I look like the guy from Girls Gone Wild?

[Keystone Phil]

I was pulling into the shop to get my car oil changed and the guy about to work on my car (a really odd young guy) told me that I look like the guy from Girls Gone Wild. I laughed but began to wonder if I really do look like him. I guess I can see it. I told some of my friends and a few of them agreed. What do you think?

Guy from Girls Gone Wild (Joe Francis)...




Me...




I know it's not the best comparison since you only get my profile but I don't have any recent pictures of my full face.


For the record, I can't stand Joe Francis.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Barely.

But you're not a whore.

[Хahar 🤔]

Yeah.

[minionofmidas]

Well now we know who really controlled that account.

[Keystone Phil]

Well now we know who really controlled that account.

LOL

Well now that would make for an interesting twist in the story. 

[TeePee4Prez]

Dude, I don't think that's a bad thing. 

Cougars hitting on you one minute... What next?

[Lunar]

You should totally exploit this

[Rin-chan]

Barely.

But you're not a whore.

LOL Yeah.

Don't take offense to it.  People think I look like other people all the time.  Besides, it's hard to do an accurate comparison without a full, recent view of your face.

Rin-chan

[Flying Dog]

Yeah, I suppose. You're both man-whores.

[exopolitician]

Hah well...actually....I see a resemblance.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

....ok, he's not an ugly guy physically.... but he's putrid in every other way.

[Flying Dog]

At least take comfort in not being compared to f ing Matt Damon all the time.

[Keystone Phil]

Cougars hitting on you one minute... What next?

I don't like "cougars." 

Anyway, my personal disgust for the guy aside, he's not bad looking but his smile (when you see his teeth) scares me.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Very vaguely... but you might be better off asking the oil change guy why he was studying this guy on Girls Gone Wild anyway...

Maybe he swings that way... I have a guy that looks like your typical married 30-something Todd Palin type that comes in and buys all the gay porn magazines every month... you never know in this world.

[Keystone Phil]

Very vaguely... but you might be better off asking the oil change guy why he was studying this guy on Girls Gone Wild anyway...

I think he's just a recognizable guy. The oil change guy is definitely not gay. 

[Reaganfan]

Cougars hitting on you one minute... What next?

I don't like "cougars." 

Anyway, my personal disgust for the guy aside, he's not bad looking but his smile (when you see his teeth) scares me.

[Flying Dog]

Clarification: ...and I mean pretty attractive man-whores at that.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Barely.

But you're not a whore.

LOL Yeah.

Don't take offense to it.  People think I look like other people all the time.  Besides, it's hard to do an accurate comparison without a full, recent view of your face.

Rin-chan

Who do you look like?

[Smid]

You look like a better presented version of him. Maybe like him on his way to a job interview for a decent position in a respectable company because he's turned from his objectification of women passtime.

[Rin-chan]

Barely.

But you're not a whore.

LOL Yeah.

Don't take offense to it.  People think I look like other people all the time.  Besides, it's hard to do an accurate comparison without a full, recent view of your face.

Rin-chan

Who do you look like?

No one famous.  Just random people.  Like, people ask me if I was at particular places ALL the time or if I'm a different person.  When I walked into a Subway in Philly I had NEVER been to before, the guy behind the counter seriously thought I was a regular there.  I must have an average face or something lol

Rin-chan

[Smid]

Barely.

But you're not a whore.

LOL Yeah.

Don't take offense to it.  People think I look like other people all the time.  Besides, it's hard to do an accurate comparison without a full, recent view of your face.

Rin-chan

Who do you look like?

No one famous.  Just random people.  Like, people ask me if I was at particular places ALL the time or if I'm a different person.  When I walked into a Subway in Philly I had NEVER been to before, the guy behind the counter seriously thought I was a regular there.  I must have an average face or something lol

Rin-chan

At the risk of sounding creepy, pretty face does not equal average face.

[minionofmidas]

Barely.

But you're not a whore.

LOL Yeah.

Don't take offense to it.  People think I look like other people all the time.  Besides, it's hard to do an accurate comparison without a full, recent view of your face.

Rin-chan

Who do you look like?

No one famous.  Just random people.  Like, people ask me if I was at particular places ALL the time or if I'm a different person.  When I walked into a Subway in Philly I had NEVER been to before, the guy behind the counter seriously thought I was a regular there.  I must have an average face or something lol

Rin-chan

At the risk of sounding creepy, pretty face does not equal average face.

Scientists disagree, actually.

[BM]

You look way better than him, and you're probably less of a slimeball.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Barely.

But you're not a whore.

LOL Yeah.

Don't take offense to it.  People think I look like other people all the time.  Besides, it's hard to do an accurate comparison without a full, recent view of your face.

Rin-chan

Who do you look like?

No one famous.  Just random people.  Like, people ask me if I was at particular places ALL the time or if I'm a different person.  When I walked into a Subway in Philly I had NEVER been to before, the guy behind the counter seriously thought I was a regular there.  I must have an average face or something lol

Rin-chan

At the risk of sounding creepy, pretty face does not equal average face.

We should start a forum counter:

It has been _______ days since Rin-Chan has been hit on. 

[Rin-chan]

Barely.

But you're not a whore.

LOL Yeah.

Don't take offense to it.  People think I look like other people all the time.  Besides, it's hard to do an accurate comparison without a full, recent view of your face.

Rin-chan

Who do you look like?

No one famous.  Just random people.  Like, people ask me if I was at particular places ALL the time or if I'm a different person.  When I walked into a Subway in Philly I had NEVER been to before, the guy behind the counter seriously thought I was a regular there.  I must have an average face or something lol

Rin-chan

At the risk of sounding creepy, pretty face does not equal average face.

We should start a forum counter:

It has been _______ days since Rin-Chan has been hit on. 

LOL  That'd be pretty funny lol

And even if my face isn't average, it's still irritatingly common. lol

Rin-chan