Comedy Goldmine X: You Can't Swagger Like Us

[Marokai Backbeat]

He's a flamer because...he's making a weird face? 

He's making that face at you, Phil... that's how we know. 

Whether it's Rick's dick or Schock's cock, Phil is in for a long night.

Yeah, that one prompted one of the best LOL's in awhile.

Of course, you only posted it because love any opportunity to try to annoy me. Sorry that it didn't work this time.

If I wanted to annoy you I could have done far worse

I've posted things in these "Comedy Goldmines" before. Perhaps you should let well enough alone instead of trying to get the last word all the time?

[Keystone Phil]

Perhaps you should let well enough alone instead of trying to get the last word all the time?

Get over your little obsession and we got a deal, kid!

[Marokai Backbeat]

Perhaps you should let well enough alone instead of trying to get the last word all the time?

Get over your little obsession and we got a deal, kid!

A harmless comment that you yourself even found funny that I simply took and posted in a thread dedicated to humorous posts as I have done with others on other instances is an obsession?

But please, respond to this too, I'm sure you'll have another reason I'm so lame.

[Keystone Phil]

But please, respond to this too, I'm sure you'll have another reason I'm so lame.

I won't give you that satisfaction.   

[Marokai Backbeat]

Splendid.

[RI]

[Keystone Phil]

I'm not trolling, though honestly it can easily come across that way because I've lost the interest in actually trying to get through to you. You're just a more grounded and coherent Coburn in 2012 with a tens of thousands of posts that somehow gained you a perverted sense of seniority. With every post you bring a new sarcastic comment, a new insult, a new dismissal, and you're insistent on making sure you get the last punch.

I when this happens every couple of days or so. Such a sad case.

My favorite part was the "perverted sense of seniority." Yes, Marokai, that's what this is about. I'm a senior member here. Bow down and kiss my ring. 

[Marokai Backbeat]

And he accuses me of having the obsession and trying to irritate him. Seriously.

[Keystone Phil]

And he accuses me of having the obsession and trying to irritate him. Seriously.

In response to everything you've said about me, pal.

[The Man From G.O.P.]

Is this the fastest ever death of a Comedy Goldmine?


CG XI please.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Probably for the best, GOP.

It was hardly my intention to kill off this thread. ANYONE else was going to post that comment, but the fact that I was the one that did it turned it into some sort of argument and turned a humorous environment into a frustrating one. I'm sorry if the fact that I posted an entry made by someone that made both Phil and I laugh actually ruined this though, that's NOT my fault.

[The Man From G.O.P.]

Probably for the best, GOP.

It was hardly my intention to kill off this thread. ANYONE else was going to post that comment, but the fact that I was the one that did it turned it into some sort of argument and turned a humorous environment into a frustrating one. I'm sorry if the fact that I posted an entry made by someone that made both Phil and I laugh actually ruined this though, that's NOT my fault.

I accept both of your apologies for the whole forum...


Let us move on.

[Hash]

Fail thread.

[Lunar]

wtf is up with the rival thread while this one is still brand spankin´new and high ùp on the front page. not cool

[Joe Republic]

Occasionally people like to arbitrarily declare a goldmine dead and set up a new one so that they can hold the accolade of starting a new goldmine.  This one hasn't even reached nine pages yet.  Previous goldmines have survived pointless spats before.

[Alcon]

Phil, this is literally the third time you have been involved in a fight that ruined a Comedy Goldmine.  Either you're being too dense to understand the rule, or you hate funny.  Either way, stop.

Marokai Blue, you know better than this, too.

Vander...well, that's pointless.