Opinion of the Roman Catholic Church in regards to the Freemasons

[dead0man]

Because even they know Mason bashing is stupid and pointless.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Because even they know Mason bashing is stupid and pointless.

Well their Church and current Pope are quite big on it. And I'll admit that despite my usual huge differences with them they are 100% right in this case.

[dead0man]

Because the Masons invaded Iraq, of course.  Is Obama a Mason or are they not all that powerful?  Clearly Bush is/was.  He is involved in ALL evil secret organizations.  Skull and Bones, that weird California thing, the Masons, Illuminati, the 5 Jewish Bankers and of course, The Big Foot Club.

[Alcon]

Because the Masons invaded Iraq, of course.  Is Obama a Mason or are they not all that powerful?  Clearly Bush is/was.  He is involved in ALL evil secret organizations.  Skull and Bones, that weird California thing, the Masons, Illuminati, the 5 Jewish Bankers and of course, The Big Foot Club.

No, don't be dumb.  The Freemasons are all bipolar with the exact same mood swings.  And I'm sure BRTD source-checked his article with the same intensity he'd give to, say, an article about Obama's birth certificate being faked.

Hmm.  Maybe the Freemasons orchestrated Obama's birth certificate faking because they knew they couldn't re-elect a Republican.  Now, they defeated Hillary Clinton, whose strong performance among Catholics clearly shows that she is a Papal Agent.  Sockpuppet B. Hussein will continue to collapse spectacularly into 2012.  Freemason Republicans will be in the office for twenty years, until elections are formally banned in 2036.  Brilliant!

I don't even really know what I'm making fun of anymore.  Writing this sh**t's just a lot more fun than hearing "I read a well-sourced article on DU."  Or "my aunt said so."  Or really any of these stupid/simplistic "opinion of ____" polls, which would be stupid/simplistic even if he cared about our answers at all.