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« on: August 31, 2008, 10:13:03 pm »
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I met Mrs. Palin once ten years ago at a truck stop near Eureka. She was on a road trip to somewhere and had left her purse in her car and needed money for cigarettes. I offered her five bucks and she told me she'd meet me out by her car later and she'd return the favour. However, once I got out to the parking lot, she'd mysteriously disappeared.

This calls into question Palin's judgment and character in addition to the fact that she still owes me five bucks.

I'm trying to set up interviews on MSNBC but so far only Olbermann has shown serious interest..
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2008, 10:22:06 pm »
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That nigga owes twelve bucks.
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2008, 10:23:54 pm »
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That nigga owes twelve bucks.

Sarah Palin is NOT Jesus Angry
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2008, 10:45:54 pm »
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This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?
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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2008, 11:11:44 pm »
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This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Did McCain drop Palin as VP? If not, I think it is very relevant to discuss irrelevant facts regarding Mrs. Palin. Duh.
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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2008, 11:13:28 pm »
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This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

You'll learn that this forum isn't exactly like others. There are few restrictions.
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« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2008, 11:16:50 pm »
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This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

You'll learn that this forum isn't exactly like others. There are few restrictions.

We have a winner for "Understatement of the Century".

And new sig material!
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« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2008, 11:23:17 pm »
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This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Did McCain drop Palin as VP? If not, I think it is very relevant to discuss irrelevant facts regarding Mrs. Palin. Duh.

That's Governor Palin, to you, buddy
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« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2008, 11:24:43 pm »
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We have a winner for "Understatement of the Century".

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I originally typed "little to no restrictions" but decided not to be so bold Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2008, 11:25:06 pm »
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This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Did McCain drop Palin as VP? If not, I think it is very relevant to discuss irrelevant facts regarding Mrs. Palin. Duh.

That's Governor Palin, to you, buddy

She's not my governor Mr. Jesuspants.
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« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2008, 02:44:54 am »
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This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Did McCain drop Palin as VP? If not, I think it is very relevant to discuss irrelevant facts regarding Mrs. Palin. Duh.

That's Governor Palin, to you, buddy

She's not my governor Mr. Jesuspants.

That's Governor Jesuspants, to you, buddy
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I may conceivably reconsider.

Knowing me it's more likely than not.
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« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2008, 02:51:33 am »
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This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Don't disturb the echo chamber.
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« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2008, 02:59:56 am »
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everyone seems to be biting peoples heads off.
cranky people
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« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2008, 03:14:25 am »
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Can we move on to a more interesting topic than Mrs (yawn) Palin, please?
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« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2008, 11:12:58 am »
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This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Don't disturb the echo chamber.

If this forum is an echo chamber, then it has two rooms. One for conservatives and one for liberals.
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« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2008, 11:19:07 am »
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This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Don't disturb the echo chamber.

If this forum is an echo chamber, then it has two rooms. One for conservatives and one for liberals.

In all fairness, I wouldn't your views on the "GOP landslide" nor mine on the "Palin gamble" to be part of an echo chamber.

And Palin isn't Jesus, even though she just parted Lake Ponchetrian.  Wink
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« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2008, 06:03:21 pm »
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This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Don't disturb the echo chamber.

If this forum is an echo chamber, then it has two rooms. One for conservatives and one for liberals.

In all fairness, I wouldn't your views on the "GOP landslide" nor mine on the "Palin gamble" to be part of an echo chamber.

And Palin isn't Jesus, even though she just parted Lake Ponchetrian.  Wink

ROFL!  Point noted.

I am just always amused when people here -- lefties like me or righties -- start saying that the other side has a "messiah" or is in lock step.  I think both sides are equally represented here...and even each "side" has plenty of disagreement within its respective camp.
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« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2008, 12:35:54 am »
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Don't forget the anarchist room!
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« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2009, 08:45:32 pm »
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Can we move on to a more interesting topic than Mrs (yawn) Palin, please?

That's Governor (yawn) Palin, to you, buddy
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« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2009, 06:08:15 am »
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Whoah, cool thread.
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« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2009, 09:10:29 am »
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This has nothing to do with the election, why is it in this board?

Don't disturb the echo chamber.

If this forum is an echo chamber, then it has two rooms. One for conservatives and one for liberals.

In all fairness, I wouldn't your views on the "GOP landslide" nor mine on the "Palin gamble" to be part of an echo chamber.

And Palin isn't Jesus, even though she just parted Lake Ponchetrian.  Wink

well, as I recall it was Moses who parted the waters, not Jesus (who walked on water). Could someone please remind me of the context of that quote?
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« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2010, 01:50:38 pm »
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Nancy Pelosi's cab driver hits a cow while she is in the car. Nancy says, "you were driving the car, so you get out and see what happened." The driver replies, "The cow is dead but looks very old." Nancy says, "you were driving so you go tell the owners what happened." 2 hours later the driver returns to the limo completely drunk. Nancy asks him "what did you tell them?" The driver states, "I told them I'm Nancy Pelosi's cab driver and I killed the old cow so they fed me a turkey dinner, gave me all the wine I could drink, and let me make love to their daughter."
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« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2010, 10:35:33 pm »
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Huh
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« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2010, 07:05:06 am »
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This was possibly the strangest 5 minutes of my life.
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« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2010, 12:07:59 am »
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Nancy Pelosi's cab driver hits a cow while she is in the car. Nancy says, "you were driving the car, so you get out and see what happened." The driver replies, "The cow is dead but looks very old." Nancy says, "you were driving so you go tell the owners what happened." 2 hours later the driver returns to the limo completely drunk. Nancy asks him "what did you tell them?" The driver states, "I told them I'm Nancy Pelosi's cab driver and I killed the old cow so they fed me a turkey dinner, gave me all the wine I could drink, and let me make love to their daughter."

Ha?
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