Hide behind the poll: How far have you gone

[King]

Sammy Sosa.

I've hit my fair share of homeruns (though I've been known to have used a corked bat and other performance enhancers).

[paul718]

I hit a 2-run homer once.  That was kind of cool/funny.

[The Mikado]

where is the nothing option? thats where i am.

Strikeout?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I stole home!

I really hope that is a joke.

It's Duke, who has basicall openly admitted to drugging girls before, so it's probably not. Sick fuck.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

I stole home!

I really hope that is a joke.

It's Duke, who has basicall openly admitted to drugging girls before, so it's probably not. Sick fuck.

he is such a f***tard.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

LOL @ you people. I knew BRTD would take the bait!

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

LOL @ you people. I knew BRTD would take the bait!

i don't know why that is funny.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

LOL @ you people. I knew BRTD would take the bait!

i don't know why that is funny.

It's funny because I've obviously never raped anyone, but in BRTD's world I have and I am the most immoral person he's ever met. Thus, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to play around with him in this thread. Honestly, I'm surprised it's taken him this long to pick up on it and start another hubub about it. Maybe he'll ask for me to be banned and start 100 more polls as well.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

LOL @ you people. I knew BRTD would take the bait!

i don't know why that is funny.

It's funny because I've obviously never raped anyone, but in BRTD's world I have and I am the most immoral person he's ever met. Thus, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to play around with him in this thread. Honestly, I'm surprised it's taken him this long to pick up on it and start another hubub about it. Maybe he'll ask for me to be banned and start 100 more polls as well.

if you have not raped anyone then don't say you did.

[Associate Justice PiT]

LOL @ you people. I knew BRTD would take the bait!

i don't know why that is funny.

It's funny because I've obviously never raped anyone, but in BRTD's world I have and I am the most immoral person he's ever met. Thus, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to play around with him in this thread. Honestly, I'm surprised it's taken him this long to pick up on it and start another hubub about it. Maybe he'll ask for me to be banned and start 100 more polls as well.

if you have not raped anyone then don't say you did.

     Indeed. As much fun as pissing people off can be, rape is no joking matter.

[Countess Anya of the North Parish]

LOL @ you people. I knew BRTD would take the bait!

i don't know why that is funny.

It's funny because I've obviously never raped anyone, but in BRTD's world I have and I am the most immoral person he's ever met. Thus, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to play around with him in this thread. Honestly, I'm surprised it's taken him this long to pick up on it and start another hubub about it. Maybe he'll ask for me to be banned and start 100 more polls as well.

if you have not raped anyone then don't say you did.

     Indeed. As much fun as pissing people off can be, rape is no joking matter.

well put. any who hum,


I was wondering but for the bases do you have to go base by base?

[12th Doctor]

I hit a 2-run homer once.  That was kind of cool/funny.

I pinch ran once for a guy who got stranded on 2nd (or it would probably be more accurate to say that the guy stranded the girl on 2nd)... that was interesting.  I had to admire her determination.

Anyway, I have played 3rd much more than I have gone there (some women are just as greed as men) and I have been thrown out trying for home plenty of times.  Slid into Home once, but the girl changed her mind after about 15 seconds... I am proud of myself for having the where-with-all to respect her change of heart... though to be honest, I fail to see the difference between her giving me 10 swings or 100, but oh well.

[7,052,770]

I've laid down a couple of sacrifice bunts.

[paul718]

I hit a 2-run homer once.  That was kind of cool/funny.

I pinch ran once for a guy who got stranded on 2nd (or it would probably be more accurate to say that the guy stranded the girl on 2nd)... that was interesting.  I had to admire her determination.

Anyway, I have played 3rd much more than I have gone there (some women are just as greed as men) and I have been thrown out trying for home plenty of times.  Slid into Home once, but the girl changed her mind after about 15 seconds... I am proud of myself for having the where-with-all to respect her change of heart... though to be honest, I fail to see the difference between her giving me 10 swings or 100, but oh well.

A couple of times I was about to hit a homerun but my bat went limp (I was really drunk).

[12th Doctor]

I hit a 2-run homer once.  That was kind of cool/funny.

I pinch ran once for a guy who got stranded on 2nd (or it would probably be more accurate to say that the guy stranded the girl on 2nd)... that was interesting.  I had to admire her determination.

Anyway, I have played 3rd much more than I have gone there (some women are just as greed as men) and I have been thrown out trying for home plenty of times.  Slid into Home once, but the girl changed her mind after about 15 seconds... I am proud of myself for having the where-with-all to respect her change of heart... though to be honest, I fail to see the difference between her giving me 10 swings or 100, but oh well.

A couple of times I was about to hit a homerun but my bat went limp (I was really drunk).

A good female friend of mine once puked in my lap while we were rounding 2nd and a short distance from hitting third.  Interesting time.  It was a once night thing, never did anything like that with her again.

[dead0man]

     Indeed. As much fun as pissing people off can be, rape is no joking matter.

Please.  Everything can be funny.

Two missionaries are trying to convert some natives.  The natives don't like it and tie them up.  They offer them both death or Ugga Bugga.  The first guy choses Ugga Bugga.  So the natives untie him, rape him with a rhino horn and let him go.  The second missionary says I'll take death.  The chief shouts, "death by Ugga Bugga!".

Baiting BRTD is even funnier than that.

[12th Doctor]

     Indeed. As much fun as pissing people off can be, rape is no joking matter.

Please.  Everything can be funny.

Two missionaries are trying to convert some natives.  The natives don't like it and tie them up.  They offer them both death or Ugga Bugga.  The first guy choses Ugga Bugga.  So the natives untie him, rape him with a rhino horn and let him go.  The second missionary says I'll take death.  The chief shouts, "death by Ugga Bugga!".

Baiting BRTD is even funnier than that.

I've heard a much funnier variation of that.

[dead0man]

Well yeah, it wasn't so much about the joke as it was about making people remember the time they had heard the joke the correct way.

[dead0man]

I don't know about that....but NAMBLA is backed by the left leaning ACLU.

[Bacon King]

LOL @ you people. I knew BRTD would take the bait!

i don't know why that is funny.

It's funny because I've obviously never raped anyone, but in BRTD's world I have and I am the most immoral person he's ever met. Thus, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to play around with him in this thread. Honestly, I'm surprised it's taken him this long to pick up on it and start another hubub about it. Maybe he'll ask for me to be banned and start 100 more polls as well.

I agree, anyone who partakes in Golden Showers is a vile and immoral human being. Between BRTD and that guy in Thailand(forget his name but he remindes me of Quagmire from Family Guy) we sure have a lot of perverts here. All of them are Leftist. Most Leftist are Perverts!

You're a fine one to be talking about perverts.

[Bacon King]

Also, regarding Duke, etc:




lol