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« on: March 10, 2009, 11:01:40 pm »
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2009, 11:46:22 pm »
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Quote from: Representative Wyodon on May 06, 2013, 04:31:05 pm
And you're a fucking asshole. How about you try actually contributing something to a debate at some point, or are you too busy kissing Rick Santorum's ass?
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« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2009, 10:57:19 am »
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Quote from: opebo on March 09, 2009, 03:22:01 am
Does anyone remember that image he posted (perhaps it was in his signature) of a hot dude with his junk in a birthday cake?
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2009, 07:34:12 pm »
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Quote from: I approve this message on March 11, 2009, 07:31:40 pm
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2009, 08:01:10 pm »
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There's no reason for me to move out of L.A. metro.

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'Gentlemen, a desert. A place of savage reference for the good people of Ohio. A place to fear and love. A blasted region. Something to remind us what we hewed out of. A place without malls. An Other for Ohio's Self. Cacti and scorpions and the sun bearing down. Desolation. A place for people to wander alone. To reflect. Away from everything. Gentlemen, a desert.'
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2009, 08:40:22 pm »
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No.

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officepark's most concise and accurate "original content" post yet!
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2009, 09:53:27 pm »
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Quote from: Lunar on March 11, 2009, 07:34:12 pm
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HA!

I have to admit, I had to take a second look before I got it.
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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2009, 10:27:15 pm »
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Can someone please explain what this thread is about? I dont understand the topic.
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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2009, 11:08:57 pm »
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Quote from: Romochka Solovyov on March 11, 2009, 10:27:15 pm
Can someone please explain what this thread is about? I dont understand the topic.
for all the funny posts.
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2009, 11:37:17 pm »
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I nominate Coburn in 2012 for High Priest of Republicanism.

Add officepark and Rush Limbaugh and we could have a triumvirate...

I would like this, as it would lead to increased use of the word "triumvirate."

It is a terribly underutilized word.
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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2009, 12:13:03 am »
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Can someone please explain what this thread is about? I dont understand the topic.


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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2009, 10:49:17 pm »
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I still find the daily updates here to be kinda funny:
http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=36296.135
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2009, 11:01:04 pm »
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Quote from: Lunar on March 12, 2009, 10:49:17 pm
I still find the daily updates here to be kinda funny:
http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=36296.135


Daily updates? My last update before yesterday's was well over 2 weeks before that.
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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2009, 11:25:41 pm »
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I just wanted to say I appreciate the owl upgrade
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2009, 03:03:29 am »
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Quote from: Alcon on March 12, 2009, 09:48:48 pm
Hasn't Clyburn been beating this dumb drum for a while now?


I detect racial undertones here.
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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2009, 11:28:23 am »
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officepark's most concise and accurate "original content" post yet!
Longest, too.
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« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2009, 01:59:27 pm »
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the post editing on this thread's first page is moderately humorous:
http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=93684.0
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« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2009, 06:40:38 pm »
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Quote from: The Man Machine on March 14, 2009, 06:16:32 pm
Btw, Flyers I keep telling you, STOP. POSTING. ABOUT. IRELAND. Please.
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'Gentlemen, a desert. A place of savage reference for the good people of Ohio. A place to fear and love. A blasted region. Something to remind us what we hewed out of. A place without malls. An Other for Ohio's Self. Cacti and scorpions and the sun bearing down. Desolation. A place for people to wander alone. To reflect. Away from everything. Gentlemen, a desert.'
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Quote from: NiK on March 14, 2009, 03:14:18 pm
Damn. I thought he just bought a house in California to run for CA Gov. Oh Well

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« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2009, 11:48:26 pm »
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Quote from: Deeds for Governor '09 on March 14, 2009, 11:25:24 pm
Absolutely.  It'd be easier convincing them to have a threesome.
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« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2009, 01:27:49 am »
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Quote from: Alcon on March 12, 2009, 11:25:41 pm
I just wanted to say I appreciate the owl upgrade

Dude, I got your back.
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« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2009, 12:17:34 pm »
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Sure.  I guess technically I am one myself, though really only about 1-2% non hetero.
you like ladyboys and you only consider yourself 1-2% non-hetero?

Yeah, in the sense that I choose a ladyboy for only around 1-2% of sexual acts.  Its really just a pleasant novelty, I partake of rarely - like Macadamia nuts.
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« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2009, 12:38:03 pm »
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Sure.  I guess technically I am one myself, though really only about 1-2% non hetero.
you like ladyboys and you only consider yourself 1-2% non-hetero?

Yeah, in the sense that I choose a ladyboy for only around 1-2% of sexual acts.  Its really just a pleasant novelty, I partake of rarely - like Macadamia nuts.

I was just going to add this one. The "Macadamia nuts" reference was absolutely classic.
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Quote from: Representative Wyodon on May 06, 2013, 04:31:05 pm
And you're a fucking asshole. How about you try actually contributing something to a debate at some point, or are you too busy kissing Rick Santorum's ass?
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« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2009, 12:53:54 pm »
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I wish I had Macadamia nuts right now, they sound tasty.  But the nuts part associated with the ladyboy part make me sad
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« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2009, 01:05:24 pm »
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Quote from: Lunar on March 15, 2009, 12:53:54 pm
I wish I had Macadamia nuts right now, they sound tasty.  But the nuts part associated with the ladyboy part make me sad

Don't be sad - most of those lads keep their nuts.  Many of them say that their comrades who have 'had the operation' get depressed or imbalanced.  Of course lots take hormones or get breast implants.  Which is fun.
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Quote from: opebo on December 17, 2012, 03:47:32 pm
prostitutes, bedpans, toupees etc.
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