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« Reply #75 on: March 23, 2009, 07:01:02 PM »
Quote from: NiK on March 23, 2009, 06:57:17 PM
He is smart. But is nothing other then a Hack. A close-minded-die-hard-liberal-hack-who-will-never-agree-with-the-only-smart-people-who-know-how-to-get-out-of-the-recession:

The Republicans.
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And Evan Bayh and the Blue Dogs...
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« Reply #76 on: March 23, 2009, 11:02:12 PM »
« Edited: March 24, 2009, 11:48:13 AM by Keystone Phil »
Quote from: Vindex on March 23, 2009, 10:21:29 PM
For those that may be interested:

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« Reply #77 on: March 23, 2009, 11:57:15 PM »
Quote from: I approve this message on March 23, 2009, 07:58:37 PM
Also, I doubt that Pat Robertson would endorse a ticket with Giuliani as presidential nominee.
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« Reply #78 on: March 24, 2009, 01:24:48 AM »
Quote from: jmfcst on March 23, 2009, 01:54:24 PM
Quote from: Joe Republic on March 23, 2009, 01:29:03 PM
No moreso than jmfcst himself has been weirding me out for about four years now.  It's gratifying to know that the forum's most diehard proponent of Christianity is also a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

5 I, jmfcst, looked, and there before me stood a pregnant belly, with one little foot pressing against the wall of the uterus, the foot caused the navel of the belly to be pushed aside. 6 The navel said to the little foot, who was pressing against the uterus’ inside, "How long will it be before this pic is removed from jmfcst’s sig?"

7 Clothed in a belly, the little foot, who was pressing against the uterus’ inside, lifted his tiny big toe and his even tinier little toe toward the moderators, and I heard him swear by David Leip who runs the forum, saying, "It will be for a time, times, fours times, and another time. When the will of the eight people who mocked jmfcst’s previous sig has been finally broken, all these things will be completed."
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« Reply #79 on: March 24, 2009, 11:21:46 AM »
Quote from: bullmoose88 on March 24, 2009, 11:20:13 AM

Don't worry sam, I hear there's a pill for that problem...you've seen the commercials for it, 50s something guy learns dancing then escapes with his wife to the hotel room...

wait...what, you mean the forum deleted a naughty word and left us with erectile dysfunction? Drats.
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« Reply #80 on: March 24, 2009, 11:58:23 AM »
Quote from: Deeds for Governor '09 on March 22, 2009, 08:26:43 PM
As I've said, I object to any map that does not keep all of the Old Confederacy in one region.

The replies are all great (and accurate) too.
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« Reply #81 on: March 24, 2009, 06:18:29 PM »
This one is funny.

Quote from: Zarn on March 24, 2009, 06:16:25 PM
Verily stop using facts to support the idea that anything is possible. People don't like facts.
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« Reply #82 on: March 24, 2009, 08:01:28 PM »
Quote from: I approve this message on March 24, 2009, 07:57:44 PM
Here is the map.



Obama: 430
Conservative third party: 108
Giuliani: 0
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« Reply #83 on: March 24, 2009, 10:06:16 PM »
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« Reply #84 on: March 24, 2009, 11:35:44 PM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=89791.msg1952205#msg1952205

The most hilarious thing: "This scenario has a slight chance of occurring."
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« Reply #85 on: March 24, 2009, 11:44:35 PM »
Well, very very slight. But we don't know the future. Remember 1980 and 1984.
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« Reply #86 on: March 25, 2009, 01:09:52 AM »
Quote from: NKK on March 25, 2009, 01:06:38 AM
Though I was never a friend of Xahar's and he was kind of a leftist but he has earned respect for fighting Zionism on Atlas by hijacking the account of an arch Zionist therefore he deserves to post here.





Just when you least expected him, Stark is back!
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« Reply #87 on: March 25, 2009, 10:53:59 AM »
Quote from: NiK on March 24, 2009, 10:07:53 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on March 24, 2009, 04:21:52 PM
I just don't understand why he changes his avatar a lot. He seems all over the place.

Nah, I just do that for fun. I usually change my avatar to a place I'd like to visit at that moment in time and then change back. I also had a Green Party Avatar for a while because it was the beginning of March.
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« Reply #88 on: March 25, 2009, 11:51:28 AM »
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean but it's hilarious...


Quote from: opebo on March 25, 2009, 11:42:06 AM
Quote from: Senator PiT on March 25, 2009, 10:52:44 AM
...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.

Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...


...like the bird?
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« Reply #89 on: March 25, 2009, 12:16:20 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on March 25, 2009, 11:51:28 AM
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean but it's hilarious...


Quote from: opebo on March 25, 2009, 11:42:06 AM
Quote from: Senator PiT on March 25, 2009, 10:52:44 AM
...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.

Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...


...like the bird?
Read on... he's claiming that PiT's head is in the sand.
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« Reply #90 on: March 25, 2009, 01:06:01 PM »
Quote from: platypeanArchcow on March 25, 2009, 12:16:20 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on March 25, 2009, 11:51:28 AM
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean but it's hilarious...


Quote from: opebo on March 25, 2009, 11:42:06 AM
Quote from: Senator PiT on March 25, 2009, 10:52:44 AM
...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.

Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...


...like the bird?
Read on... he's claiming that PiT's head is in the sand.

Ugh. Now it makes sense. I wanted it to be totally off the wall.  Tongue
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« Reply #91 on: March 25, 2009, 01:59:28 PM »
Precisely my intention Supersoulty.. a little humorous delay. 
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« Reply #92 on: March 25, 2009, 03:13:02 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on March 22, 2009, 08:54:50 PM
10,000 BC - 1607 AD:  Red Man
1607 AD - 2009 AD:  White Man

2009 AD - Present:  Black Man
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« Reply #93 on: March 25, 2009, 03:59:36 PM »
Quote from: opebo on March 25, 2009, 01:59:28 PM
Precisely my intention Supersoulty.. a little humorous delay. 

LOL

This one belongs here because of the "mistake."
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« Reply #94 on: March 25, 2009, 04:31:48 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on March 25, 2009, 03:59:36 PM
Quote from: opebo on March 25, 2009, 01:59:28 PM
Precisely my intention Supersoulty.. a little humorous delay. 

LOL

This one belongs here because of the "mistake."

I laughed. Wink
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« Reply #95 on: March 25, 2009, 04:37:14 PM »
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« Reply #96 on: March 25, 2009, 07:02:39 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on March 25, 2009, 11:51:28 AM
Quote from: opebo on March 25, 2009, 11:42:06 AM
Quote from: Senator PiT on March 25, 2009, 10:52:44 AM
...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.

Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...

I was cracking up for about 20 minutes after reading that one
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« Reply #97 on: March 25, 2009, 08:38:57 PM »
Quote from: © (excepting Alice) on March 25, 2009, 07:02:39 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on March 25, 2009, 11:51:28 AM
Quote from: opebo on March 25, 2009, 11:42:06 AM
Quote from: Senator PiT on March 25, 2009, 10:52:44 AM
...I strongly doubt that if unions just disappeared things like weekends & 8-hour work days would disappear without massive public uprising occurring as a result.

Ok, my first point to you, you absurd ostrich...

I was cracking up for about 20 minutes after reading that one

     Yeah, I almost burst out laughing at work when I read the ostrich part.
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« Reply #98 on: March 25, 2009, 09:05:42 PM »
Quote from: Vander Blubb on March 25, 2009, 08:47:44 PM
Quote from: Snowguy716 on March 25, 2009, 08:33:19 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on March 25, 2009, 08:26:18 PM
He's a flamer because...he's making a weird face?  Tongue

He's making that face at you, Phil... that's how we know.  Tongue

Whether it's Rick's dick or Schock's cock, Phil is in for a long night.
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« Reply #99 on: March 25, 2009, 09:21:07 PM »
Quote from: AG Marokai Blue on March 25, 2009, 09:05:42 PM
Quote from: Vander Blubb on March 25, 2009, 08:47:44 PM
Quote from: Snowguy716 on March 25, 2009, 08:33:19 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on March 25, 2009, 08:26:18 PM
He's a flamer because...he's making a weird face?  Tongue

He's making that face at you, Phil... that's how we know.  Tongue

Whether it's Rick's dick or Schock's cock, Phil is in for a long night.

Yeah, that one prompted one of the best LOL's in awhile.

Of course, you only posted it because love any opportunity to try to annoy me. Sorry that it didn't work this time.
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