Petition for the release of kingofthebenchpress

[Fmr. Emperor PiT]

     Nah, I will never drink alcohol. Loose lips sink ships.

huh?

I dont see what's so unclear about that.

     Me neither.

[On the "To Be Deleted" List]

finally, agreement on something

[All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.]

Duke, your obsession with me is quite odd.

youre obsession with this forum, the fantasy politics and benconstine is quite odd too.. . at least i dont go off and recruit people from other palces to take hte kid down.. that is creepy, buddy. i just want justice served.

Duke, your obsession with me is quite odd.

Yeah seriously.

youre obsession with everything in life in gneral is odd too. if it isnt benconstine, its me, phil, suburbs....youre a one man obsession machine!! but i guess youd be the expert so go aheada nd diagnose me doctor..

I don't know why I'm making a thread on this

You are making this thread because you are an attention whore. No other reason really. I suppose that you enjoy fake outrage and paranoia. Perhaps you get a thrill from it.

perhaps you get a thrill from taking shots at me! why else would you constantly hurl personall attacks at me whever you get the chance. do your goddamn job and quit trying to advance your personal agendas agiants certain posters whom you dont like. would you rather me hack into your ac coubt and do it for you? that's alright isnt it? aftrrall, i'm being obsessive by wanting to see e something done aobut a kid hacking someones account here. i dont want to be his bext target..

It's still true that the King never did anything as destructive as Xahar.

i'm beginning to like you, eraserhead. tyoure not as bad a guy as i thought. wor k togehter for kingodthebenchpress..he needs to make a return.



oh and happpy new year to you all! god blesws!!

DWI

Duke was just taken over by the spirit of kingofthebenchpress when he posted this. It happens.

[Senator Ben]

     Nah, I will never drink alcohol. Loose lips sink ships.

I'll never get drunk, but I will drink.

[So the Heroes Fall]

LOL@the naive and clueless 15 year old. LMAO.

[DownWithTheLeft]

LOL@the naive and clueless 15 year old. LMAO.

Yeah, that was a hilarious statement.  I have a friend that prides himself on not drinking too.  I'm cool with people who don't want to drink, but seriously don't wear it like a badge of honor

[Sibboleth]

LOL@the naive and clueless 15 year old. LMAO.

Well, he might turn out to have a hard head. Which presumably means liver damage unless he's capable of some sort of self-control.

[Senator Ben]

Which presumably means liver damage unless he's capable of some sort of self-control.

That's what I'm saying.  I'll never drink enough to get wasted.

[I left.]

Which presumably means liver damage unless he's capable of some sort of self-control.

That's what I'm saying.  I'll never drink enough to get wasted.

interesting that you know that in advance.

[Fmr. Emperor PiT]

Which presumably means liver damage unless he's capable of some sort of self-control.

That's what I'm saying.  I'll never drink enough to get wasted.

interesting that you know that in advance.

     Indeed. I'm not going to drink since I can't know my limits until I reach them.

[On the "To Be Deleted" List]

Ben has a lot to learn, let me tell you

[All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.]

Ben has a lot to learn, let me tell you

Do tell us.

[On the "To Be Deleted" List]

Well the fact that he fell for my whole spiel shows a bit of naivity.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

Which presumably means liver damage unless he's capable of some sort of self-control.

That's what I'm saying.  I'll never drink enough to get wasted.

interesting that you know that in advance.

     Indeed. I'm not going to drink since I can't know my limits until I reach them.

Usally It is a glass a day. But some ppl get tipsy.

[The Mikado]

I'll never get drunk, but I will drink.

     Nah, I will never drink alcohol. Loose lips sink ships.

Are both of you applying to Brigham Young U?

[Fmr. Emperor PiT]

     Nah, I'm applying to Davis, Berkeley, & Stanford.

[On the "To Be Deleted" List]

     Nah, I'm applying to Davis, Berkeley, & Stanford.

Good luck! I mean that sincerely.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

     Nah, I'm applying to Davis, Berkeley, & Stanford.

Good luck! I mean that sincerely.

Oh he will get in. He is smarter than Einstein.

[Lunar]

     Nah, I'm applying to Davis, Berkeley, & Stanford.

I work nights in the freshman dorms at Cal and I'm a very intimidating security monitor. 

also, Davis is the only place in my life where I have seen physical tumbleweeds rolling around the road

[On the "To Be Deleted" List]

     Nah, I'm applying to Davis, Berkeley, & Stanford.

Good luck! I mean that sincerely.

Oh he will get in. He is smarter than Einstein.

No really. I actually wish him good luck.

[Fmr. Emperor PiT]

     Nah, I'm applying to Davis, Berkeley, & Stanford.

I work nights in the freshman dorms at Cal and I'm a very intimidating security monitor. 

also, Davis is the only place in my life where I have seen physical tumbleweeds rolling around the road

     Unfortunately, if I go to Berkeley I'll probably be living at home.

[Χahar]

I'll never get drunk, but I will drink.

     Nah, I will never drink alcohol. Loose lips sink ships.

Are both of you applying to Brigham Young U?

I won't!

[Prez Duke]

I said the same things as Ben and PiT when I was 14. Unfortunately, there isn't much to do these days in college that doesn't involve drinking. So I gave in...

Plus, being Greek, I came from a long line of heavy drinkers in my family.

[Χahar]

Don't drink and post at the same time from now on.

[Lunar]

Don't listen to this:

Don't drink and post at the same time from now on.