The Forum Republican Caucus

[Keystone Phil]

*anticipates being removed from the Caucus for not being an ideologue*

Are you for real, dude? Seriously? You have to totally misrepresent how I feel to show your lack of respect?

I really wish the fools here would realize that I am not a conservative ideologue and that I am much closer to the center than the extremes. I'm a standard conservative and not someone who wants to see moderates removed from my party.

We need a good whip that can whip the Democrats in a good war of words and wits. I nominate myself to be the whipper. I can balance out the leadership with more moderate viewpoints to Phil's conservative viewpoints. I also enjoy long walks on the beach, golf, money, good food, and Charleston in the summer.

It'd be hard for you to be whip once you are primaried by the Forum Club for Growth.

Here's a good reason why people may want you removed - the first thing you do is coming in here crying about how the big, bad leadership hates you and anyone else like you.

[Nixon in '80]

I second Duke's nomination for Whip.

[Bleeding heart conservative, HTMLdon]

Are you for real, dude? Seriously? You have to totally misrepresent how I feel to show your lack of respect?

I really wish the fools here would realize that I am not a conservative ideologue and that I am much closer to the center than the extremes. I'm a standard conservative and not someone who wants to see moderates removed from my party.

Perhaps I should place a photo of Hitler shaking hands with his hinchmen in my signature, then talk about how I'm really a normal person and don't want to see anyone harmed.

(EDIT:  This is just an analogy, not a comparison of any worthless current Pennsylvania politician and future Senate nominee to a historical mass-murderer)

[bullmoose88]

Don, there's no need to huff and puff over a theoretical exercise like this.

[Keystone Phil]

Don, there's no need to huff and puff over a theoretical exercise like this.

Don is a child, you see.

[bullmoose88]

Don, there's no need to huff and puff over a theoretical exercise like this.

Don is a child, you see.

Oh come on lets skip the name calling please.

[Eraserhead]

It looks like you are no longer a unified party. Good, good...

[Lunar]

[Bacon King]

htmldon for whip

[Rin-chan]

It looks like you are no longer a unified party. Good, good...

LOL  No, offense, but I immediately thought of this when I read your "Good, good...":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l91ISfcuzDw

lol

Rin-chan

[Keystone Phil]

Don, there's no need to huff and puff over a theoretical exercise like this.

Don is a child, you see.

Oh come on lets skip the name calling please.

It's the only thing he deserves.

Listen, Don loves being the martyr and is obviously trying to stir up trouble to try to get me to threaten to kick him out. He'd love that. Two problems for Don: 1) This isn't real and some of us are big boys and realize that and 2) I'd never try to kick him out because I refuse to make him some hero.

This party is unified. Don just likes to whine when he doesn't get his way.

[Eraserhead]

It looks like you are no longer a unified party. Good, good...

LOL  No, offense, but I immediately thought of this when I read your "Good, good...":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l91ISfcuzDw

lol

Rin-chan

Why would I be offended? That was the vibe I was going for... although I actually had Mr. Burns in mind.

"Excellent."

[Rin-chan]

It looks like you are no longer a unified party. Good, good...

LOL  No, offense, but I immediately thought of this when I read your "Good, good...":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l91ISfcuzDw

lol

Rin-chan

Why would I be offended? That was the vibe I was going for... although I actually had Mr. Burns in mind.

"Excellent."

I just didn't want you to think that I think you're evil or something lol  Lol  Mr. Burns is a great evil guy, too.

Rin-chan

[Marokai Backbeat]

Don, there's no need to huff and puff over a theoretical exercise like this.

Don is a child, you see.

Oh come on lets skip the name calling please.

It's Phil

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I nominate Inks for Whip.

Are we going to have a conference chairmen or just stop at whip?

[Eraserhead]

I nominate Coburn in 2012 for High Priest of Republicanism.

[Nixon in '80]

I nominate Coburn in 2012 for High Priest of Republicanism.

Add officepark and Rush Limbaugh and we could have a triumvirate...

I would like this, as it would lead to increased use of the word "triumvirate."

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Perhaps we could call this to a vote? We need to be united against the forum Democrats, who have taken organization to the next level.

[Smid]

Nominations for Whip are closed.

The nominations are:
Duke
Htmldon
Inks
Smid
Jmfcst

I shall follow the same optional preferential rules as I followed for the Leadership vote.

[Nixon in '80]

1. Duke
2. Smid
3. Inks
4. Don

[Keystone Phil]

Take this however you'd like, Forum Republicans...

I think either Smid and Inks are absolutely amazing candidates for this spot. 

[RIP Robert H Bork]

1. Smid
2. Inks
3. Jmfcst
4. Htmldon
5. Duke

[bullmoose88]

1. Htmldon
2. Duke
3. Inks
4. Smid

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I'M VOTING FOR MYSELF!

1. Duke
2. Don
3. Smid
4. Inks

We need a moderate for our whip to represent the rest of the forum Republicans. Then we can hit them from all sides!

[RIP Robert H Bork]

I'M VOTING FOR MYSELF!

1. Duke
2. Don
3. Smid
4. Inks

We need a moderate for our whip to represent the rest of the forum Republicans. Then we can hit them from all sides!

Well, you might indeed be a moderate...a moderate liberal, that is.