SPC for Senate: Part X

[SPC]

I am most likely running again in the December elections, alongside DWTL. To make sure I don't cost DWTL a senate seat, I recommend that all people who voted for DWTL in August first-preference DWTL, and all people who recently joined/voted for me in November first-preference me. I also recommend that BaconKing get all of our third-preferences.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Excellent, I am honored to have you as a running mate

[Associate Justice PiT]

     I am glad to hear it. This election will undoubtedly have fewer spoiled ballots than the last one (unless somebody else feels like spoiling their's).

[SPC]

Excellent, I am honored to have you as a running mate

Now, just a question about how this election works. Do the extra votes get transfered first, or does the candidate with the least votes get eliminated first? This may prove crucial to whether I will win or not. I'm not as concerned as to how it will work for you since you will without a doubt be re-elected.

[Хahar 🤔]

Excellent, I am honored to have you as a running mate

Now, just a question about how this election works. Do the extra votes get transfered first, or does the candidate with the least votes get eliminated first? This may prove crucial to whether I will win or not. I'm not as concerned as to how it will work for you since you will without a doubt be re-elected.

Extra votes get transferred first.

[SPC]

Constitution Convention

As a candidate for Senate, you may be wondering where I stand on the issue of a Constitutional Convention. I would like to say that I am supportive of a Constitutional Convention. I believe that the Constitution needs to be changed to allocate more powers with the regional governments and less powers with the federal government. Thank you.

[DownWithTheLeft]

I agree with SPC on the constitutional convention, I plan to play a huge role and the RPP will not endorse any idea that does either completely eliminate the federal government or at least given every region representation

[SPC]

It has been brought to my attention that our campaign missed the deadline for ballot access in the Senate election. Nevertheless, we will persist in a write-in effort. I remind everybody that to vote for me, you must check the write-in box and write "South Park Conservative" or "ChuckHagel08" for your vote to count. Thank you.

SPC

[Lief 🗽]

Constitution Convention

As a candidate for Senate, you may be wondering where I stand on the issue of a Constitutional Convention. I would like to say that I am supportive of a Constitutional Convention. I believe that the Constitution needs to be changed to allocate more powers with the regional governments and less powers with the federal government. Thank you.

Er... the regional governments are already incredibly powerful. Have you read the constitution? They're arguably more powerful than American states.

[Associate Justice PiT]

Constitution Convention

As a candidate for Senate, you may be wondering where I stand on the issue of a Constitutional Convention. I would like to say that I am supportive of a Constitutional Convention. I believe that the Constitution needs to be changed to allocate more powers with the regional governments and less powers with the federal government. Thank you.

Er... the regional governments are already incredibly powerful. Have you read the constitution? They're arguably more powerful than American states.

     Maybe that's not enough power for us.

[SPC]

I will be making a speech in 7 minutes. Thank you.

SPC

[DownWithTheLeft]

Congrats

I REALLY look forward to working with you

[SPC]

(SPC takes the podium as balloons drop from the ceiling)

Hello ladies and gentlemen! Well, you've heard the saying that seventh time's the charm, right? Over the past week, we have done the impossible, and elected two pro-regional senators. I have only waited two years for this moment, and it finally happened. When I first entered the race, I thought it would be impossible for me to be elected. However, due to a lack of candidates and low turnout, we were barely able to eek out a victory, all the while re-electing Senator DWTL. It is really a sign of strength for the regional rights movement that we were able to elect two candidates in this environment. Thank you to everyone who voted for me and Senator DWTL and Dave Bless Atlasia!

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

(SPC takes the podium as balloons drop from the ceiling)

Hello ladies and gentlemen! Well, you've heard the saying that seventh time's the charm, right? Over the past week, we have done the impossible, and elected two pro-regional senators. I have only waited two years for this moment, and it finally happened. When I first entered the race, I thought it would be impossible for me to be elected. However, due to a lack of candidates and low turnout, we were barely able to eek out a victory, all the while re-electing Senator DWTL. It is really a sign of strength for the regional rights movement that we were able to elect two candidates in this environment. Thank you to everyone who voted for me and Senator DWTL and Dave Bless Atlasia!

Congrats. I had a gut feeling you would win. I don't know why I just did.

[SPC]

(SPC takes the podium as balloons drop from the ceiling)

Hello ladies and gentlemen! Well, you've heard the saying that seventh time's the charm, right? Over the past week, we have done the impossible, and elected two pro-regional senators. I have only waited two years for this moment, and it finally happened. When I first entered the race, I thought it would be impossible for me to be elected. However, due to a lack of candidates and low turnout, we were barely able to eek out a victory, all the while re-electing Senator DWTL. It is really a sign of strength for the regional rights movement that we were able to elect two candidates in this environment. Thank you to everyone who voted for me and Senator DWTL and Dave Bless Atlasia!

Congrats. I had a gut feeling you would win. I don't know why I just did.

I have a gut feeling that I will win every election. That is why I was distrustful of my gut this time.

[SPC]

I would like to make a special thank-you to North Carolina Yankee, Lt. Gov. Daniel Adams, Dead0man, Volksliberalist, Rowanbrandon, Dean BrandonH, Governor Verin, and Judge Masterjedi for my victory. I couldn't have done it without you. I would also like to thank Senator DWTL, Judge Smid, Ben, Winfield, Assemblyman Inks, Senator PiT, PBrunsel, Governor AHDuke, and Ronnie for voting for my future colleague Senator DWTL. Thank you!

SPC

[SPC]

Thought this system sucked?

Ah, right. It elects two of you. Never mind.

I would personally prefer regionalism, but I suppose it is good for now. It is an improvement over that gerrymandered Districts system. Also, I believe it was you who predicted that I would lose, so no point in having sour grapes.

[SPC]

As promised, I will be taking suggestions for legislation to be introduced in the next Senate. This shall serve as that place until I am sworn in.

[SPC]

Here are changes I plan to make to Article I of the Constitution, either if I am a constitutional delegate or if I propose amendments:

Article I, Section 5, Clauses 1, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 23, 26, 27, 29, and 30 are repealed

Article I, Section 7, Clauses 1, 2, and 8 are repealed.

[SPC]

From the office of Senator-elect SPC:

When I am sworn in as senator in the upcoming senate this Friday, I plan to introduce legislation to repeal the following legislation. I will be introducing them independently, for the record. Keep in mind that this list is likely to grow as I look up more Atlasian law:

Repeal of Federal Territories Universal Health Care Act
FL 23-3 is repealed.

Repeal of Health Care Access Expansion Act
FL 23-6 is repealed.

Repeal of Equal Rights Act of 2007
FL 22-3 is repealed.

Repeal of Environmental Policy Act of 2007
FL 22-4 is repealed.

Repeal of the Repeal of the Repeal of the Education and Care for Children in Poverty Act
FL 22-2 is repealed.

Repeal of the Act to Establish Atlasian Policy Towards HIV/AIDS
FL 22-5 is repealed.

Repeal of the Sane Automobile Policy Act
FL 24-3 is repealed.

Repeal of the Carbon Import Tax Act
FL 26-2 is repealed.

Repeal of the Carbon Tax Act
FL 20-1 is repealed.

Repeal of the Illegal Immigrant Act
FL 18-8 is repealed.

Repeal of the Education Reform Act of 2007
FL 21-4 is repealed.

Repeal of the Foreign Aid Restoration Act
FL 27-11 is repealed.

Repeal of the Proportional Representation (Class A seats) Act
FL 27-3 is repealed.

Repeal of the Promotion of the Fine Arts Act
FL 18-2 is repealed.

Amendment to the Atlasian-Kuwait Free Trade Act
FL 17-1, Sec. 3 is repealed.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Nice. Time to shake the boat a little.

[SPC]

     Nice. Time to shake the boat a little.

Thank you. Even if most of these don't pass, at least it will stall voting on bad legislation. Feel free to give any ideas for bills you want to introduce, in case I might inadvertantly stall your legislation.

[SPC]

Just want to remind everyone that they are free to propose any ideas for legislation here. I promise that I will propose them in the new Senate.

[Lunar]

Just want to remind everyone that they are free to propose any ideas for legislation here. I promise that I will propose them in the new Senate.

You promise?

Freedom and Democracy 2009 Act -

Section 1 - No future bill will be considered valid unless three or more of the Senators change their names to misspellings of the name "Lunar" - examples include: Loonar, Lunnar, Lunster, Lunlunlunar, etc.

Section 2 - Lunar shall be consulted and given absolute veto power on every bill that begins with a vowel.

Section 2 part B - The letter "Y" will be considered a vowel for the purposes of this bill on every other bill that begins with a Y.

[SPC]

Just want to remind everyone that they are free to propose any ideas for legislation here. I promise that I will propose them in the new Senate.

You promise?

Freedom and Democracy 2009 Act -

Section 1 - No future bill will be considered valid unless three or more of the Senators change their names to misspellings of the name "Lunar" - examples include: Loonar, Lunnar, Lunster, Lunlunlunar, etc.

Section 2 - Lunar shall be consulted and given absolute veto power on every bill that begins with a vowel.

Section 2 part B - The letter "Y" will be considered a vowel for the purposes of this bill on every other bill that begins with a Y.

I can't promise that I will vote for the bill, I can only promise that I will propose it.