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Bacon King
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« on: March 24, 2009, 01:24:48 AM »

No moreso than jmfcst himself has been weirding me out for about four years now.  It's gratifying to know that the forum's most diehard proponent of Christianity is also a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

5 I, jmfcst, looked, and there before me stood a pregnant belly, with one little foot pressing against the wall of the uterus, the foot caused the navel of the belly to be pushed aside. 6 The navel said to the little foot, who was pressing against the uterus’ inside, "How long will it be before this pic is removed from jmfcst’s sig?"

7 Clothed in a belly, the little foot, who was pressing against the uterus’ inside, lifted his tiny big toe and his even tinier little toe toward the moderators, and I heard him swear by David Leip who runs the forum, saying, "It will be for a time, times, fours times, and another time. When the will of the eight people who mocked jmfcst’s previous sig has been finally broken, all these things will be completed."

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