It isn't so bad...

[Alcon]

...because this doesn't directly affect me in any discernible way.

I bet you all feel so much better now.

[Alcon]

...because this doesn't directly affect me in any discernible way.

I bet you all feel so much better now.

  What about those of us entering the job market soon who will get paid 10% less, overall, for the rest of our lives?  It's well documented that entering the job market after college with high unemployment just shoves a stick up your career's ass.  It's sort of a compiling effect, you take jobs that are less than ideal, setting you up for a less impressive resume, if you can even get a job, for the next forty years.

It isn't so bad..... I can always beg my parents for money to pay rent when unemployment hits 10%!

That was a very convincing argument until I noticed that my name was not in it

[Alcon]

what?

I shoot subtly out of howitzers but I don't do good at detecting it.

I was faking narcissism with humorous intent.  emphasis on intent

Even worse now that I've been forced to explain it