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Aizen
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -9.22

« on: March 15, 2009, 09:59:27 PM »

i offer real solutions to your problems

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Aizen
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Posts: 4,510


Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -9.22

« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2009, 11:13:17 PM »

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?


everyone who frequents the internet has seen this. yes, as said before, the answer here is "no". i am a juggernaut lunar and you'll have to increase your output ten-fold if you wish to spar with me. you also spelled "squeeze" and "champagne" incorrectly.
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Aizen
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Posts: 4,510


Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -9.22

« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2009, 11:16:03 PM »

My girlfriend won't stop calling me "comfort monkey"

Please help NOW




ask her to comfort your monkey. one of two things can happen. either you make her feel awkward and she stops. or.... well.... let us just say she will be happy to oblige. or she's retarded and thinks you're talking about a real monkey. i suppose that is three things. also ^5 on the girlfriend imho.
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Aizen
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Political Matrix
E: -3.23, S: -9.22

« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2009, 11:21:03 PM »
« Edited: March 15, 2009, 11:23:17 PM by Aizen »

My girlfriend won't stop calling me "comfort monkey"

Please help NOW

Had you have asked this in the Inks.LWC dating advice thread, I would've been able to help you.


how dare you spam my dojo with your shameless plugs for your vastly inferior advice center. inks' dating advice thread? more like inks' dating advice dread. because i dread the "advice" you would give to these people in need.
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