnt out of Atlasian politics, largely due to what I felt was a far left leaning senate. After a break, I began to get re-involved again. One of the things that helped to really get me active again was the emergence of the Regional Protection Party.

In a little over two months, the party has grown to around 15 people. That is due largely to the recruitment efforts and leadership of the upcoming individual. He serves as the party's vice-chairman and is a candidate for Senate of the Southeast Region.

That same leadership which has served our party well, will also serve the Senate well. And it will serve not only the Southeast Region well, but all of Atlasia. And so, I'm proud to introduce to you, one of the next great leaders of Atlasia, PiT.

[Associate Justice PiT]

RPP Vice-Chairman appears to campaign at his final stop of the race, in the French Quarter of New Orleans, Louisiana.

     I would like to thank you all for coming tonight. As our esteemed Attorney General, BrandonH, said, I have worked hard in advancing my party. Sometimes, real life intervenes. I may miss some votes, & not be the most active of posters in my future political career, but I will give everything I can at least, to fight for you if I am elected Senator.

     As I said in the debate, I always check this section of the forum first. If elected Senator, my duties in that office will always come above all other parts of the forum. I will do my best to dispose of those duties, but I may not be able to at all times in the future.

     The election begins tomorrow. I urge all citizens of this great region to get out there & vote. You must make your voices heard, so that whoever is sent to the Senate as the representative of this great region, there can be no question that it was the will of the people. I would also like to take the time to thank Bacon King & Gporter for running a clean campaign. My supporters have shown distressingly little restraint, but they (especially Bacon King) have been good at admonishing the supporters, rather than directing their ire at myself.

     Good night, & Dave bless Atlasia!

[Associate Justice PiT]

     It was interesting to write. I'm reading too much good literature though; I constantly try to foreshadow things in my speeches.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     If I told you, it would spoil the fun. You, however, know what I'm talking about. Even if you don't know that you know.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     I do. I am just letting you know what I mean before I say it (if that makes sense ).

[Associate Justice PiT]

     That's okay.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Okay. The election will be officially underway tomorrow, but eh. Have fun.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Polls open tomorrow?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

For regional elections too? I hope someone sends me a memo.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     I think so. Anyway, I always welcome being pestered by you, DC_united.

[Bacon King]

Why the avatar change? For a second there I thought you were SPC.