If the following people posted here...

[Eraserhead]

It's your choose

[© tweed]

Palin and Bush would be quite similar to Mike Naso in many ways, especially Palin...

Olbermann a lot like jfern

O'Reilly, Hannity, Savage, Limbaugh, etc. like StatesRights

Lou Dobbs a slightly more coherent Robert Stark

Ron Paul a bit like Bono but with more original thoughts instead of just posting articles

Letterman = angus

Jesus probably wouldn't engage in debate and would just post threads preaching and sh**t, so he might get banned over time

[HappyWarrior]

Well obviously Jesus should be removed from this list since he already does post here.

[dead0man]

<pops for Mick Foley>


(I'm not suggesting he would troll, no way.  I just love Mick Foley.)

[King]

Keith Olbermann
Bill O' Reilly
Lou Dobbs
Ron Paul
Sean Hannity
Rush Limbaugh
Ralph Nader

[Boris]

Foley would be somewhat similar to DWPerry, I guess

[JSojourner]

Posts these people would put up...

Sarah Palin   
"I can see AK Saber from my house!"

Keith Olbermann   
"O'Reilly is a troll"

Bill O' Reilly   
"Olbermann is a troll"

Lou Dobbs
"Browns are trolls"

Sean Hannity   
"Hey Ghostmonkey, I need my talking points back..."

Geroge W. Bush
"If we don't fight Opebo in Thailand, we'll have to fight him here.  Oceans will not protect us."
 
Michael Savage   
"I find DWTL strangely attractive.  I know he's a dude and all...but he's so young and firm."

Rush Limbaugh
"Take the bone out of your nose and then we can talk"

Jesus Christ
(Would be too busy for us knuckleheads.  People to feed, wars to stop, bodies to heal...)

Osama bin Laden   
(DUH!  He couldn't post here.  He's too busy running for President on the Democratic ticket.  You do know he hates the flag, the troops, Jesus and tiny babies...)

Chuck Baldwin
"Let me post this great article by Gary North..."

Ralph Nader   
"All posts must be sent via telephone modem.  Cable and DSL are unsafe at any speed."
 
Mark Foley 
"How often do you masturbate, ________?"  (YOU decide who he's talking to.  I am not gonna get into that...)
 

[Torie]

I don't know who some of the folks are, but whatever. A lot of them would be trolls.

[Eraserhead]

Foley would be somewhat similar to DWPerry, I guess

Which Foley?

[Sensei]

<pops for Mick Foley>


(I'm not suggesting he would troll, no way.  I just love Mick Foley.)

unless he posts as Mankind or Cactus Jack.

[Dr. Cynic]

<pops for Mick Foley>


(I'm not suggesting he would troll, no way.  I just love Mick Foley.)

unless he posts as Mankind or Cactus Jack.

Dude Love would be a bigger troll than Cactus Jack.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Keith Olbermann
Bill O' Reilly
Lou Dobbs
Sean Hannity
Michael Savage
Rush Limbaugh
Osama bin Laden
Ralph Nader

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Why no Ann Coulter? There's an obvious pick.

[Хahar 🤔]

Osama bin Laden would be the opposite of Republican opebo.