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« on: October 24, 2008, 04:13:54 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2008, 04:26:58 PM »



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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2008, 04:47:00 PM »
Haha, and here's a preview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Ph8msKo0w&eurl

This is just too great.
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 04:59:20 PM »
WTF? LOL.
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2008, 06:23:32 PM »
Best.  Line.  Ever. (with a little more Minnesotan added for good measure)

"Oh, for Criminy Sakes!  Why don't you just take your nuts outta that Gucci purse, grab your noodle, and act like a man!!"
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 06:49:26 PM »
That is literally the best thing I have ever read in my life. Thank you Lunar.
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 09:19:03 PM »
Quote from: Resident of Fake America on October 24, 2008, 06:49:26 PM
That is literally the best thing I have ever read in my life. Thank you Lunar.

The video is in my sig, I can only imagine how great the whole thing is.

Surprisingly well-written.
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« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2008, 11:42:48 PM »
Quote from: Snowguy716 on October 24, 2008, 06:23:32 PM
Best.  Line.  Ever. (with a little more Minnesotan added for good measure)

"Oh, for Criminy Sakes!  Why don't you just take your nuts outta that Gucci purse, grab your noodle, and act like a man!!"

Was the best moment ever, though, the Hillary, Condi, Palin three-way?
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2008, 08:50:51 PM »
"Yessiree Bob. That's a good look'n snowmobile"
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2008, 08:52:22 PM »


Now she isn't anything like Sarah.  Sad
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2008, 02:26:00 AM »
Quote from: MODU on October 25, 2008, 08:52:22 PM
Now she isn't anything like Sarah.  Sad

What, are you at liberty to say what she's like in bed?
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« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2008, 01:49:46 PM »
Quote from: tik on October 26, 2008, 02:26:00 AM
Quote from: MODU on October 25, 2008, 08:52:22 PM
Now she isn't anything like Sarah.  Sad

What, are you at liberty to say what she's like in bed?

OF COURSE!  Smiley  No, I meant her appearance.  There's more than enough gals out there that look more like Sarah than the gal they chose.
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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2008, 02:12:56 PM »
Just remember kids, people got PAID to write this. And they say the universe isn't one of god's jokes.
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« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2008, 01:21:12 AM »
Quote from: The Man Machine on October 26, 2008, 02:12:56 PM
Just remember kids, people got PAID to write this. And they say the universe isn't one of god's jokes.

I think the writing is kind of good, actually.  It's pretty damn witty.

Are there professional porno dialogue writers out there?
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« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2008, 12:43:31 AM »
That is one of the funniest things I've ever read.
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« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2009, 02:20:31 PM »
the porn star in this video just starred in Eminem's latest music video where he sings about having sex with Sarah palin:
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2009/04/07/rapper-eminem-sings-about-having-sex-sarah-palin
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« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2009, 03:39:33 PM »
Man, I really wish I could be this creative...
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« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2010, 04:31:00 PM »
Still the best.
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« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2010, 04:31:45 AM »

thank you

Quote from: Sam Spade on April 07, 2009, 03:39:33 PM
Man, I really wish I could be this creative...

You never will be, but don't worry, I still love you.
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« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2010, 05:12:47 AM »
My favorite part is still the drunk Russians with the tank.

Mrs. Paylin may not of done a good job of guarding Alaska that night, but she did bone up on foreign policy.
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« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2011, 12:18:39 PM »
How did I miss this thread the first time?

Awesomeness.
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« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2011, 12:42:06 PM »
Quote from: King on September 20, 2011, 12:18:39 PM
How did I miss this thread the first time?

Awesomeness.

I agree, I started here to late, Damn it.

The porno is kind of disappointing though. The acting was horrible ( I like XXX movies with good acting) and the movie was put together and shot in 3 weeks, so the cheapness shows. Lisa Ann and Nina Hartley were awesome and Palin and Hillary Clinton though. I would say watch it once so you could say you watched it, but also be sure to laugh at it horribleness.
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« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2011, 07:28:16 PM »
I just got a little gayer.
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« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2011, 07:40:10 PM »
13 minutes here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tCDmVrnd10
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« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2011, 07:44:20 PM »

Congratulations do you expect an award or something?

Well you are not getting one. You can get get your freaking shine box though.
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