I don't like her

[Iosif]

She's a total lightweight.  She carries no advanced degrees.  She is a nightmare on the environment.  She has no foreign policy or international experience.  She's not qualified.  And she is a heartbeat away from the Presidency if they win, while McCain is 72 and a four-time cancer survivor. 

I'm scared of this wacko, Fundy, separatist power abuser who preaches abstinence while her teenage daughter gets knocked up out of wedlock.  LAMENESS!

McCain shows how desperate he is with this move.

I bet Palin's IQ is like 115 and McCain's is like 125. Conversely, Biden's in like 125 or 130 and Obama's has to be in the 140s.

And mine is 159 on some scales, so elect me president.

IQ's:

J. J. > Obama

The retard scales perhaps.

A post without a mention of the "sweet Sarah Palin"? Poor form...

[Iosif]

I took an IQ test when I was 12 and it was so off the charts that they had to make up a new scale just for me - which they nicknamed the Dzhugashvili scale. Mensa wasn't good enough for me so I founded a new society but we only have 6 members.

I've written 418 articles - I used to subedit a national newspaper. I won't tell you which, because that would be given out my name, but it's big. Worldwide big. And I've published 2 books and in the process of writing a third. I'm also the world's number one scholar in my field of 17th century Congolese tribes. I've got two awards on my wall to prove it.

And I used to be mayor of a small town. Nothing too big, but it does mean I have more executive experience than John McCain. Clearly I'm more qualified to be President. And my town was populated by more than 4 people and a cow, so I'm also more qualified than Sarah Palin. And my penis is huge. 13 inches if you're wondering. I've only done porn once though - I had to give it up to pursue my other careers.

Don't believe me? Ask my mates John, Tomas and Frederick - about everything but the penis part; we're not gay. You'll have to wait until the sign up though.

We can all make stuff up on the internet.

You're a complete retard JJ.