Mideast Assembly Thread

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Surely the Governer could act as Presiding officer [qm]

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Not again...

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Not again...

At least it gives them something to do.

You could always try having an original idea, you know. I don't think they've been banned yet.

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Does the regional government even have that power [qm]. Even if it did, would it really be a good idea to use it [qm].

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I beg the Assembly consider this most humble and fitting proposal...

Blagojevich Statue Proposition

1. The Mideast Regional Government shall construct a statue of the Honourable Milorad R. Blagojevich.

2. The statue shall be made from bronze and coated in gold paint.

3. Upon his head, Blagojevich shall wear a crown.

4. In his right hand, a telephone.

5. And in his left, a wad of cash.

6. The statue shall be placed on display somewhere in the city of Chicago.

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I wonder whether the principle could be stretched further - to ban discrimination on grounds of class, for example. No objections t' actual bill though.

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The use of what us older posters would call tomato-souping,

Haha, yes. Those were the days.

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I suspect that Atlasia these days reminds you too much of work anyway

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You could always hold by-elections to fill any spare seats. Increasing the size of the Assembly makes a degree of sense, I suppose. Not so sure about extending the length of terms though.

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So Inks acts like a power grabbing prick in fantasyland as well? Shocking.

NAY

(is 'prick' a parliamentary acceptable word in this here legislative shack these days?)

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Prissy so and so even reported the post. lol. It's just a game!

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We must vote against fascism!

NAY

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FASCIST!

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Mideast Tractor Production (Manufacturing) Bill

1. Recognising the critical importance to the economy of Mideastern Oblast of both manufacturing and agriculture, it is proposed to introduce vast new subsidies and other support for manufacture of tractors. This shall be approximately seventy million billion each year and shall be paid out of a new Mideast Oblast Government Agency; the Tractor Production Bureau (TRACPRODBURO).

2. TRACPRODBURO shall establish tractor factories in the following counties:

Boone, Braxton, Brooke, Fayette, McDowell, Mingo, and Marion, all in the state of West Virginia.

Ballard, Elliott, Floyd, Harlan, Knott, Muhlenberg, and Pike, all in the state of Kentucky.

Cuyahoga, Jefferson, Lucas, Mahoning, Scioto, Trumbull, and Washington, all in the state of Ohio.

Genesee, Gogebic, Houghton, Marquette, Wayne, all in the state of Michigan.

Douglas, Menominee, and Milwaukee, all in the state of Wisconsin.

Alexander, Cook, Franklin, Rock Island, and St. Clair, all in the state of Illinois.

New Madrid, St. Louis City, and Washington, all in the state of Missouri.

Delaware, Lake, Vermillion, all in the state of Indiana.

Buchanan, and Norton City, both in the state of Virginia.

Baltimore City, in the state of Maryland.

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Mideast Centres for Progressive Cultural Enlightenment and Re-Eduction Bill

1. Recognising the critical importance of loyalty to the principles of Cultural Marxism, it is proposed to re-educate members of criminal fraternities, political deviants, traitors, trotskyists, and telemarketers at officially established Centres for Progressive Cultural Enlightenment and Re-Education.

2. These Centres shall be run by a new state agency known as GULAG, the head of which shall be appointed by the Cultural Marxist Party of Atlasia's Director of Cultural Enlightenment.

3. GULAG will be entirely self-financing. This shall be guaranteed by giving GULAG the power of Eminent Domain over the properties of inmates in GULAG's educational facilities.

4. Official GULAG Centres for Progressive Cultural Enlightenment and Re-Education will be established in Menominee County, WI, Keeweenaw County, MI, in McDowell and Webster Counties, WV, and in Knott and Harlan Counties, KY.

5. The result will be a massive fall in anti-social behavior, all incurred at comparatively little cost to the taxpayers of Mideast Oblast. Establishment of GULAG centres will also create jobs in remote areas.

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Enemy Of The People Bill

1. The Atlasian citizen known as 'Inks.LWC' is hereby declared to be An Enemy Of The People and an Unperson. Thereafter he shall be known as 'Unperson Inks'.

2. Unperson Inks is to be put on trial for Treason against the People within three days of his Unpersoning.

3. Unperson Inks is to be executed by firing squad.

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Anti Fascist Protection Rampart Bill

1. In the interests of protecting the Workers, Peasants, and Unemployed Arty Types of the Mideastern Oblast from the pernicious effect of predatory state capitalism and the predatory capitalistic state, it is proposed to build the Anti Fascist Protection Rampart in the City of Nyman (formerly Washington) D.C.

2. The Anti Fascist Protection Rampart is defined as a very big wall.

3. It shall surround the entire city, excepting the following wards: 5, 6, 7, 8.

4. Payment for the construction of the Anti Fascist Protection Rampart shall be paid for by a new tax on middle managers.