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« Reply #1125 on: August 20, 2009, 03:07:54 AM »
Quote from: px75 on August 19, 2009, 04:06:54 PM
Some will say that it's not fair to quote "myself", but whateva... Wink
It's got nothign to do with "fair".  It's just wrong...on several levels.


..and it helps if what you said was actually funny.
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« Reply #1126 on: August 20, 2009, 03:15:38 AM »
Quote from: dead0man on August 20, 2009, 03:07:54 AM
Quote from: px75 on August 19, 2009, 04:06:54 PM
Some will say that it's not fair to quote "myself", but whateva... Wink
It's got nothign to do with "fair".  It's just wrong...on several levels.


..and it helps if what you said was actually funny.

Uhhh...
That was actually an allusion to the fact that many here thought at the beginning that Iosif and I were the same person.
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« Reply #1127 on: August 20, 2009, 03:17:43 AM »
Well isn't my face red? Smiley  Sorry about that.  Eventually I'll buy and read Reading Comprehension for Dummies....but I probably won't remember much of it when I'm done.
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« Reply #1128 on: August 20, 2009, 04:04:18 AM »
Quote from: dead0man on August 20, 2009, 03:03:45 AM
Quote from: Ghyl Tarvoke on August 19, 2009, 05:24:37 PM
Pretty much Everything I've ever heard Americans say about Irish history.
uhhh, your potatoes all died....150 years ago or something.  Then the rats came and some dude with a flute ran 'em out of town.  Then you all moved to NYC and Boston to become cops.
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« Reply #1129 on: August 20, 2009, 02:31:14 PM »

LOL
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« Reply #1130 on: August 20, 2009, 02:46:06 PM »
Quote from: px75 on August 20, 2009, 02:42:18 PM
I didn't know that Rielle Hunter had such a large family.
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« Reply #1131 on: August 20, 2009, 03:12:45 PM »
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« Reply #1132 on: August 20, 2009, 09:40:44 PM »
Quote from: fezzyfestoon on August 20, 2009, 09:33:10 PM
Quote from: Sensei on August 20, 2009, 06:34:38 PM
Quote from: fezzyfestoon on August 20, 2009, 06:26:05 PM
Quote from: Opebolingus on August 20, 2009, 06:01:56 PM
Well, I am more of a clasist than a racist. For example middle class blacks and jews tend to be ok but we could do without ghetto blacks and wealthy jews. there are low class whites and elitist whites as well but they are not quite as bad. I would never hate someone purely because of their race.
Found one of those, too.

How is hating a black low class person more than a white one not hating them purely because of their race?

PS - Jews are white.  Eek!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaphet_Kotto

Right, my point was poorly structured, but that proves it even better.  "Jew" isn't a race.

By the way Stark, deleting your posts doesn't work so well when they're quoted.  Dumbass.
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« Reply #1133 on: August 21, 2009, 09:37:14 AM »
Quote from: Jake on August 20, 2009, 11:48:25 PM
Why does every thread Flyers posts in turn into a bitch fest about his dating failures?
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« Reply #1134 on: August 21, 2009, 03:50:30 PM »
Quote from: opebo on August 21, 2009, 03:24:10 PM
Quote from: UPWITHTHEPRESIDENT on August 21, 2009, 02:57:56 PM
wow. It seems that most people here are wealthy. I wonder why.

Because its America, baby!
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« Reply #1135 on: August 21, 2009, 11:50:27 PM »
Quote from: Karma Police on August 21, 2009, 11:01:14 PM
Quote from: DownWithThePresident on August 18, 2009, 04:57:08 PM
Quote from: Lief on August 18, 2009, 04:54:51 PM
Jesus would lose because Reagan would paint him as a commie.
Jesus a communist?  Jesus would be a staunch economic conservative because he would advocate personal responsiblity and charity over handouts.  Jesus would most certainly frown upon the welfare state and government programs
YEAH MOTHERFUCKER REPUBLICAN JESUS:
 
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« Reply #1136 on: August 21, 2009, 11:55:34 PM »
Quote from: Mechman on August 21, 2009, 11:50:27 PM
Quote from: Karma Police on August 21, 2009, 11:01:14 PM
Quote from: DownWithThePresident on August 18, 2009, 04:57:08 PM
Quote from: Lief on August 18, 2009, 04:54:51 PM
Jesus would lose because Reagan would paint him as a commie.
Jesus a communist?  Jesus would be a staunch economic conservative because he would advocate personal responsiblity and charity over handouts.  Jesus would most certainly frown upon the welfare state and government programs
YEAH MOTHERFUCKER REPUBLICAN JESUS:
 

That made me laugh, but it should be called "Hawk Jesus"
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« Reply #1137 on: August 22, 2009, 12:01:08 AM »
Quote from: Mechman on August 21, 2009, 11:50:27 PM
Quote from: Karma Police on August 21, 2009, 11:01:14 PM
Quote from: DownWithThePresident on August 18, 2009, 04:57:08 PM
Quote from: Lief on August 18, 2009, 04:54:51 PM
Jesus would lose because Reagan would paint him as a commie.
Jesus a communist?  Jesus would be a staunch economic conservative because he would advocate personal responsiblity and charity over handouts.  Jesus would most certainly frown upon the welfare state and government programs
YEAH MOTHERFUCKER REPUBLICAN JESUS:
 
Officially my favorite.
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« Reply #1138 on: August 22, 2009, 01:48:27 PM »
Quote from: SE Magistrate John Dibble on August 17, 2009, 12:21:37 PM
The only thing worse than the French are the French-Canadians. I mean seriously, not only are they French but they're Canadian as well! It's like what you would get if George Bush and Sarah Palin had a child together and abandoned it, only for it to be found and raised by French speaking socialists.
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« Reply #1139 on: August 22, 2009, 02:09:10 PM »

I LOLed at work just because of how awful and stupid of a comeback it was.
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« Reply #1140 on: August 22, 2009, 04:56:00 PM »

That wasn't very good.
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« Reply #1141 on: August 23, 2009, 02:28:06 AM »

In fact I think the Obama is literally Hitler part is definitely the funniest. Is that guy cereal?

Do you know who else read the newspaper?
Hitler!

Do you know who else had a hot wife?!
Hitler!
But Sarkozy still wins.....

If this guy is for real, he's been going a little too coco on the Cocoa Puffs.
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« Reply #1142 on: August 23, 2009, 04:52:41 AM »

     I felt the same way. That post is a classic example of something being funny solely because of how stupid it is.
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« Reply #1143 on: August 23, 2009, 01:11:54 PM »
this thread is great

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=101334.0
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« Reply #1144 on: August 23, 2009, 01:45:19 PM »

Apparently Mint is religious right........
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« Reply #1145 on: August 23, 2009, 01:46:02 PM »

No; Mint is a tool, quite content to defend whatever right-wing organization keeps the tax rebates rolling in.
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« Reply #1146 on: August 23, 2009, 01:49:43 PM »
Quote from: Einzige on August 23, 2009, 01:46:02 PM

No; Mint is a tool, quite content to defend whatever right-wing organization keeps the tax rebates rolling in.

Einzige, unlike a lot of posters on here I at least have a modicum of respect for you, but the idea that Mint is a tool for the religious right seriously demands evidence.
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« Reply #1147 on: August 23, 2009, 02:46:07 PM »
DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE GAVE HIS WIFE FLOWERS?  HITLER!
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« Reply #1148 on: August 23, 2009, 02:47:06 PM »
DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS MADE OF FLESH? HITLER.
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« Reply #1149 on: August 23, 2009, 02:53:20 PM »
DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE CELEBRATED CHRISTMAS?  HITLER!
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