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« on: March 15, 2009, 09:59:27 PM »

i offer real solutions to your problems

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« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2009, 10:06:13 PM »

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?
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« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2009, 10:46:05 PM »

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?

No, I can't.
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Lunar
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« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2009, 10:46:57 PM »

THAT'S THE ANSWER
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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2009, 10:52:04 PM »

Wouldn't better wording be "can you solve the riddle?"

Cuz technically you can guess all day long.. you just won't get the right answer. 
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« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2009, 11:00:01 PM »

My girlfriend won't stop calling me "comfort monkey"

Please help NOW
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Aizen
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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2009, 11:13:17 PM »

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?


everyone who frequents the internet has seen this. yes, as said before, the answer here is "no". i am a juggernaut lunar and you'll have to increase your output ten-fold if you wish to spar with me. you also spelled "squeeze" and "champagne" incorrectly.
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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2009, 11:14:27 PM »

I just googled "hardest question" and copied and pasted it from yahoo answers or whatever that joke place is.
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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2009, 11:15:34 PM »

My girlfriend won't stop calling me "comfort monkey"

Please help NOW

Had you have asked this in the Inks.LWC dating advice thread, I would've been able to help you.
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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2009, 11:16:03 PM »

My girlfriend won't stop calling me "comfort monkey"

Please help NOW




ask her to comfort your monkey. one of two things can happen. either you make her feel awkward and she stops. or.... well.... let us just say she will be happy to oblige. or she's retarded and thinks you're talking about a real monkey. i suppose that is three things. also ^5 on the girlfriend imho.
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« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2009, 11:17:18 PM »

Lunar said you to slap her until she stops, but he deleted his message...
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« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2009, 11:21:03 PM »
« Edited: March 15, 2009, 11:23:17 PM by Aizen »

My girlfriend won't stop calling me "comfort monkey"

Please help NOW

Had you have asked this in the Inks.LWC dating advice thread, I would've been able to help you.


how dare you spam my dojo with your shameless plugs for your vastly inferior advice center. inks' dating advice thread? more like inks' dating advice dread. because i dread the "advice" you would give to these people in need.
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« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2009, 11:25:06 PM »

My girlfriend won't stop calling me "comfort monkey"

Please help NOW

Had you have asked this in the Inks.LWC dating advice thread, I would've been able to help you.


how dare you spam my dojo with your shameless plugs for your vastly inferior advice center. inks' dating advice thread? more like inks' dating advice dread. because i dread the "advice" you would give to these people in need.

Alright.  Here's a question.

Aizen, I need some advice.  I just got chewed out by some cocky asshole.  What should I do?  Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2009, 11:25:15 PM »

My girlfriend won't stop calling me "comfort monkey"

Please help NOW

Had you have asked this in the Inks.LWC dating advice thread, I would've been able to help you.


how dare you spam my dojo with your shameless plugs for your vastly inferior advice center. inks' dating advice thread? more like inks' dating advice dread. because i dread the "advice" you would give to these people in need.

oh snap
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« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2009, 11:30:35 PM »

Lunar said you to slap her until she stops, but he deleted his message...

some brilliance is temporary
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« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2009, 11:35:11 PM »

Lunar said you to slap her until she stops, but he deleted his message...

some brilliance is temporary

That is not brillance, that is the highway to go in jail (or in Congress).
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« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2009, 11:41:10 PM »

Aizen

I've fallen, and I can't get up


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« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2009, 07:00:05 AM »

My milkshakes bring all the boys to my garden, but I ran out of caramel flavouring. Are vanilla milkshakes as appealing to the boys? I was thinking of going chocolate but kelis already controls the chocolate milkshake market from her yard.
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« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2009, 07:15:55 AM »

My milkshakes bring all the boys to my garden, but I ran out of caramel flavouring. Are vanilla milkshakes as appealing to the boys? I was thinking of going chocolate but kelis already controls the chocolate milkshake market from her yard.

You can't afford Kelis's prices? She says she can teach you, but she'd have to charge. No need to bother Aizen with this if you can afford to learn from her.
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« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2009, 07:39:04 AM »

No no, I've already got the technique, it's just i no longer have the appropriate flavouring. What with winter already here (f*ing Canberra), my caramel is turning vanilla, and I just don't know if I can maintain the perfect blend anymore.
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« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2009, 01:58:24 AM »

I'm only 5'5" and my friends tell me that I look several years younger than I really am. So whenever I enter a liquor store, I always get the feeling that the cashiers are giving me weird looks and thinking that I'm a teenager trying to get alcohol and hoping they won't ask for ID.
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