Obama To Visit an Islamic Capital For a Speech

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Barack, live from Mecca!

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Is he going to explain why he's named after The Prophet's horse?

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Barack, live from Mecca!

Only Muslims are allowed in Mecca.

Oh wait. . .

Eh, they'd probably stone him. Kufir!

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A lot of Muslims that I know do think that he's some type of crypto-Muslim.

Wouldn't a crypto-muslim be considered an apostate anyway?

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It's my understanding that Obama was an atheist into his mid-20s and that both of his parents were atheists. That said, I'm sure many muslims still consider him an apostate because he had muslim ancestors on his father's side or whatever.

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It's my understanding that Obama was an atheist into his mid-20s and that both of his parents were atheists. That said, I'm sure many muslims still consider him an apostate because he had muslim ancestors on his father's side or whatever.

wouldn't his father be the apostate since  he's the one who actually left Islam?

You'd think so but many muslim extremists would also consider him one despite the fact that these circumstances were beyond his control. An unforgiving bunch, they are.