Commentary on Lou Dobbs' Independent Convention - Day One

[Keystone Phil]

Just to be fair. 

Poor Lou really needs to get a clue.

[Alcon]

Didn't you know?

Independents are better voters.  They're better because they're not partisan.  Partisan voters can't hold opinions and stuff, and probably shouldn't vote.  Independents are independent because they are angry.  All independents are united under the same ideological banner, which is different than belonging to a party, because it says that they're independent in their name!  Also, that banner has something to do with Mexicans.

[Verily]

Didn't you know?

Independents are better voters.  They're better because they're not partisan.  Partisan voters can't hold opinions and stuff, and probably shouldn't vote.  Independents are independent because they are angry.  All independents are united under the same ideological banner, which is different than belonging to a party, because it says that they're independent in their name!  Also, that banner has something to do with Mexicans.

Not something, everything. Independents are independent because the partisans are in the pockets of the parties, and the parties are in the pockets of the Mexicans. McCain supports Mexicans, Obama supports Mexicans, and every thinking man knows that Mexicans hate America. Why? Because they're not Americans. That's why every thinking person is an independent.

[Alcon]

Didn't you know?

Independents are better voters.  They're better because they're not partisan.  Partisan voters can't hold opinions and stuff, and probably shouldn't vote.  Independents are independent because they are angry.  All independents are united under the same ideological banner, which is different than belonging to a party, because it says that they're independent in their name!  Also, that banner has something to do with Mexicans.

Not something, everything. Independents are independent because the partisans are in the pockets of the parties, and the parties are in the pockets of the Mexicans. McCain supports Mexicans, Obama supports Mexicans, and every thinking man knows that Mexicans hate America. Why? Because they're not Americans. That's why every thinking person is an independent.

That, sir, is very middle-class of you.

I think we should read seven emails that agree with us now.

[Sam Spade]

I never did like Mexicans anyway.  I grew up with them.  They smelled.  They were fat.  They parked their cars in the front yard like the white trash.

Am I good enough to get into the convention now?

[Alcon]

Am I good enough to get into the convention now?

No, but we here at Lou Dobbs Tonight appreciate your asking.  Please accept the enclosed Lou Dobbs novelty Broken Borders keychain ornament.

[Keystone Phil]

Guys, you haven't mentioned The Ports. They must be protected.

[Bacon King]

Guys, you haven't mentioned The Ports. They must be protected.

So the Mexicans can't get in?

[Keystone Phil]

Guys, you haven't mentioned The Ports. They must be protected.

So the Mexicans can't get in?

Yes and to make sure that we aren't outsourcing the middle class.

[Eraserhead]

What are the intrade odds on Robert Stark watching this?

[Bacon King]

What are the intrade odds on Robert Stark watching this?

Pretty low. According to his facebook he has a campaign event for his assembly race going on right now.

[King]

What are the intrade odds on Robert Stark watching this?

Pretty low. According to his facebook he has a campaign event for his assembly race going on right now.

Are you sure he isn't campaigning at the Independent Convention for their nomination?