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JSojourner
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« on: February 14, 2009, 07:40:33 PM »
I will need 9 contributors, after me.  Each should contribute one.  We will do them in descending order, 10-1.

 If this works, I'll do more -- if not -- well, it won't be the first time.  Apologies to Dave Letterman.

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THE ATLAS TOP TEN REASONS KING OF THE BENCH PRESS LEFT THE FORUM


10.     His spotter went to take a dump and forget him.  He's still stuck!
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2009, 07:44:26 PM »
9. He lost the Battle of the Sexes to Queen of the Bench Press and is too embarassed to show his face in public.
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2009, 07:50:55 PM »
8. Duke and DWDL were sending him increasingly creepy and inappropriate PMs.
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2009, 04:11:31 AM »
7. He finally learned how to spell words and figured that he'd better not waste them on us any more.
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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2009, 06:16:17 AM »
6.Long term steroid use has caused his breasts to grow and he can't stop playing with them.
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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2009, 11:22:19 AM »
5. Microphone
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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2009, 12:26:57 PM »
4.  He got himself a southern bell.  2 IN DA PNIK ONE IN DA STINK BOYS
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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2009, 09:54:10 AM »
3. Roid rage
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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2009, 10:42:16 AM »
I thought that was why he WAS here...?
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2009, 12:25:34 PM »
I should elaborate...

3. Roid rage caused him to violently smash his computer
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2009, 02:26:50 PM »
2.  HELLO!
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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2009, 02:37:42 PM »
AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON THAT KOTBP LEFT THE FORUM IS...

1. He didn't actually leave, he was banned, so he can't post here anymore even if he wanted to.

TAA-DAA!!!
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« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2009, 02:21:22 PM »
I never got why people loved him so much instead of just being annoyed.

If you had just discovered the internet and had never encountered a troll before, I can see why you would find him amusing, but I can't see why anyone else would.
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« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2009, 04:30:33 PM »
Sensei's reason best sums up why he was amusing.
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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2009, 05:55:37 PM »
Quote from: Obama 1, Republicans 0 on February 17, 2009, 02:21:22 PM
I never got why people loved him so much instead of just being annoyed.

If you had just discovered the internet and had never encountered a troll before, I can see why you would find him amusing, but I can't see why anyone else would.
...says the person who worships Opebo who is far less humorous
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« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2009, 07:29:48 PM »
Well this was great,  I am gonna put up another one...
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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2009, 12:54:20 AM »
Quote from: Eraserhead on February 17, 2009, 04:30:33 PM
Sensei's reason best sums up why he was amusing.

Don't get it. I'll assume it's an inside joke to his posts, which I quit paying the slightest amount of attention to long ago, so it figures I wouldn't get it.

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Quote from: Obama 1, Republicans 0 on February 17, 2009, 02:21:22 PM
I never got why people loved him so much instead of just being annoyed.

If you had just discovered the internet and had never encountered a troll before, I can see why you would find him amusing, but I can't see why anyone else would.
...says the person who worships Opebo who is far less humorous

opebo has actual wit.

KOTBP: OMG BAD GRAMMAR, SPELLING AND VAGUELY SEXIST STUFF! LOLZ SO FUNNY! Yeah that's only like approximately 5000 message board trolls I've seen before.
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« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2009, 08:25:40 AM »
Well, our trolls are generally more complicated (Straha, Vander Blubb, etc.), so I didn't mind having one simpleton for a cheap laugh once in a while.
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