Your cabinet....

[12th Doctor]

VP: Norm Coleman
State: Joe Biden
Defense: Joe Lieberman
Treasury: Bill Owens
Atty Gen: Rudy Giuliani
HHS: Tommy Thompson
Education: J.C. Watts
HUD: Michael Steele
Interior: Christie Todd Witman
Commerce: Pat Toomey
Labor: Phil English
Agriculture: Zell Miller
Energy: Don Nickles
Vets Aff: Bob Dole
Transportation: Bud Shuster

[12th Doctor]

Transportation: Bud Shuster

I think you mean Bill Shuster.

No, I mean his father, Bud Shuster.

[12th Doctor]

Transportation: Bud Shuster

I think you mean Bill Shuster.

No, I mean his father, Bud Shuster.

Oh, sorry. I thought he passed away recently.

Hmmmmmm...  He may have.  Come to think of it, that sounds about right.  I'll look it up.

[12th Doctor]

J.C. Watts as eduacation secretary? The guy is like Alan Keyes, just calmer. I shudder to think what he'd do to the public schools.

I could say similar things for nearly all of your picks.

[12th Doctor]

Transportation: Bud Shuster

I think you mean Bill Shuster.

No, I mean his father, Bud Shuster.

Oh, sorry. I thought he passed away recently.

Hmmmmmm...  He may have.  Come to think of it, that sounds about right.  I'll look it up.

If it happened, I can't find anything on it, so I am guessing he is still with us.

[12th Doctor]

Transportation: Bud Shuster

I think you mean Bill Shuster.

No, I mean his father, Bud Shuster.

Oh, sorry. I thought he passed away recently.

Hmmmmmm...  He may have.  Come to think of it, that sounds about right.  I'll look it up.

If it happened, I can't find anything on it, so I am guessing he is still with us.

Yeah. Maybe he just retired.

Yeah, he retired, because he couldn't hold his chair-possition anymore.